The REAL Yasuo Zaziki lore

Y'all know Yasuo`s "HASAKI"-cry. But till today he was misunderstood. It isn't HASAKI, it is ZAZIKI. And now the lore:

Many years ago, Yasuo, an old greek, was cooking Gyros. He used his long and sharp sword for cutting the meat. But something was missing. The ZAZIKI!!!! It was Catarina, who stole it. She cooked some Gyros for Garen, but she knew, only Yasuo's zaziki could please Garen. So Yasuo learned to use his sword against living meat. And due to his high garlic consume, he got used to wind magics...