The Megling Genocide is Complete
"Tristana, The Yordle Gunner"
Now, some of you might not know what the Megling Genocide is. Let's just say you were never meant to know. None of us were. But as the Meglings dwindled, we stood by and...well, we didn't really care. But dammit, we remembered it.
And now, the last bastion of Meglings has been removed. I won't cry. I won't cry. No I won't, shed a tear. Just so long, as you stand, stand by hopefully giving Urgot a rework soon because he's one of my favorites and he's in a bad spot.
As we lay the Meglings to rest in a specially marked plot next to Omen, Tabu, Heart Of Gold, Innervating Locket, and an open grave someone seems to have scrawled "BLADE OF THE RUINED KING" on (Let me just underline that real quick, there we go), and the urn full of Sion's old voice lines (It's a small urn), let us say a final prayer for these blue skinned, never actually technically existing in the canon beings.
Amen.
Teemo is the Dictator and he wants to do mass genocide on the megling race....all while doing his evil laugh.
Poppy you are next...