New Cinematic

Hey guys! I just had a crazy idea pop into my head for a new cinematic. I imagine it done in the same style as "A Twist of Fate" and "A New Dawn" It goes like this:

The scene opens top lane, with a bunch of minions being shot up by Teemo. Think terran marines getting massacred, Their horrific screams fueling little Satan's blood rage. The camera fast tracks back into the brush where Nid is watching the whole thing with a predatory look of pure sexy.  Suddenly the yordle steps on one of her traps! A look of shock on his furry face as the camera quickly zooms into his reaction. Then, time slows down as we see a side view shot of Nid leaping from her hiding place in a glorious mix of NBA dunk sidecam slow mo meets Animal Planet's deadliest animals featurette as she, transforms into a cougar. in MID AIR. And it's the most amazing thing we've ever seen. The yordle just manages to get his shit together and dodge into a nearby brush. The angry cougar lunges in after him. But he's not there. Frustrated, Nid backtracks and transforms back into a human, searching for her prey. When suddenly we hear Mwuhahahahahahah as an oozing shadowy “X” appears on her gloriously supple chest. Shadows crop up to her sides as Zed himself slowly materializes in front of her. A look of fear appears on our cougar's face. She know's she's fucked. 

Then, a rustling from the brush by the river. Out comes the biggest angriest purple bull you've ever seen, Bellowing with hate. He runs toward the Master of Shadows like juggernaut from X-men as the camera cuts very quick to Nid noticing one of the minions has gone still and a purple beam is swirling above it's head. Ali lumbers forward then a flash of yellow as he closes the distance and instantly slams his fist into the ground. The shockwave flings Zed into the air. All of a sudden, beside the minion there's a Lightning blast and LEE SIN the BLIND MONK is here! He safeguards toward Ali, Picture Captain America charging in like a BAMF, jumping onto the raging bull's shoulders. He vaults off of his perch and, in GLORIOUS 300 Style slow mo, begins to wind up a massive roundhouse kick on the still airbourne ZED. At the peak of his wind-up the Blind monk flashes to the other side of our poor dark ninja. The Slow-mo get's reaaalllyy slow...Then... BAM! the kick connects and it's AWESOME. At blindingly fast speed Zed flies through the air as lee sends out awave of sonic energy toward him. The bull meanwhile has already launched into a headbutt. The bull and the sonic wave connect at the same time. And zed is launched toward the Northern wall of the rift. Lee sin, meanwhile, has landed on all fours as we go back to slow-mo. He launches himself toward the suuuper low HP Zed and flying fuck you kicks him straight into the wall. The camera shows us Zed's blue summoning energy leave him as the camera shows us the LCSBIGPLAYS boy take his well deserved bad-ass pose. Suddenly the teemo breaks stealth and tries to make a run for it! Lee calmly raises is fist and we see the teemo in the background get BLUE SMITED. DOUBLE KILL.

Tell me what you guys think!