Summarize the Lore of Your Favorite Champion. [Megathread?]
So if you're anything like me, you don't really bother to read the lore of a lot of champions because a lot of them are novels and 'aint nobody got time for that. But reading a one paragraph summary can clear things up and make it sooo much easier to get a better understanding of champions and their backstories because don't get me wrong, I'm interested in the lore, just not the time it takes to read it.
You can get these by
A) Reading the lore yourself B) Having read the lore before and just writing what you already know C) Look at another summary and write the key points in your own words. No plagiarism on my Christian boards! >:c
I'll start with my favorite champion, Talon.
Talon was this guy who lived the hood-life on the streets, where the only thigns he had going for him were being a master with blades and a great thief. The other Noxians weren't too fond of Talon stealing all their stuff so they sent many assassins to kill him, but he swiftly defeated them and left their bodies as his response to this. Then this cool guy named General Du Couteau (we'll call him GDC) came face-to-face with Talon while he was disarmed. Now GDC had Talon in a life or death situation with 2 choices: "Death at his hand, or life as an agent of the Noxian High Command". Talon chose to be an agent, but he would only serve GDC because he only wanted to serve the man he could not defeat. After years of carrying out secret missions for GDC, GDC dissapeared with no trace. Talon chose to try to track him down and find him rather than claiming freedom because of the immense respect he gained for him over the years.
That's probably around the max length you should make it unless it is a pretty long lore and has a lot of stuff to cover.
Also, you can do the same lore someone else did, if you can make it different enough to theirs that it is worth reading both of them rather than just one.
I hope we can get a lot of great variety and we all get a slightly better understanding of the game! :D
Super strong darkin warrior who loves killing shit and wants revenge on humans for killing his people.
Orphaned vastaya who's trying to deal with a memory eating addiction while trying to figure out who what she even is.
Ninja prodigy of the Kinkou clan who's super good at killing people to ensure order and peace.
Minotaur whose clan got murdered by Noxus. He got enslaved, put in the arena, broke free and now fights for folks who suffered like he did.
Undead mummy who no one knows the origins of and might not even be real but is super tragic all the same.
Benevolent Freljordian demigod who embodies the ice and wind and is revered as a symbol of hope.
Innately magical little girl who summons a giant fuck off fire bear and blows people up with fire for the lols.
Warmother of the Avarosan tribe in the Freljord who wants to unite the tribes and who people think is Avarosa reincarnated.
Cosmic entity born at the dawn of the universe who can make stars and got his butt enslaved by Targon. He wants out of this bad record deal asap.
Last emperor of Shurima who got revived in modern times, then became an Ascended, and now wants to restore the Shuriman Empire.
A cosmic entity who does whatever the fuck he does and somehow keeps the whole universe safe by doing so.
A golem made by Viktor who modified himself, gained sentience and now just wants to help folks in Zaun.
A dude who got greedy, dabbled with a World Rune and became a fuck off fire man because of it.
A fucking giant man from the Freljord who's basically a living legend and just wants to help people.
An expert sniper and famous warden of Piltover who was a better policewoman at 15 than just about anyone else. Vi's her partner.
A cyborg lady of the trade clan Ferros in Piltover who ensures the rule of the 1% by way of knife leg murder.
Youngest daughter of the Du Couteau family of Noxus she hired Sivir to find the Tomb of the Emperors and pissed off its tomb guardian, who turned her in to a snake. Now she's dealing with that shit.
Giant fuck off super mega scary voidborn monstrosity who makes people shit their pants at the sight of him.
A veteran yordle aircraft pilot who's stupidly good and lives in Piltover.
One of the highest ranked military leaders of Noxus he leads the Trifarian Legion and is a prime example of how you can be from nothing and get right to the top in Noxus. Draven's brother.
Orphaned girl taken in by the Solari of Mount Targon who got the Aspect of the Moon stuffed up her butt and now follows its guidance in doing stuff.
A comically insane psychopathic killer from Zaun who's nigh on unharmable and believes he's a doctor when he's actually not one at all.
A Noxian executioner who's renowned for his showmanship and his ego which is the size of Aurelion Sol's arse. Darius's brother.
Prodigal kid in Zaun who found the shards of a hexcrystal, configured it in to a time machine and now uses it to do good in his hometown.
A Noxian noblewoman who got poisoned, met the Black Rose, went to the Shadow Isles, got a weird magical transformation by way of magic daggers and spider venom and now feeds people to a giant fuck off spider god of doom.
A demon born from the chaos of the Rune Wars who loves to fuck people up. Not literally; she just kills them. Probably doesn't actually fuck anyone.
Wise arse kid from Piltover who's parents went missing and he wants to find while having a blast exploring all manner of weird places.
Once a man who got blamed for bringing famine to his village he got reborn by the crows that ate him and now fucks with people cuz that's what you do when life fucks you.
Demacian noblewoman who got her family, the Laurent family, in a rough spot by not wanting to be married off to some twat, and now has to fix her family's reputation via killing people in duels.
A yordle apparently who lives around Bilgewater, has a pet shark, and likes to be a little shit for the lols.
A giant statue made of petricite that Demacia brings out to protect them from magic. He's also sentient but hardly anyone knows except Lux.
Former pirate king of Bilgewater he got nearly killed by Miss Fortune, dated Illaoi in his younger days and wants his god damn crown back.
Member of the Dauntless Vanguard of Demacia, a member of the Crownguard family and protector of the current prince, Jarvan IV. Brother to Lux.
A prehistoric yordle who got stuck in true ice for reasons and can hulk out because of genetics or some crap.
A rowdy drunk with true ice in his keg.
A Bilgewater criminal who was the former, and now current partner of Twisted Fate. They did a lot of shit together.
Guy who was a violent bastard and basically instigated the Ruination cuz he's a twat and got turned in to a centaur monster for it.
Yordle scientist who makes whacky inventions and lives in Piltover.
A religious figure of the Serpent Isles who tests peoples souls in the name of the mighty god Nakagabouros. She lives for the moment, loves sex, dated Gangplank and fucked up the Shadow Isles super hard one time it was so COOL.
Ionian lass raised under Noxian occupation who is now a staunch defender of her homeland who loves to say FUCK NOXUS.
Freljordian bastard who cut down the God Willow and became a tree man for it. Now he's a changed man, is very nice and wants to become a new God Willow once he's done his job of teaching people about nature and shit.
Benevolent wind spirit who became basically a goddess in Zaun after saving thousands of its people from drowning. She's really nice.
Crown prince of Demacia who's expected to rule some day and a good friend of the fuck off dragon lady Shyvana.
Icathian warrior who scours the world for partners to help him fight off the Void, all while being a smack talking bad arse good guy.
Twat scientist of Piltover who made a fuck off hammer cannon with a hexcrystal shard and was former pals with Viktor.
Mentally unstable guy who murdered people in grotesque/beautiful ways via magic and blades and got incarcerated by Shen's dad for it. Now some bastards in Ionia's government have released him and given him a fuck off stupid artillery cannon to play with.
Crazy girl from Zaun who likes to fuck with Piltover, has some weird undetailed connections to Vi and Warwick, and lives with a bomb-crazy yordle named Ziggs.
Niece to the guy who did the Ruination, got killed by Hecarim, and is now basically vengeance personified.
A stupidly powerful Ionian lass who's soul's been reincarnated a stupid amount of times and is trying to help steer Ionia to a bright future or something.
A guy who was kinda obsessed with death, went to the Shadow Isles, got turned in to a revenant, and decided it was the best thing since sliced bread so EVERYONE SHOULD EXPERIENCE IT.
Dude who's daughter for claimed by the Void and now he wants revenge and save her before the Void corruption he's got going on kills him or fucks him up completely.
Eldest daughter of the Du Couteat family of Noxus who serves Noxus as a loyal and lethal assassin.
A weird angelic thing from somewhere who traded her body for imeasurable power and now purges the corrupt and irredeemable with fuck off holy fire and stuff.
A child soldier from Noxus who got inducted in to Zed's big old happy stabby family and became stupidly cocky, so much so they he can stand cocky to cocky with the darkin scythe Rhaast who wants to use his body to destroy Runeterra.
The only yordle of the Kinkou who partols the spirit realm to keep peace and balance and stuff.
A voidborn who adapts, evolves, and wants to munch on Rengar's butt.
The incarnation of death in the league of legends universe. Comprised of two spirits, Lamb and Wolf, who provide painless and horrible death respectively.
Noxian folk hero who's deranged, rides a cowardly immortal desert spirit named Skaarl, and has been a part of every Noxian war campaign in history.
A baby Voidborn who's kinda horrific but also adorable and we have yet to see which he'll be in the long run.
Leader of the Black Rose who nobody knows a thing about and pulls strings from behind the scenes in Noxus for her own reasons, whatever those are.
Ionian guy who channels the power of the dragon spirit, killed a bunch of innocent people accidentally a long time ago, became blind and now does his best to protect his homeland.
Rakkor lass who protected an alien, got nearly executed for it, became leader of the Ra-horak, watch Diana kill the Solari elders, got that alien she protected to jump up her butt and now wants to find Diana. Badly. For some reason.
Lady who got turned in to a super witch by the Frozen Watchers, liked them a bunch, had to watch them get fucked, betrayed her kin and now works to bring them back cuz she liked the Watchers over her own sisters.
Demacian man who was part of the Sentinels of Light with his wife Senna, but she got tricked and killed by Thresh so now he wants to save her soul and fuck the Shadow Isles.
Weird yordle with a faerie companion called Pix who likes to do weird magicy shit.
Cool soldier dude gets possessed/killed by space asshole that literally no one likes or wants to exist.
Bane, Jigsaw, and that giant mechanical spider at the end of Wild Wild West have a threesome, this is the result.
I don't know. He's some guy or something. The important thing is he has a Winged Hussar skin.
What if Hephaestus was Ron Swanson?
Member of diseased troll clan takes all sickness on himself. Only to be castigated and in turn let’s his clan die off. That’s his lore. Fight me.
Voted Most Likely To Be Retconned
On the world's most obnoxious fetch quest to get a rock from a moon nerd.
He made himself a cape that just makes fun of him constantly. It was a bad idea.
Doesn't exist anymore
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Half dragon that was originally going to be full dragon but some wizard came around when she was still an egg and did some magical fuckery and she became half human. Mom didn't like this and wanted to kill her but dad said "fuck that, i want a divorce!" took Shyvana and booked it. Sometime later mom kills father and Shyvana basically becomes a half-dragon hobo for a while.
: Has barely any lore, but still love them.
: Used to be a monk, like Yorick, but got corrupted by the metric butt-ton of dark artifacts (Such as Mordekaiser's actual skull) and turned into a psycho, and ultimately allowed the Ruined King to cause the Harrowing to occur, turning Thresh into a soul-collecting demon who also killed Senna, Lucian's wife.
Was too powerful so ionia sent her to a "school", she started feeling weak and understood that this is actually a prison so Syndra killed her teacher and then all of the power she lost was back so she lifted her prison to the air and made this her home so no one will try to restrain her again.