NURF mode better be a April fools day exclusive -.- Followed by URF
Please only make NURF a one to three day thing... I understand the thought process behind it and I think its funny as H#!!... but its going to make for some slow slow paced games.
+100% Mana and Energy consumption
Manaless...

+200% Cooldown Inflation on Abilities, Activated Items, and Summoner Spells
We got the lowest cool down ability's :)

+50% Anti-Tenacity
SLOWS FOR DAYS...
my ult OP
+225 Movement Speed Reduction
-.-

+200% Delay between basic attacks
>.> I already have the lowest starting attack speed...
Critical strikes deal 50% of total attack damage
(on second thought keep this)
This unit deals critical strikes on 150% of its attacks
WINIONS!!!!
Protection against superfluous decisiveness
This unit is vulnerable to consequences