[Fan Fic] The League of the Extraordinary Helmet-Brociety

People from Runeterra and in all other worlds who can hear my words. You shall read first my very deepest thoughts, after then I will continue to declare my theory. First things first: The hype about a Champion called "Helmet Bro" is probably the most hyped thing the community actually is willing to believe, despite of various and countless evidence that this so called Champion named "Helmet Bro" died in many cruel ways. I think the hype is unreal, nay more the greatest try of trolling in the history of the League of Legends community.

#Judgement Fact is, that the community of League of Legends thought that, despite seeing a guy with a Helmet dying by Vel'Koz Disintegration Beam, that this certain "Helmet Bro" is automatically a Champion.

There are countless threads of attempting to give Helmet Bro a kit, a hilarious Lore and lots of crazy reasons why he joins the League of Legends.

#Theory According to my own theory, I believe that there is no "Helmet Bro" Champion. I believe that there is a League or a Guild of adventurers and warriors, who wear the same clothes to visualize their loyalty to this certain Guild. The Guild/League of the Brociety (Bro + Society).

Why do I believe that and not that this certain Champion named "Helmet Bro" exists? Well, there's countless reasons. One of those reasons is, that Helmet Bro died when we first saw him in the Vel'Koz reveal. Even if he ended up surviving Vel'Koz disintegration beam, he still has no powers and can't get any, otherwise every target of Vel'Koz should end up being a powerful warrior with void powers - which naturally and obviously is not the case.

#Facts According to my own theory, I will post a humongous amount of pictures where a certain "Helmet Bro" is shown.
In all those pictures there's a guy with a helmet. Is it the same guy all over and over? Let's see.

First the original art of Vel Koz.
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=902096&d=1393019192

Even if you'd tell me that he escaped, how could he escaped now?
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=903044&d=1393093424

Then there's Nemesis Jax's splash art, showing a guy with a utterly destroyed helmet, unable to be recovered. And apparently, we all know Jax, he definitely smashed this guy's brain utterly.
http://forums.euw.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=179957&d=1396457164

Then there's in Kog'Maw's splash art a helmet shown. How did the helmet end up there? He was consumed by Kog'Maw.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1958503_783367988392508_6808782301906045390_n.jpg?oh=7aad5b5c217e074f9cda9006cc2c0a52&oe=54BFF865&__gda__=1421475611_6a7a6eba22647a849cf408c69cede30f

Then there's the new splash art for Gragas, where behind his back there seems to be Highlander Tryndamere, but due to Tryndamere using only his right hand and never his left hand, it could of course only mean one thing: None other than Helmet Bro!!111
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0qQSYhCAAA8kG_.jpg

Some may have seen it recently, but in the Log-In Screen there's Sion, and it was shown from the perspective from a guy with a helmet.
http://i.imgur.com/1oExM1J.jpg

You aren't satisfied and you still believe that this "Helmet Bro" exists? Here are pictures that show multiple soldiers with different weapons, but same appearance.
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=1062909&d=1409867296
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=930027&d=1395287046
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=1087145&d=1412472449

#Summary & Examples Now, dear community, you see that Helmet Bro can't exist. If he somehow existed, he died atleast 9 times or even more.

#What could be the answer?

• Like I said previously, there could be a Guild or Organization where those soldiers, all with the same appearance, work for the League or be adventurers themselves. Something similar like the "The Companions" in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. For this theory, I also add something very odd, but probably something logical. Why bother placing so many characters who resemble each other? I tell you what: Because Riot has changed its mind because of the League of Legends Lore, they probably want to replace the minions with those soldiers. If you look for example at Cho'Gath's Splash Art, then you see various people with Helmets and one of them holds a bow - this could be the ranged caster or cannon minion. However, this is just a theory.

• Maybe there exists someone like a Champion with a Helmet, who has the ability to clone himself (thus multiple appearances in one art), but then how can he have a bow, spear and sword? This is very vague.

However, fact is that "Helmet Bro" will never appear as a Champion, because IronStylus said in this thread Why Rito refuses to make Helmet Bro a Champion and said following:

Guys, Helmet Bro would just be too powerful. He's too OP even in the concept phase.

We.. we just can't :|

Sorry if I might bring up hate here, but I'm just trying to find another way as "Helmet Bro" seems to never come as a Champion.