My thoughts on Mordekaiser

THIS IS ONLY A GIANT RANT ABOUT MY THOUGHTS OF MORDEKAISER. IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM DO I HAVE THE AMOUNT OF AWESOME METAL THAT HE HAS. THIS IS ONLY AN OPINIONATED BALL OF TEXT THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HURT YOUR FEELINGS BECAUSE YOU ALSO AREN'T AS AWESOMELY METAL AS HIM. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Hello, this is just my thoughts on Mordekaiser and how he is in game. I figured I should talk about him since he was mentioned by others about the DFG removal. Please feel free to comment what you think about him.

First off, what is Mordekaiser? He is the Master of Metal, and looking at him, do you doubt that? He's a big (compared to normal people, he is big) ol' dude with a giant-mothaf*ing mace. And its all metal. Everything about him is metal. He even is part of a Metal band (Pentakill, if you don't know). The only thing you think that might be not metal is his eyes, but that's just two sinister glowing things where eyes should be, as we don't even know if he has eyes! We don't know about his past, or who he is now! Why does he kill things? How come he is encased in metal? How can he become even more metal?

Now, lets compare him to his fellow "brethren" from the Shadow Isles. Just how different is the awesomeness of them to our buddy Mordekaiser?

• She's a spider queen who seduces and traps men into her lair (giggity) and then sacrifices them to the spider god. I will admit, that is kind of awesome that she turns into a spider and all, but she just isn't metal! She has all this "grace" and a "ooh I'm a fancy woman with tons of legs" thing going on. That's too lady-like! Sure some ladies are metal, she isn't!

• It is rumored that she is from the Shadow Isles, and not much is known about her. That is good, as the Master of Metal himself is a mystery of what's behind all that awesome metal (I hope its more awesome metal). But, she is also very scantily clad, and she barely wears any metal at all! She lacks the awesomely metal properties of Mordekaiser. She was also in a relationship with a card shark! That's not awesomely metal, that's very unawesome! Yes, I am making unawesome a word right now!

• Hecarim is one badass horse-dude. He has a giant weapon as well, and its probably metal! Heck, he looks like he is made of metal! But be worried, people! This is not Mordekaiser, as Hecarim doesn't have the truly awesome metal powers of our big dude! Hecarim is riding for the purpose of his birthplace, the Shadow Isles. But Mordekaiser is working for his own awesomely metal reasons. Hecarim makes people fear him as he rides with the spirits of fellow riders, but Mordekaiser commands the dead and takes their powers, all so that he can become even more awesomely metal!

• She's a spirit of vengeance, wielding spears marked for betrayers and their ilk. That's pretty awesome, but she is less of a mystery than the other peeps from the Shadow Isles, like our mystery Metal Master. She does wear metal, as her armor and helmet look metal enough, but that isn't enough awesome metal! She is full of vengeance and pain and sorrow that she only kills people who betray! Mordekaiser does not like this new woman! She should kill others just for her personal gain!

• This guy is actually awesomely metal! He's the lead singer for Pentakill, making him pretty damn metal! Mordekaiser likes this guy, if it weren't for the fact that he keeps trying to talk to him about death.

• This guy is a tree! He's not metal at all!

• Okay, so this guy isn't actually from the Shadow Isles, but he's pretty darn metal! He's the drummer for Pentakill! He keeps up those awesomely metal beats for us to rock on to! His axes are pretty hard metal as well! Its a pretty strong metal for his axes to be pounding people's skulls in all day every day!

• Okay, so Sona can't talk, she also isn't from the Shadow Isles, and she also is kind of wimpy looking, but hot damn she is metal enough to be the keyboard for Pentakill! She's ten times more metal than any other support, except Morderkaiser! Because Mordekaiser can support because he does damage because he is awesomely metal! I know what I am talking about!

• Man, he looks pretty metal and awesome, doesn't he! He's a Chain Warden, and chains are made of metal! So he's pretty metal! Also, he looks pretty awesome with his whole "metallic covering warden guy" thing going on! He even uses the dead for his own purposes! That rather like our own Mr. Mordekaiser himself! Sadly, his weapon isn't heavy, so he can't be the Master of Metal. He also is glowing, and the only thing that glows about Mordekaiser is his eye-thingies or his mace when he's about to shred someone's head apart.

Now that we got out of the way of comparing his fellows, lets look at his abilities!

1. His Passive, Iron Man, is literally named after a metal! That makes him quite awesomely metal!
2. His Q, Mace of Spades, makes you smack someone really hard on the head with your heavy and metal mace! Its pretty awesome as an ability, and its as metal as it can get!
3. His W, Creeping Death, adds METAL shards swirling around you in a little metal tornado of death! That's awesome!
4. His E, Siphon of Destruction, is your main weapon against anything forever! He makes maces appear and smack anyone in a cone in front of him! It hurts really bad (that's awesome!) and is rather metal to spawn maces from the ground to destroy your enemies(Also awesome!)!
5. His R, Children of the Grave, is what you truly call an ultimate ability! You curse someone and steal their health away! And if they die, you get them as a little dead pet that you can drag around and kill people with! Its absolutely, incredibly, entirely, and totally... AWESOMELY METAL!

Well, that's about it for this little (not really) post about Mordekaiser. See you next time Mordekaiser decides to make you his slave after you die!