What champions would you want to meet IRL?

MavenSong··7 votes·2,478 views

I kinda wish I could meet a few just to get their take on certain topics or just to hang out. Personally id like to ask Leona her thoughts about Diana, and vice versa (also about what the hell she found about the Lunari). Id love to say id like to meet my main, Sona, but lets face it, not much of a conversationalist (though neither am I so idk). I feel like Braum would be such a chill guy.

So as the question above, who would YOU like to meet?

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SleepyLionCub6 votes

Volibear so he can fuck me Warwick so he can fuck me Renekton so he can fuck me Rengar so he can fuck me Nasus so he can fuck me Alistar so he can fuck me Zac so he can fuck me

im a furry

Shadowkirby142 votes

You have problems, also Zac is sentient jello, not an anthro.

SleepyLionCub1 votes

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You have problems, also Zac is sentient jello, not an anthro.

Goo is a very popular fetish in the furry world.

Solerian5 votes

After thinking about this, it was a bit weird realizing how a lot of my favorite characters lore and gameplay wise I wouldn't be particularly interested in seeing in person, but the three below I'd absolutely love to meet.

Sona Sona being my most favorite and beloved champion would be beyond perfect. To hear a legitimate master of music in person, especially her, would be out of this world. If there could be a telepathic connection, I could also get some further insight regarding her, her backstory, and thoughts on the world.

Braum Braum seems like one of the most adventurous and courageous champions, not to mention friendliest and funniest. Spending time with him and traversing the landscape would be a riot (no pun intended).

Ezreal Ezreal would have a ton of stories to tell about his adventures, be they true or not (as I'd be willing to bet he stretches the truth), but they'd be great to hear nonetheless and provide some good backstory to the lore.

Vesarixx3 votes

If there could be a telepathic connection

Or you could just get her to write things down

Sharjo2 votes

Or utilise sign language. I reckon she'd appreciate the effort.

What's that? You don't know sign language? THEN LEARN IT YOU UNGRATEFUL SODS.

Solerian3 votes

That's assuming sign language exists in Runeterra and she'd know it ;)

That being said, not even gonna lie, I'd learn it just for her.

Vesarixx1 votes

Even among people who would benefit from using it the amount of people who actually understand sign language is surprisingly small.

MavenSong3 votes

100% agree :)

(Also at least your riot pun wasnt as bad as my "chill" one... I didnt even realized I made one lol)

Malicious Metal4 votes

Mordekaiser Besides shredding some heavy metal riffs I bet he's got lots of stories to tell. He's been around for centuries and has conquered an entire continent, so why not try to strive for global domination this time?

Khâmul1 votes

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Mordekaiser Besides shredding some heavy metal riffs I bet he's got lots of stories to tell. He's been around for centuries and has conquered an entire continent, so why not try to strive for global domination this time?

he will not tell you shit, you'll only be a possible tool for his conquest after he transforms you into a piece of crushed meat and bones. I spam Mordekaiser and i love metal. but i'm not fool :D

Ebonmaw Dragon4 votes

Viktor FOR THE GLORIOUS EVOLUTION

... And extra laser hands.

Mogarl1 votes

Can you have more than one extra laser hand? Can we get a Viktor Ultimate skin where every time he levels up he gets an extra hand?

SylvanasWrunner3 votes

Leblanc I will happily serve the Black Rose and whoever the current Matron of the Black Rose is and act as their test subject. Kinda like Chell in Portal. xD

Anything just to get to know the Black Rose :)

Niyumi3 votes

You know... that's a good question.

Braum -- He would just be a blast to be around. We'd go around milking goats and throwing icebergs at people, helping people on the way. He's a lot of fun to listen to in-game, and I imagine he'd be a lot of fun to talk to and adventure around with. He'd see the positives in everything, and make everything seem a lot more fun. :P

Ezreal -- One of my childhood dreams was to be an archaeologist and go exploring caves, old buildings, dungeons, all that -- and that sounds right up Ez's alley. He also seems to have a fairly positive personality and be a friendly, good person. So he'd just be fun to hang around.

Tristana -- Assuming she wasn't going to go try blowing everything up... she's just so full of life. A little purple ball of energy. I've always been attracted to hyper people (like, not romantically, just in general), and she'd just be a ton of fun to be around.

Poppy -- I just absolutely love Poppy's personality. And I couldn't tell you why, either. But if I ever met Poppy, I'd have a hard time not just picking her up and hugging her. xD

Zarkkast3 votes

I'd like to have sex with Graves, does that count?

PhantomGG3 votes

Depends, do I get any promises that they won't kill me no matter what? For some of these champions are ruthless cutthroats lol

Zed If I get a safety protection rule I would love to meet Zed, their is so much mystery involveing the box, his motivations, his goals, if he is evil or just a person trying to start a new type of politics in ioania. I would love to find out more about him.

Braum As for most fun character who would be a fun as hell party to meet, most defiantly Braum.

Yasuo Yasuo also looks like he would be a good drinking buddy with plenty of stories

Ralanr3 votes

I'd like to meet Illaoi. I'd like to see her viewpoint on some of my problems.

Drakusatheon2 votes

All things in motion. We cannot progress until we move.

Kinda deep, actually.

Ralanr1 votes

Exactly.

Moonboy652 votes

Sona Ahri Braum

Alsek2 votes

KogMaw

sealust2 votes

Braum seems like such a fun guy to be around. He would probably have a lot of stories and be really good @ hugs.

Soraka Understanding, Patient, Kind. Might be willing to teach healing magic.

Ahri Be willing to try just about anything, particularly if she's never done it before. No one would fuck with you. Would end up being a lot of fun to hang out with.

Nami Swimming. All day. ALL DAY.

LoquaciousKumqat2 votes

Maybe Ahri , cause I wanna know if she has people ears or if there's nothing there.

Galio Nami seem like they'd go on fun adventures with me.

Amumu cause he needs a fwiend.

MavenSong1 votes

I wonder the same about Ahri. She got 2 sets of ears or no? Some questions will never be answered im afraid.

However comma1 votes

I main yasuo, but he doesn't seem like the talking type, probably more cool tho, tristana sounds loads of fun to chat with probably.. So my bby trist

Omega T33mo1 votes

Teemo I want to learn the ways of throwing a knife int peoples eyes to blind them and make toxic mines

Ebonmaw Dragon1 votes

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Teemo I want to learn the ways of throwing a knife int peoples eyes to blind them and make toxic mines

Im surprised that you didn't said Thresh... Oh wait... no one would like to be tormented for the rest of the eternity...

Wait... Isnt that the same thing that Satan does?

... Anyways, Teemo cant make toxic mines or thow knifes into peoples eyes... you must be talking about his non canon skin.

Omega T33mo1 votes

Yes, his beautiful beautiful skin.

Lapis1 votes

Braum is the obvious one. Just playing him makes me happy, I bet meeting him in person would be even better. Less obvious would be Orianna, but she really seems like someone I could be friends with.

PROJECT MaXym1 votes

Lee Sin, Rengar,Sona(THEM BOOBIES),Zed(maybe he teaches me some shadow techniques)

Núll1 votes

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MavenSong1 votes

Some good out-of-the-box picks here. Vel'koz is cool until he wants to get to know you... you really dont want that...

Khâmul1 votes

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Elise ! Though at the point of meeting her, I doubt I'd be able to converse much. Velkoz and his sciency talks about biology, geometry, physics, possibly astrology. Extraordinary. Karthus seems like a good philosopher.

Seems fun until Karthus turns you into an undead or Velkoz desintegrates you :p

Núll1 votes

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Khâmul2 votes

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Well... maybe some of us are into that!

Also getting eaten by a gargantuan spider. That works too.

nvm, still had s... with that huge booty :p

Artificial Human1 votes

Sion :)

WinBoat1 votes

Yasuo By far. He seems to be very interesting as a person, gone through lots of hardship and troubles. I want to meet the "high noon" Yasuo tho. Get drunk, tell stories, and play the harmonica and flute throughout the whole night while the coyotes howl.

Ekko Would be a fun friend, get into mischievous trouble but overall, spend the day in a grassy field under a tree daydreaming about the worlds and what if's. He reminds me of a Kingdom Hearts character and even part of his story seems to go along with that believe because in Kindomhearts, Sora and his friends would spend the day on their little beach having fun together, then just be slackers and lay around and talk.

Bard Probably the most interesting of all the champions, would be awesome to observe and watch Bard for a day and see the mysterious that he brings.

Vi Would love to get with her for a day, mostly just to hope I can have sex with her and get some because she's the hottest in the game besides Rek' Sai who is smoking hot. I would hang out with Jinx but you couldn't trust her enough although she probably wouldn't kill you, she'd definitely get you into the biggest trouble and leave you for the cops or put the blame on you.

Poppy An obvious pick just because she will have some big tales and stories, and overall is positive.

Riven Would love to hang around her and talk about her broken blade and why she needs to be nerfed. Joking, Riven is my main on this account, and my 2nd favorite champion after Ekko, Third being high noon Yasuo that should be his default skin. I'd get with Riven more like Vi, in hopes to bang her and let her triple combo me in bed. Oh and she doesn't need nerfing when you look at every other champion in the top lane.

Obviously they need to make a League movie seriously. They make the most amazing short cinematic teasers, yet no movie so far. I know one day there will most likely be a movie,but that's going to be past 2020 before we even hear news about it. Just one movie would fulfill most of us and make Riot even more richer. Seriously, work on a movie.

Fasmodey1 votes

Ahri Azir Nasus TeemoPoppy

Prince Satan1 votes

Fizz MissFortune Veigar

Skelenth1 votes

I would pick Rumble and would show him Mecha-Animes and Viktor and show him Iron Man. Then I will let both of them meet.

Chaos

INoble KnightI1 votes

Malzahar I'd like to know more about the Void. To know the secrets and power that lies within it. Also I hope he could show me without me being possessed by it. Plus, hearing tales and legends of the void seems awesome and he can have visions of amazing things to describe.

Viktor I would hope that he could teach me more about science and technology and possibly help him develop more Battlecast machinery.

Syndra Talk to her about her life, get to know her, and try to help her see the error of her ways and control her powers. Maybe even help her develop them so she can be even stronger. Also she's my favorite female champion in the game (despite sucking with her).

Sona Hear her perform in person and to experience music in ways I've never dreamed of. Try and learn how to play music with her and maybe have some sort of bond.

Nautilus I'd love to see his actual size and maybe get to hear some amazing stories from his days as a sailor (if he can remember).

Diana and Leona so I can hear the stories of both beliefs and maybe try to get them to reconcile things and become friends. Also the martial training would be an added bonus.

Azir and Nasus so I can hear stories of Shurima throughout the ages. Maybe get to see how they really are in person and learn what they think about the current world. Maybe even get powers so I can live forever and grow in knowledge.

Morgana and Kayle so I can hear the histories of their peoples. Learn knowledge never heard of and maybe even get their civil war stopped so they can be a family again.

Khâmul1 votes

An immense banquet with Gragas and Braum .

Power Cosmic1 votes

MissFortune Lux

La Barbotte1 votes

Mordekaiser METAWL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

MonkeyKing I wish to learn wuju, cloud riding and maybe how to make clones if possible. Otherwise it would mostly just be amazing to have Wukong in your corner in a fight. Bard because Bard, nuff said right? no? sigh 'cause meeps are amazing, he can take you on a Magical Journey and if it's winter he will make you hot cocoa that will restore your health. Braum To be in the presence of such manliness would be aww inspiring alone, but the world could use a guy like Braum around protecting the weak, always being kind to others and helping whoever needs his assistance. Also I assume he would come with a real poro summoner 31

KogMaw So I can sick my void puppy on people I don't like. I figure as long as I keep him fed I'll be just fine.

Horidas1 votes

Khazix Cause I love their concept a lot, and I probably won't get killed instantaneously because I have nothing they would want.

Urgot Cause they're cool as hell, even though they may kill me.

Singed Cause they seem like a good teacher, and I'd like to get the same combination of chemicals to make me a bio-powerhouse.

SlippySloop1 votes

Velkoz Hey, here's a brain full of knowledge from an entirely different world! Take me! Friggin' TAKE ME!

Seriously, though, probably Draven . Be nice to hang around with someone so absorbed in himself that he might not mind having me around to admire his sick skillshots. Any other champ would just ignore or kill me.

Maple Crusader1 votes

Soraka I would love to talk to her Ahri A chance to meet the LOL's seductress person? Hell yes Aatrox A talk with him would be super motivating, I bet. Mordekaiser I would love to see his reaction to our music. Nami I want to know more about her world and the Marai

OverpoweredSoap1 votes

Karma because she seems like a pretty good person and someone you want to go to for advice. She seems like someone that can get down at a party a little bit too lol.

Jayce because he seems pretty good at technology...and slamming.

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