Crystal Gems, truly outrageous? (The most important aspect of Taric's rework)

So I was reading through RiotRepertoir's huge huge thread, and this comment caught my eye.

It got me thinking that actually, this is a really good opportunity to change his joke. Since Taric's release a new group of "gems" have made their way into popular culture.

I propose Riot changes Taric's joke from being about these Jems

TO THESE GEMS

PS: Forgive me I have no idea how to put images in the body of the post itself.