All the recent female champions are ugly as sin.

Remove Youkai·Nov 2, 2016·7 votes·2,297 views

Why can't they just release a regular cute girl without trying to push their tumblr "realistic female body" agenda

52 Comments

WeatheredNov 2, 201618 votes

Your post is ugly as sin.

Checkmate.

TyrekGoldenspearNov 2, 201614 votes

https://media.tenor.co/images/ddd26e2143ded158f364949ea2ef803f/raw

KrigjerNov 2, 201615 votes

Ahri Ashe Elise Evelynn Cassiopeia Caitlyn Fiora Jinx Janna Karma Katarina Lux MissFortune Morgana Nidalee Sona Zyra

Sure thing, we totally don't have enough 'pretty just to be pretty' female champions in the game. Making sure you have something nice to stare at is #1 priority over good champion design.

ZelorxonNov 2, 20162 votes

Sokihei MidoriNov 2, 20161 votes

Are you implying all those champions are "pretty just to be pretty"?

xXxAltaïrrxXxNov 2, 20161 votes

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Sure thing, we totally don't have enough 'pretty just to be pretty' female champions in the game. Making sure you have something nice to stare at is #1 priority over good champion design.

M8, Jinx is nowhere near pretty lol.

RalanrNov 2, 20163 votes

But flat is justice.

TyrekGoldenspearNov 2, 20165 votes

Devaintart will find a way...

KrigjerNov 3, 20161 votes

M8, Jinx is nowhere near pretty lol.

Why not?

CarameI FrappeNov 2, 20165 votes

Poppy ... Hhheeeyy, how come i'm not included with the pretty girls? Aren't I pretty now?

MarshbouyNov 2, 20161 votes

inb4 people screaming about how thinking poppy is cute is creepy.

Meep ManNov 2, 20161 votes

Saying calling Poppy is cute is creepy is like saying calling a cat or dog cute is creepy.

MarshbouyNov 2, 20161 votes

I know. Does that mean people do't say that liking her is cute? no.

KrigjerNov 3, 20161 votes

... Hhheeeyy, how come i'm not included with the pretty girls? Aren't I pretty now?

I was aiming for conventionally pretty, lol.

Obviously people have different tastes, but apparently thinking Elise is attractive (because of her curvy figure) is 'gross' so I didn't want to include a Yordle in the list.

Remove YoukaiNov 2, 20162 votes

I have come to expect a steady stream of regular looking female champions. I have become acclimated to their steady release over the past years and this last year has been rather devoid of them. They don't need to be "pretty to just be pretty", All those champs you listed have other more noticeable traits to them as well... it just seems like they're going out of their way to make not pretty girls to pander and I don't like it.

Also what kind of twisted sexual deviant classifies Elise as "pretty just to be pretty"?

Scared of what goes on inside your head :V

Whyte LyonNov 2, 20164 votes

Trying to push their tumblr "realistic female body" agenda.

It just seems like they're going out of their way to make not pretty girls to pander and I don't like it.

What if this "pandering" or so called "Agenda" is all in your head?

KrigjerNov 3, 20162 votes

it just seems like they're going out of their way to make not pretty girls to pander and I don't like it.

Go count the amount of same-face-same-body women, then count the amount of women in League that deviate from that and come back to me about who exactly has been getting pandered to.

Also what kind of twisted sexual deviant classifies Elise as "pretty just to be pretty"?

They all (Elise included) have the same face structure, and Jinx has been the first to break the same body type they've had for years - slim and curvy with ample bosom and hips. Whether she is part spider or not, she still has the same formula in her figure.

Meep ManNov 3, 20161 votes

Scared of what goes on inside your head :V

Right back at ya

BoulderoxNov 2, 20161 votes

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Sure thing, we totally don't have enough 'pretty just to be pretty' female champions in the game. Making sure you have something nice to stare at is #1 priority over good champion design.

Jinx is trying to be pretty? thought the only thing she tries is to piss of vi and cait and try to pentakill

CatastropNov 3, 20164 votes

Considering she's carrying around at least 100+ lbs of weight constantly, Jinx is definitely pretty for the sake of pretty. Honestly, she should be Illaoi levels of buffs.

RalanrNov 2, 201611 votes

Taliyah is cute.

TyrekGoldenspearNov 2, 20164 votes

This. I had a brief crush.

xXxAltaïrrxXxNov 2, 20161 votes

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Taliyah is cute.

No she isn't.

RalanrNov 2, 20165 votes

Opinions dude. Opinions.

xXxAltaïrrxXxNov 2, 20168 votes

I mean...sure.But nevertheless this thread is stupid. This is a game, not a porn fantasy for some basement dwellers like OP.

RalanrNov 2, 20164 votes

Agreed.

TyrekGoldenspearNov 2, 20168 votes

The shallowness in this post is real.

Timethief49Nov 2, 20166 votes

"Beauty is in the Eye of the watcher" a loosly translated German Phrase.

Sokihei MidoriNov 2, 20161 votes

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Timethief49Nov 2, 20164 votes

So people can't have their own tastes of what Beauty truly is? K then

Meep ManNov 3, 20161 votes

You can't if you are Jhin

ZelorxonNov 2, 20162 votes

Lissandra I agree.

TyrekGoldenspearNov 2, 20163 votes

item 2301

CatastropNov 3, 20164 votes

"Oh no, I have nothing to beat it to, the world is going to end!!!!11!1!" - this thread.

MymyamiaouNov 2, 20163 votes

I don't get this meme

rand0mredneckNov 2, 20163 votes

Ugly? Like Hell. http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Illaoi_0.jpg I'd tap that ass like a high school keg party.

BoulderoxNov 3, 20161 votes

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Ugly? Like Hell. http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Illaoi_0.jpg I'd tap that ass like a high school keg party.

careful with the way you say it, comes off as you have to be at a high school kegger wasted, and she probably would break anyone in half, ie her quote to Braum

FreudFromSKANov 2, 20162 votes

Youre reading your own socio-politics into a video game. Its more fun if you don't do that. After all, awful liberal Millennials find a way to enjoy CoD.

Sokihei MidoriNov 2, 20162 votes

I have been waiting for sometime for a new Jungle Waifu, so far Riot has failed to deliver.

SharjoNov 2, 20162 votes

Lamb doesn't do it for you?

Then again she is taken.

TyrekGoldenspearNov 2, 20162 votes

Wolf seems like more of a twin brother tbh.

SharjoNov 2, 20161 votes

Yeah but do you really think dome one that close to their brother will be easily attainable? Can you imagine the dates?

TyrekGoldenspearNov 2, 20161 votes

True, it's like trying to date Lux with Garen around.

Sokihei MidoriNov 2, 20161 votes

She is a lamb, not a waifu. From my perspective at least.

N PelosiNov 2, 20162 votes

Lambs are for cooking, not dating. This ain't Appalachia son.

Meep ManNov 3, 20161 votes

remembers past posts about the hips

N PelosiNov 2, 20161 votes

Poppy rework? Star guardian skins?

Sokihei MidoriNov 2, 20161 votes

Not truly a champion release, that is not to say the skins are not very nice though.

xXxAltaïrrxXxNov 2, 20161 votes

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Why can't they just release a regular cute girl without trying to push their tumblr "realistic female body" agenda

Why u care dude?They are just pixels after all.