So Talon is a political pimp daddy, I had no idea...

First off, a Rioter posted this in some other thread regarding political marriages/liasions, so clearly they are canon.

Dayum, Talon doing a lot of roaming from mid lane. I knew he was fairly popular as a romance option, but still, dayum.

Anyway, at first I was skeptical, but I thought about it for a couple minutes, and the motivations behind each pairing started to gain focus and clarity...

- Talon releases a statement claiming responsibility for the poisoned drink. - Lux just wants to piss off her overbearing family. - Talon promises to help her restore old Noxus. - Talon promises to help her maintain new Noxus. - Talon doubly guarantees that Noxus will not invade Ionia anymore. - Town bicycle. Shrug. - She didn't say no, which must mean yes. - Talon promises Diana that he will eff up Leona when given the chance. Or at this rate, maybe he'll just flat out eff her. - She thinks that beaked hood of his is really freaking hot.