(Kayle Main Rant)You Can Have Back Your Angelic Stripper Rito!

AnEyeForAnEye·3/5/2019, 8:50:54 AM·46 votes·12,963 views

As a Kayle main on this account since s2 and having also played in s1 on a separate account I feel like if I don't take this opportunity to rant I'm missing out. So here goes.

================================== Dear Rito,

I enjoy playing Kayle and I bought her skins or was gifted them because they reflected an archetype that I enjoyed. An angelic knight with armor forged before time itself in this eternal struggle with her sister. A story that derived itself straight from Michael and Lucifer and was very cool to play as and honestly what initially got me into the game. Now however I'm afraid that what I initially bought and have played over a thousand games with has been taken from me and in its place I find you have given me an angelic stripper who is also morally ambiguous. This is not the character I played over a thousand games of this is an entirely different character. In lieu of that I would like all my Kayle skins refunded as it seems the product I had bought has been stolen in the night and replaced with another good of inferior quality. Further, I would like my mastery and game history of kayle erased as I'd rather not be known as the guy who played one thousand games as an angelic stripper. You can understand that my peers might find that unseemly and I don't want to give off the wrong impression. Don't worry I don't hold you oversexualizing characters to make them sell better to teens against you just like I don't hold EA introducing children to gambling against them you are merely making the smart economic choice.

Best Regards,

================================== Also in case rito makes the mistake of taking me seriously. Don't worry I was joking about the refunds and changes to my mastery and history I know you don't care about any single customer enough to actually acquiesce to that request.

Please note that I don't hate riot employees or any individual working there as I don't know them. I'm criticising riot as a corporation.

69 Comments

GreenLore3/5/2019, 12:23:13 PM23 votes

Angelic Stripper? Really?

I mean I don't like the new base design either, but thats quite the exaggeration considering that Kayle at most shows her bare shoulders&face in her new classic skin(and all of her other skins except for transcended and Pentakill).

Yes the purple area looks a bit like a spandex suit(even if its supposed to be leather armor), but it still covers her and unlike Kaisas suit doesn't emphasize her butt.

AnEyeForAnEye3/5/2019, 3:08:54 PM8 votes

Yes really angelic stripper. This is a rant of course it's going to be exaggerated. A rant is angry, anger begets exaggeration.

In all seriousness and rant aside I agree with many of you new kayle isn't literally an angelic stripper merely an angel that strips.

Brotha3/6/2019, 9:56:13 AM4 votes

What a degenerate to play over 1,000 games as an angelic stripper. Stay away from my dog, fornicator. Truly despicable to see that.

Creamy Eevee3/5/2019, 10:37:29 AM4 votes

traditional kayle/morg skins when riot you gave it to karma trundle and sej

Kraysis3/5/2019, 4:37:41 PM4 votes

ur so fucking sad

ThatDamnedYordle3/5/2019, 4:40:41 PM3 votes

I'm sorry my dude, but I gotta say

  1. First of all I'm not sure I enjoy the change to Kayle lore wise. I appreciate the change to Morgana to not being stereotypical evil as everyone is a hero in their own eyes, but Kayle's whole judge, jury, Executioner morals seems a bit forced. It's good potential. Just a bit heavy handed, could've been made more debatable.

  2. No one is perfect so I appreciate Kayle's flaws. She's not perfect, I'm not perfect, and neither are you

  3. Model update fits a more modern look. Could the sexuality be toned back? Yeah probably but overall it looks fantastic and modern. Get over it.

  4. Looking for a new main to be all "Justice McJustice face pure being of light and good and eternal conflict holy warrior blah"? I hear Leona mains could use you. XD

(Apologies to Leona Mains just making a point)

All I'm really saying is to stop looking for perfect beings. Everyone has moral flaws.

[sg-jinx]

DrippyBrownHole3/5/2019, 2:50:36 PM3 votes

stop buying skins

Halodjin Tyr3/5/2019, 6:42:37 PM3 votes

people like you who equate Femininity with Weakness/sin are seriously part of the problem, Though I admit her skins are kind of Gross, and they could have done a better job on her Body (I Prefer the sexier Angel) I also do miss the battleplate option, Heck I also want the Chainmail/leotard version as well.

Makarakarn3/31/2019, 5:20:27 AM1 votes

"Angelic Stripper" LOL OKAY

OtakuBurrito3/5/2019, 11:52:30 PM1 votes

Now we now why the goddess wept

Lewd Neeko3/6/2019, 1:36:26 AM1 votes

This is in their Terms and Conditions which you checked yes to so...

"In an effort to improve the Riot Services, you agree that we may change, modify, update, suspend, “nerf,” or restrict your access to any features or parts of the Riot Services, including Virtual Goods, and may require that you download and install updates to any software required to support the Riot Services, at any time without notice or liability to you. You also understand and agree that any such changes or updates to the Riot Services might change the system specifications necessary to play the Game, and in such a case, you, and not Riot Games, are responsible for purchasing any necessary additional software or hardware in order to access and play the Game. You also understand and agree that we may use background patching to automatically update the Game and Software in our sole and absolute discretion, with or without notice to you. "

The Trent3/6/2019, 2:04:48 AM1 votes

There's a rant boards you know.

Clone Is Friend3/6/2019, 10:09:08 AM1 votes

i like how the comments only are discussing the fact that op called kayle angelic stipper. everything else disregarded.

hhaavviikk3/6/2019, 3:19:10 PM1 votes

having looked at all of kayle her skins ingame now that the patch is out it's clear that the entire emphasis of her design is on the hourglass figure, no matter what texture they give the skin tight latex that's around her abdomen the hourglass figure is always there and it's just boring, league is overrun by hourglass women, we didn't need another one

Halodjin Tyr3/31/2019, 4:57:59 AM1 votes

.... I've never heard of angels being Sexless, or without sexual Traits.