Many moons ago, a certain jungler who shall remain nameless (cough 
cough ) killed our best friend.
Tears were shed, and emotions were felt stronger than the effects of the OMNISPLASH. I request a call to arms to all of those
who remember the TRUE Urf, not this laurel wearing idol that is merely a capitalist ploy, but our friend. The little manatee that just
wanted to fight in the league with his spatula and minigun.
POOR Urf you were taken before your time we LOVE YOU
Many moons ago, a certain jungler who shall remain nameless (cough
That got retconned, don't you know? There is no League of Legends or summoners or Journal of Justice, meaning that Warwick would never have discovered Urf, and Urf never would have died. Granted, Urf never would have heard about Jax, who also no longer exists, so he probably never would have learned to fight. That means that in the new lore, Urf is living a peaceful life somewhere, oblivious to the troubles of the world. What more could a manatee ask for?
I think they should make his ghost fly away from the ashes after turrets are destroyed.
Riot should release him somewhere down the line, kind of like how they did with Elise being based off of the conceptual champion, Priscilla. Maybe have a skin or interaction that pays a bit of homage to the best joke League of Legends has ever spawned
Passive: Moved faster on water. Q: Throws spatula like mundos Q. W: Eats enemy champions, like volibears W. E: Body slam that would knock enemies up, like cho gaths knock up. R: Urf Gatling gun. Literally kog maw at 60minutes full build.
Report 
for not ulting URF.
The spirit of Urf lives on in Spirit Guard Udyr.
I'm a proud owner of Urf the 
-tee.
I make sure to ruin 's ult every chance I get in honor to our lost friend.
...I wish there was a way to get Urfwick.
The ghost of Urf comes to fight.
He's up to snuff and flying me around!
Great post. You made me smile. :)
Agreed. I made a whole topic about Urf Day history stuff, I love that guy.
Then again I also love Draven. So I mean, I can't be too upset. But I will never stop pining for my manatee love. Someday he will splash again, down the Big Blue Watery Road.
{quoted} The little manatee that just wanted to fight in the league with his spatula and minigun.
why do i picture baby urf with spatula
Urf forced Corki to carry him around, killed five Poros, and clapped when the deed was done.
I can never forgive Urf for that.
And on that fateful day, 
was born
All I want is a Big Blue Watery Road.
