Actually i don't even know if this is an argument i can talk about, but i'm just trying. Also sorry for my bad english <3
So, today when i was playing i had a BIG and SERIOUS question mark on my head: which champions are virgins and who are not? I mean, that would be interesting to define it with personal theories and things. Please be serious, and don't write unneccessary comments. (I'm waiting for you lore experts)
Regards, a fan of the League Universe
This is the question we need to ask. Not characters motives. Not characters past. Not their relations.
Who fucked... That's the important thing about characters...
According to rule 34, we all know the answer.
Evelynn is. She doesn't actually have sex with her victims, she just uses her charm to lure them in. She also has no sexual organs, so there's that. Riot confirmed this.
Other than that and the obvious, I'm not sure.
Edit: Azir isn't. I'm pretty sure Sivir is like his great great x100 granddaughter or something like that, yeah? Kassadin isn't, because isn't Kai'Sa his daughter? Illaoi and GP aren't. They had a thing.
velkoz and illaoi are not virgins Kreygasm
Let's see...
- Were a thing in the past and did the sex
- Did the thing with a now deceased lover
- Potentially had sex with her boyfriend that she ended up devouring the memories of, though unconfirmed
- Had a wife and son in the old lore, still had a family in the new lore, albeit the specifics aren't stated to whether he's had children and thus, sex, is unknown
- Has definetly not done the sex cuz she doesn't actually do that; she just kills people. One touch, finger to skin, and she gets to eat your eyelids
- Might've had sex with her now deceased lover Hakim but is unconfirmed
- Presumably haven't done the thing yet cuz their relationship's seemingly fairly new, though there's the potential that they did do the thing with others in the past, though given how Ashe's bio is written I find that not so likely for Ashe
That's all I can think of atm to discuss other than the obvious Annie, Nunu, Zoe and Ekko
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chad morgana and virgin kayle
All I know is that Jax is most definitely not a virgin.
Fizz and lulu are not virgins Kreygasm
There are so many amazing things you could discuss about the League Universe and you chose to show the whole world how little you care about actual politics, relationship, history or similar? Such a needless topic to begin with.
But if you wanna know how canonily is virgin. Non-human beings (mostly spirits and similar) Bard Evelynn (no, she never has sex with her victims. The moment they touch her with desire, she is allowed to do with them that she wants and that is torture them to death) Galio Janna Kindred Nocturn Shaco (atleast if his placeholder bio will stay canon) Tahm Kench
Voidborns Cho'Gath Kha'Zix Kog'Maw Rek'Sai (she is a mother, yes, but I sincere doubt she procreates on a sexual way tbh) Vel'Kox
Children/Teenager Annie Gnar Nunu Zoe
Humans Jhin - In his AMA it is pretty clear said that Jhin doesn't care for humans in any sexual way but only as objects for his art. I mean, not impossible to have some experience in that matter anyway, but he is pretty much canon ace.
Champions which canonily had sex. Azir, Kassadin,Darius and Varzs were fathers at some point of the time. Camille had a relationship, so did Lucian. Ahri had atleast one relationship as well. Illaoi and Gankplank used to be together as well.
So yeah, this should be all. Could be some missing but whatever.
Among the champions not listed here, I think know of the ones that are unlikely to be virgin. It seems to be implied like the old Janna's story. However,even if I mention the name of the champion, I think that what most people imagine and what I think is different ... Separately from that, Teemo is non-virgin because it can put three mushrooms in a small body.
Kayn probably is. He was taken by Zed at a young age, and sexual contact is likely forbidden in his order.
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