Kai'sa is NOT Kassadin's daughter

I don't wanna hear about all of this Kai'sadin crap. "Oh look, their names look the same, they must be related!" Do Garen and Lux sound remotely similar? Or what about Nasus and Renekton. Or what about Kayle and Morgana. I mean for real, just because she's female and from the void doesn't mean she's his daughter. Also there is another female void champ and I'm not talking about Rek'sai.

"You ain't no daughter of mine" faint crying "Daddy?"

Seriously guys, Kassadin's daughter has already been revealed for like 7 and a half years. Ever since June 1st, 2010 to be precise. That's right, she's been under your noses all along and her name is Malzahar.

"Daddy I'm home!" "Malza-sama???" tears of joy

Now I know what you're thinking, Malzahar is a guy. Wrong. Have you seen those curves? Plus, guys can't show that level of compassion to their pets. Plus she has a super feminine voice and long hair. Must be a girl right?

Yeah so Malzahar is actually Kassadin's daughter and anyone who says otherwise is wrong and should feel ashamed of themselves.