Lately I've been very interested in
, not because I play him, but because I play
. It had randomly occurred to me that at one point in time, one of them approached the other an was like "You know what we should do? We should make a heavy metal band!" (since, according to old lore, Mordekaiser and Sona were the founding members...so does that mean Morde was the original lead singer, or did they just do instrumentals?)
Regardless of who approached who first, this ultimately must mean that Sona has balls of freaking steel. Like, Mordekaiser's lore is basically Riot saying "Yeah, we don't know who or what he is, like he might be human or he might be some undead demon general thing, idk, BUT WHAT WE DO KNOW IS THAT HE WILL KILL YOU FOR THE LULZ AND EVERYONE AVOIDS HIM LIKE BRONZE 5", so for him to come up to Sona (or Sona to come up to him) and be like "Let's make music together! :D" and Sona didn't immediately crap her dres and flash away in the other direction, like...seriously. Sona has balls of steel.
So naturally, that one funny thought led me to try and figure out what Mordekaiser actually is. I might have mentioned how useless his lore is for determining that, and the most anyone can maybe get from it is that he might be bound inside his armor via a curse--which would almost seem viable since all of his skins show him in armor...except for the Pentakill skin, where he is shirtless (no wonder everyone thinks he is not human. because them abs are outta this world ba dum psh), so clearly he has skin under there and it looks, for the most part, human (I dunno what's going on with that Michelangelo abs on abs stuff...rito plz learn how anatomy works).
I dunno. I'm still trying to figure Mordekaiser out. He is like a very complicated puzzle with several missing pieces...