The Zaun Patch

BonesawBreaker·1/16/2015, 4:31:24 PM·1 votes·1,261 views

The Zaun Patch: the golems are not alive, they are models of the living. (the, Heimerdinger? Patch..) (the. Mechanists - )

I did a Shurima patch before but I'm not sure how to integrate a link. In that thread people got upset that I hadn't said outright that this represents like a series of champion lore rework concepts. It is not fan fiction in the sense that it is not a novelization of events from a champions point of view or anything. It -is- only loosely related to the** Riot** Official Lore.

Urgot is alive, Sion, dead.

Heimerdinger: the one the patch is about : P @#!

Corki: alive, the pilot of his airship, the.. captain. (a machine.. racist)

Rumble: alive, he makes the machine to dance and play. Rumble animates his gundam.

Singed: dead, the mad alchemist of xXuan, Zone’s old man, the automatic. Singed has given himself to the dream of the Adbot.

Blitzcrank: dead. Pre programmed. Blitzcrank predictably takes every open pull and bullies down the lane into letal pressure. A bot.

Jayce: is alive, a real human inventor, charged with the advancing of the state of the art. #Piltover.

Viktor: is alive, he insists. He favors a very liberal view of the concepts of life and death though, and in fact he dedicates his life to creating the real thing the self willed robot.

Graves: Gun, Jinx: Users, they are alive and barely conscious of the religious war surrounding them.

Orianna: the subject of Orianna’s classification, golem or champion, summoner, sentient, etc, would be one of the topics of the patch I think, right? Like. Viktor and she would argue that she is alive. Some people see something made out of metal and they make all these assumptions. Lol. #Creator Orianna, the, #battlecast Orianna.

(The Battle Cast, skins): are dead??? Viktor strives with all his creativity to will them to life his glass menagerie.

Ziggs: alive, Heimerdinger’s opposite in Zaun, the mad inventor.

Teemo: alive worships Zyra,

etc.

5 Comments

LordHippoman1/16/2015, 7:51:30 PM3 votes

Bonesaw, we weren't mad that you didn't explain what it was. We were mostly just...confused as to what your idea is. Like, none of this is explained. Why does Teemo worship Zyra. In your last one, why was Malzahar trying to swap bodies with Syndra? Why did you call Brand "the boy with the glass shard in his eye". It just doesn't make sense and it feels disjointed.

Write out explanations as to what these things mean. Like, what does this mean?

Singed: dead, the mad alchemist of xXuan, Zone’s old man, the automatic. Singed has given himself to the dream of the Adbot.

Did you misspell Zaun twice? Or is it a different thing? I'm just lost.

BonesawBreaker1/16/2015, 5:07:26 PM1 votes

Heimerdinger hasn't yet but he definitely could perform the Urgot surgery on Corki if he had to. A skin for him, Prosthetic Corki