Patch Notes for Helmet Bro (Sion update)
Helmet bro now casts fear, on himself. Making him an immobile bro frozen in terror for 3 seconds. He also becomes immune to any and all attacks; being that the enemy is confused as to what the hell Helmet bro is doing.
Helmet Bros Helmet now summons and resurrects the dead (particularly Sion) Please we all knew that the Noxus high command can't raise the dead. Otherwise they would just raise an army and conquer the lands. This was clearly Helmet bro, accidentally awakening his dormant powers.
(Also the only reason champions resurrect at all on the fields of justice is because of Helmet Bro, who do you think is inside the fountain turret!? The super mega damage turret that happens to have a helmet...that's right none other than Helmet Bro there to resurrect, heal, and defend you with Glorious Laser beams of Helmet Justice. The reason your death timers go up is because Helmet Bro gets sick of your shit when you keep dying. He has other things to do like polish his glorious Helmet. Stop dying, secure the enemies Nexus and bring Victory for Helmet Bro!
Harrowing Skin:
Helmet Bro will now receive the Harrowing Helmet of Spookyness during the Harrowing event. Anyone he gazes on will either have to give him free candy or be petrified by the infinite spookyness of the Harrowing Helmet...which will make them give him candy. Either way candy.
Harrowing Event:
Helmet Bro does not like the spookyness of Harrowing, for it is around this time the ghost and goulies come out trying to steal and corrupt his most sacred of Helmets.
Helmet bro will be hiding in various bushes throughout the fields of justice, wearing spooky outfits to try and scare off the ghostys. If you come across him you can either feed him a Harrowing Candy (your trinket slot) having him fight for your team for 5 min, or you can try to kill him and steal his Sacred Helmet, but who knows what will come looking for Helmet Bros Helmet!!! Mwhaaa haaa haaaaaaa...Spooky noises..prolly Sion
Spookyness and Helmets await!
-Bruh