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I Miss Urf... (WAIT, DONT RUN! I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE GAME MODE!)

Sina··104 votes·4,176 views

Many moons ago, a certain jungler who shall remain nameless (cough Warwick cough ) killed our best friend. Tears were shed, and emotions were felt stronger than the effects of the OMNISPLASH. I request a call to arms to all of those who remember the TRUE Urf, not this laurel wearing idol that is merely a capitalist ploy, but our friend. The little manatee that just wanted to fight in the league with his spatula and minigun.

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daemanic19 votes

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Shadragon13 votes

{quoted}

Many moons ago, a certain jungler who shall remain nameless (cough Warwick cough ) killed our best friend.

That got retconned, don't you know? There is no League of Legends or summoners or Journal of Justice, meaning that Warwick would never have discovered Urf, and Urf never would have died. Granted, Urf never would have heard about Jax, who also no longer exists, so he probably never would have learned to fight. That means that in the new lore, Urf is living a peaceful life somewhere, oblivious to the troubles of the world. What more could a manatee ask for?

Sina7 votes

{quoted}

That got retconned, don't you know? There is no League of Legends or summoners or Journal of Justice, meaning that Warwick would never have discovered Urf, and Urf never would have died. Granted, Urf never would have heard about Jax, who also no longer exists, so he probably never would have learned to fight. That means that in the new lore, Urf is living a peaceful life somewhere, oblivious to the troubles of the world. What more could a manatee ask for?

Maybe, but I for one will not allow the megling genocide to go unforgotten, or the eventual assassination of our dear aquatic friend.

FluxBound1 votes

That part and along with Jax is probably just floating in the realm of unsolved retcon issues.

1 800 MID LANE9 votes

I think they should make his ghost fly away from the ashes after turrets are destroyed.

Very Epic Guy6 votes

Riot should release him somewhere down the line, kind of like how they did with Elise being based off of the conceptual champion, Priscilla. Maybe have a skin or interaction that pays a bit of homage to the best joke League of Legends has ever spawned

underscores2224 votes

If you think about it, jinx is kinda the same kit. Urf swapped weapons, Jinx swaps weapons. Urf had a move speed boosting passive, Jinx has a move speed boosting passive. Urf dealt tons of damage, Jinx deals tons of damage. The parallels are there

Legacy Hydralpha4 votes

URF Jinx Ultimate Skin confirmed.[slayer-jinx-wink]

Jabberwöcky5 votes

Passive: Moved faster on water. Q: Throws spatula like mundos Q. W: Eats enemy champions, like volibears W. E: Body slam that would knock enemies up, like cho gaths knock up. R: Urf Gatling gun. Literally kog maw at 60minutes full build.

MuffleMouse4113 votes

The spirit of Urf lives on in Spirit Guard Udyr.

JerrBear73 votes

Report Zilean for not ulting URF.

ChaoticPinecone2 votes

...I wish there was a way to get Urfwick.

Kaa1 votes

hextech

Kingnewgameplus3 votes

After you get your 14 kayle champ shards and a spectral fiddle skin shard. And after you grind for 7 months for key frags.

brexnation211 votes

look at my latest post. i just get good stuff...

The Real Sanic1 votes

Its not even that hard to get them, and if you have a job you can just buy them.

GreenLore1 votes

I don't think you can get him through hextech crafting as that doesn't include limited skins.

ahferroin71 votes

It may, I know it does include uber-legacy skins that haven't ever come out of the vault before.

That, and I could have sworn that the Urf Warwick skin never got released... (at the very least, I've looked through the game files and can't find any resources for it).

GreenLore1 votes

From what I've read the boxes can include legacy skins,but not limited skins.

And Urf warwick isn't shown in the ingame client unless you own him already,but it is definetly out.

I hate my ADC2 votes

I'm a proud owner of Urf the Nami-tee. I make sure to ruin Warwick's ult every chance I get in honor to our lost friend.

Deaeras1 votes

The ghost of Urf comes to fight.

CrimsonCobra31 votes

Great post. You made me smile. :)

LordHippoman1 votes

Agreed. I made a whole topic about Urf Day history stuff, I love that guy.

Then again I also love Draven. So I mean, I can't be too upset. But I will never stop pining for my manatee love. Someday he will splash again, down the Big Blue Watery Road.

Gypsyleeboy1 votes

{quoted} The little manatee that just wanted to fight in the league with his spatula and minigun.

why do i picture baby urf with spatula

Aeszarck1 votes

Urf forced Corki to carry him around, killed five Poros, and clapped when the deed was done.

I can never forgive Urf for that.

Troll for Trump1 votes

And on that fateful day, LeeSin was born

X8ViEhkPS01 votes

All I want is a Big Blue Watery Road.

Old Man Teeto1 votes

Corki He's up to snuff and flying me around!

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