"Rito ples nerf" Gamemode Idea

You know that classic "Rito pleze nerf blind so long for dayz" nerf it "omg ult be all like ping pong" nerf it " penetration > my glutes" nerf it " feast makes your mom look thin" nerf it "mien gaht cc like earthquake" nerf it " became thomas edison" nerf it " racist so why not burning cross" nerf it " so cc need sunglasses" nerf it " rito plz nerf bra size" ... Make a new gamemode where everything is nerfed so nothing disables or does damage. Everything in the game gets 99% tenacity, magic resist, and armor. But wait, wouldn't that be a buff? But make it an invisible nerf instead of a buff because RITO DOES HUAT IT WANTS