Fan Voiceover lines for reworked Poppy

Since 's rework is coming later this year (hopefully after Worlds), I thought I might as well throw in my fanmade voiceovers for the reworked Iron Ambassador. You're free to add your lines as well.

's Login Theme

Upon Selection:

"I'll show you what it means to be a true ambassador."

Upon starting a game:

"Justice will prevail." "I've long for a great battle." "Brace yourselves, war is coming!" (Game of Thrones reference) "Leave no enemy untouched." "They have no idea whom they're dealing with."

Attacking:

"No more talking!" "No time to negotiate." "You want mercy? Fight for it!" "For Demacia!" "For freedom!" "I'll make them beg for peace!" "Fighting is serious business!" "It's too late to change your mind." "Face me! Fight me!" "I'll speak softly and carry a big hammer." (Teddy Roosevelt reference) "The hammer calls to you!" (WoW reference: Cho'Gall) "Defiler!" "Want to know how heavy my hammer is?" "When negotiation fails, time for Plan B!" "Your Will is about to be broken!" "Allow me to demonstrate Hammer Diplomacy!" "There's no backing out now!" "Submit!" "Lay down your weapons!" "Don't make me force my hand!"

Movement:

"What needs to be done?" "Time to settle the score." "I sense a fight." "I will not rest." "My hammer aches for a fight." "Lead me to battle!" "Marching to victory." "My armor's heavier than it looks." "Let's see if you can keep up." "Not a second to lose." "Justice does not tire." "I hear them. They're near." "They better not be hiding." "It's time to represent Demacia." "Like the wind, I move." "I will not be mocked again." "It's not easy being small."

Joke:

"Jokes? I don't know any jokes... just kidding, I do." "Whoever holds this hammer shall possess the power of... well, Poppy!" (Thor reference) "I'm not compensating for anything... creep." "Just because I have pigtails doesn't make me a pig. snorts" (Matilda reference)

Taunt:

"Run from me and I'll beat you into submission." "Failing to negotiate will cost you your life." "Come and face me like a true warrior!" "Submit or face punishment!" "I may be small, but I can still beat you down!"

Taunting an enemy Noxian:

"Time to Whack a Noxian!" "Noxians. Why did it have to be Noxians?" (Indiana Jones reference) "Finally, fresh meat to tenderize." "Scourge of Valoran. Out of my sight!" "There is no truce between us, Noxus. Ever."

Taunting an ally Noxian:

"Listen, I don't like you and you don't like me. Let's try to at least cooperate." "I can't believe I'm stuck with you." "Well, this is going to end disastrously."

Taunting an enemy :

"Go back to the pit of Noxus that you crawled out of!" Markiplier reference: One Night at Flumpty's "You're just a festering stump, Sion." "No, you're in MY way." "How about a lobotomy, Sion? Free of charge."

Taunting an enemy :

"Mimicry is just a cheap trick to make weak Noxians stronger!" Steven Universe reference "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice and I'll bludgeon you."

Taunting an enemy :

"Abominable as always." "Allow me to end your suffering, Urgot."

Taunting an enemy :

"Step away if you don't want me to break your good leg." "I came for a fight and I get a cripple? Pitiful." "You call yourself a general? Spits"

Taunting an enemy :

"You're still a Noxian in my eyes." "Exiled, but still responsible."

Taunting an enemy :

"Looks like Noxus is about to lose a hand!" "Another one of Swain's dogs? Come on, show me a trick."

Taunting an enemy Dunkmaster :

"I'll remove you from the game!" "Foul! That's a warning, Darius!" "I'll block your shot, Darius."

Upon slaying Dunkmaster :

"Get dunked on, Darius!" Undertale reference

Taunting an enemy :

"My name is Poppy, and you killed my father. Prepare to die." (Princess Bride reference)

Taunting near :

(Enemy) "DEMACIA!! See? I can do it, too." (Enemy) "Might wanna watch where you're pointing that thing." (Ally) "DEMACIA- cough, how does this not wear you out?" (Ally) "Nice unnecessarily large sword you have there, Garen."

Taunting near :

(Enemy) "You may have followed my footsteps, old friend, but it's time to find your own path." (Ally) "Soar into battle, Galio! The sky's the limit!"

Taunting near :

(Enemy) "You may be a prince, but you can also be reckless." (Ally) "For Demacia, my Prince."

Taunting near :

(Enemy) "I like you. I hate to die." (Princess Bride reference) (Ally) "Sometimes I can't understand that thick accent of yours."

Taunting near :

(Enemy) "Lux, you're as bright as a dead lightbulb." (Ally) "Double rainbow? You're just seeing things."

Taunting near :

(Enemy) "The only thing that's truly outrageous is your hair, Taric." (Ally) "I see you have a thing for... explorers."

Taunting an enemy :

"Rumble, your obsession with Tristana is sickening." "You call that a mech? It's going to be a wreck soon enough."

Taunting near :

(Enemy) "Wanna see how high I can launch you?" (Enemy) "Whomper says leave." (Ally) "Keep your hands steady."

Taunting an enemy :

"You can't scare me, you bag of twigs!"

Taunting an enemy :

"I swear you're trying to compensate for something." "What's the warranty on your hammer, Jayce?"

Taunting near :

(Enemy) "Raise your spear, Pantheon, and face me!" (Enemy) "You're going to lose this fight, Pantheon!" (Ally) "What's my profession? To fight and die for Demacia!" (300 reference) (Ally) "At least my profession doesn't involve making baked goods!"

Taunting an enemy :

"I've had it with your sassy mouth, Tahm!" (Powerpuff Girls reference ) "Your charms won't work on me, carp." "You know what you'll go great with? Cajun spice."

Upon casting Heroic Charge:

"Not so fast!" "Charge!" "Demacia!"

Upon stunning an enemy champion with Heroic Charge:

"Where do you think you're going?" "Nowhere to run!" "I'm not done with you!"

Upon buying

"Hmm... fancy." "A bit big, but I'll grow into them."

Upon buying

Looks like it's time for... more hammers!" ( Game Grumps reference: Big Zam ) "Cold and cruel... this was made for me."

Upon buying

"This cleaver is as black as death." "I feel... stronger." "Darius's got nothing on this."

Upon buying

"I never believe in second chances, but this might change my mind."

Upon buying

"Garen's got nothing on this."

Upon buying

"This blade's tainted with misery and anger."

Upon buying

"Oh great. More pointless spikes." "I still don't get Noxian fashion."

Upon casting Recall:

"Be right back. Gotta make repairs." (WoW reference to "brb need repairs") "We're not done with our negotiation." "We're going to have a serious talk once I come back."

Upon respawning:

"Twas a mere setback!" "I won't make the same mistake again." "Wait until I get my hands on..." "They're going to regret messing with me."

Upon placing a ward:

"They can't hide from me." "You can't flank me this time." "Never let your guard down." "Not taking any chances."