Are We Helmet Bro?

telkie·10/21/2014, 2:26:08 PM·18 votes·2,433 views

I do not believe that I did not realize this until just now. As you peer at Sion looking on menacingly; it is through a helmet! At first I thought they might be hinting at finally bringing us helmet bro; but then I saw the deeper truth: we are the helmet bro. If this is why Riot has steamrolled over all of the lore for, then I will finally stand back and declare 'Worth!'

11 Comments

Hi lm Kalista10/21/2014, 5:55:58 PM14 votes

You know what, it can also explain how rito doesn't care about us and our ideas. Every single time helmet bro dies its as if they are saying FUCK YOU COMMUNITY

Morgana Senpai10/22/2014, 4:35:55 AM2 votes

Patch Notes for Helmet Bro (Sion update)

Helmet bro now casts fear, on himself. Making him an immobile bro frozen in terror for 3 seconds. He also becomes immune to any and all attacks; being that the enemy is confused as to what the hell Helmet bro is doing.

Helmet Bros Helmet now summons and resurrects the dead (particularly Sion) Please we all knew that the Noxus high command can't raise the dead. Otherwise they would just raise an army and conquer the lands. This was clearly Helmet bro, accidentally awakening his dormant powers.

(Also the only reason champions resurrect at all on the fields of justice is because of Helmet Bro, who do you think is inside the fountain turret!? The super mega damage turret that happens to have a helmet...that's right none other than Helmet Bro there to resurrect, heal, and defend you with Glorious Laser beams of Helmet Justice. The reason your death timers go up is because Helmet Bro gets sick of your shit when you keep dying. He has other things to do like polish his glorious Helmet. Stop dying, secure the enemies Nexus and bring Victory for Helmet Bro!

Harrowing Skin:

Helmet Bro will now receive the Harrowing Helmet of Spookyness during the Harrowing event. Anyone he gazes on will either have to give him free candy or be petrified by the infinite spookyness of the Harrowing Helmet...which will make them give him candy. Either way candy.

Harrowing Event:

Helmet Bro does not like the spookyness of Harrowing, for it is around this time the ghost and goulies come out trying to steal and corrupt his most sacred of Helmets.

Helmet bro will be hiding in various bushes throughout the fields of justice, wearing spooky outfits to try and scare off the ghostys. If you come across him you can either feed him a Harrowing Candy (your trinket slot) having him fight for your team for 5 min, or you can try to kill him and steal his Sacred Helmet, but who knows what will come looking for Helmet Bros Helmet!!! Mwhaaa haaa haaaaaaa...Spooky noises..prolly Sion

Spookyness and Helmets await!

-Bruh

1st HanarSpectre10/21/2014, 8:27:54 PM2 votes

Helmet bro is a minion, hence why he dies in countless splash art.

Dreamspitter10/21/2014, 4:32:50 PM2 votes

I do not believe that I did not realize this until just now. As you peer at Sion looking on menacingly; it is through a helmet! At first I thought they might be hinting at finally bringing us helmet bro; but then I saw the deeper truth: we are the helmet bro. If this is why Riot has steamrolled over all of the lore for, then I will finally stand back and declare 'Worth!'

It all makes sense now.

Jamnon10/22/2014, 4:40:38 AM1 votes

Riot killed summoners. They are after YOU next.

Wullf10/22/2014, 5:45:16 AM1 votes

Helmet is just metaphor for that angular device by which we look upon the game.

But Helmet Bro dies, and so does our social life.

Jib Jig10/22/2014, 2:52:39 PM1 votes

I can feel the helmet. I can feel its power.

OreoPizzaDog10/21/2014, 5:04:59 PM1 votes

Wow Just wow so when do we make the helmet bro army? and take over earth

GenoXx10/21/2014, 8:01:48 PM1 votes

No, you've got it all wrong. The new login is a new way for champion splashes and logins. You can even move the helmet up and down. right and left. It's nothing pertaining to the silly idea that were the dead guys in all the splashes.

Zkaiser10/22/2014, 1:55:24 AM1 votes

I aint no stinkin' Demacian.