Tahm Kench is a straight up savage

"Brother, you're as cultured as a crematorium selling barbecue." "War is a manly appetite, and your directness has my admiration(Enemy) "You're as modest as a freshly paid courtesan." "I am enthralled by your class and refinement - I must offer you a token of my admirations." "Hiding in smoke? Young lady, you're as sharp as a bag o' slugs." "I believe 'decorum' is the china shop." "Any pejorative of bullheadedness is pulverised by your magnificence." "I say, you're as 'fun' as a leaky roof." "Coveting friendship is barely an appetite - but one I do so sympathise with." "I suppose I must defrost you first." "Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence." "Girl, you got as much 'foresight' as a blindfolded mole." "If you wanna' build an empire of peace, then your mortar will be blood." ) "An emperor as humble as he is beloved." "Son, your empire was built on sand." "You're the emperor - of mashed potatoes and gravy." "Your empire? I look upon your works and despair." "If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?" "You're strong like bull, and smart like cow." "My moustache will eat yours." "The heart of the Freljord must long for something." "You're as elegant as an outhouse in a leper colony!" "If you want to clean up the city, don't you need to understand where that dirt comes from?" "Personally I hunger for things less literal." "Your hunger deserves to be satisfied." "You're as subtle as a gold codpiece." "Your strength is waning, General. 'course, I can help you slow time's regress." "Girl, you're crazier than a mouse in moonshine." "Vengeance is a thirst I could help you quench." "At least the rumour of your vanity isn't overrated." "Your hunger for attention deserves to be sated." "I wonder - how can you receive the attention you deserve... while your brother is in the way?" "Your diction is as exemplary as your intellect." "I can show Mundo new places to go - if he pleases." "Your youthful rebellion is as tedious as your hairstyle." "Time is but another river - and I care not what water I swim in." "Youthful ignorance is unfortunately your best quality." "Why should a hunger for adventure ever be sated?" "A duel is a fight between two imbeciles... and you are the greatest." "An appetite for a challenge is a craving without liability." "Wouldn't you care to travel to your people's destination?" "Your attempt to be monstrous is as successful as your dictatorship." "You're a man with troubles. I have solutions." "You live by a code that'll never let you get what you want. Let me take you to her." "Time is just a river, boy, let me take you back where you belong." "Your tastes are as elegant as a broken latrine." "I admire a man of appetites - let me help you find refreshment." "Girl, you're as appealing as a cake in the rain." "There's a storm in your heart, girl. Tell me what you hunger for." "Anything getting through that gold helmet of yours?" "Only a fool wouldn't hunger for the throne. Let me help you find that seat." "Boy, you are a few candles short of a lantern." "It is wonderful to be hungry for a challenge." "Dumber than a box of hammers." "A drive for innovation? It's just a hunger for something new." "Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud." "An appetite for chaos? Let me feed that mayhem." "Don't starve your heart, child! Let me deliver you to him." "Truth requires a journey on blind faith." "Good ideas fall from you like pudding from a harpy." "Could I offer you a bargain to replace your previous engagement?" "A fool and his love are easily parted." "Step closer, and I'll carry you to your prize." "The enormity of the hat doesn't hide the vacancy beneath it!" "The road to vengeance requires a journey I would happily provide." "The tides call you sashimi." "A journey to a moonstone is one I could provide." "You're like a roofless mansion - impressively useless." "Forgiveness is a shore like any other." "I appreciate your mind is unsullied by the complications of reason." "Allow me to facilitate your rapaciousness." "You read words and mistake that for understanding." "You are a traveller... and I provide transport." "You're as witty as you are subtle." "Let me make a meal with your ambition." "Your tastes are about as sophisticated as your wardrobe." "Why not travel to when you were free from these doubts?" "You're as likable as a rat in a bridle shop." "Every heart has its own hunger. Tell me yours." "A gambler's luck is only predictable... when he's a cheat." "Bilgewater is a rough town to leave - I could make it easier for you."' "A boxer who thinks with her fists must inevitably punch with her face." "Child, why would you sublimate a hunger? Have you forgotten who you are?" "A slave's mind is never free, but I suspect you got yours on discount." "Ah, nothing whets my appetite like the flames of ambition gone awry." "You're as quick as a turtle on molasses." "Your destiny isn't in the wind - it's on the river." "So, shiny attire seem like the thing to wear? You are the most intelligent ninja in the world." "Child, a shadow must run from the light eventually."

*Drops mic