If champions went to the same dining hall

The Shredder··27 votes·3,439 views

Inspired by the "if champions went to the same gym" post, i wrote this. This time, instead of being in a gym, they're having a grand feast.

Malzahar and Gragas are having a very serious burping contest. Jax cheers Gragas on, while Gnar has gone bright red from laughing observing the two of them. Rengar noisily eats chicken wings like a madman. Next to him Khazix stares intently at a roasted chicken, hungry, but afraid that he might sprout feathers if he eats it. Soraka is passionately throwing bananas across the room at MonkeyKing , which he swallows whole in mid-air one after another. Standing by, Zilean is extremely amused by the elegant flying motion of the bananas. Malphite is staring at RekSai with his mouth hanging wide open as she chews through a plate full of bricks. Bard and Sona seem to be having an amazing conversation, seemingly wholeheartedly agreeing with each other and understanding each other as they sit in absolute silence. Vi is being completely creeped out by observing their "conversation". Caitlyn is unsure how to react to Jinx who just asked her if she had a bunny under her hat, all while trying to feed tuna to her gun, Fishbones. Zac is offended by a waitress who just offered him jello, while Lucian is having a watermellon-eating contest with Ekko . Gangplank is trying impress MissFortune by trying to break his last record of how many oranges he could fit into his mouth at once. Miss Fortune is having a very hard time deciding if she should be impressed or disgusted. Meanwhile Shaco clone is trying to contain his laughter while he dumps pepper into Miss Fortune's soup. Ao shin furiously takes notes as he observes Ziggs in awe as he swallows bombs whole, farts huge gusts of smoke and breathes enormous cones of fire. Zed and his shadows are having a very serious hotdog eating contest with Azir and his soldiers. Shen overlooks the contest as the judge intently with his arms crossed. Not showing a shred of emotion as per always but secretly crying with joy on the inside thinking about the recent scaling MR buffs that he got. Brand furiously complaining that all of the food he eats tastes overcooked. Tryndamere is severely regretting his decision for asking Ashe to cool his drink as Ashe gives him a stare colder than the depths of hell. The real Shaco is running off with the last pizza slice while Udyr chases him furiously. Alistar and Hecarim are speechless as Braum offers them a giant plate of hay, while he wears a genuine smile from ear to ear. The two of them are trying to decide if they should beat him up or dismiss him as a total idiot. Zyra is extremely wierded out as she watches Maokai eat a plate full of raw sugar. Chogath and KogMaw are having the ultimate eating contest,as they inhale everything on the table, food, dishes, spoons and forks alike. Meanwhile, Nasus and Renekton have grown in size and are having the most intense pie-eating contest in history as they swallow one pie after another, all while having their hands tied. Warwick is severely annoyed by the smell of the cheese that Twitch is about to eat. The cheese smells so bad that Heimerdinger estimates it must have expired at about the same time anivia came into existence. Ezreal tries to politely decline Taric with an awkward smile as Taric tries to spoon feed him some icecream. Urgot is laughing whole heartedly for the first time in years as he finds out that the brain that he thought Sion was eating was actually an overgrown walnut. Garen watches Teemo and DrMundo in horror as the two of them do the tango dance without a worry in the world after eating several mushrooms. Akali is frozen in terror and seems to be the only person in the room aware of the impending doom as she horrifyingly observes Kennen chug down a giant flask of black coffee. Rammus quitely observes all of the chaos unfolding in the dining hall as he eats cookies in silence.

This is my first time ever posting, so i do hope that it was entertaining to read. The more entertained you are the better! People need to make stuff like this more often. Worlds fail me to describe how amused I was at the original "gym" post, good stuff! If you have any ideas on what other champions would be doing, POST'EM! Now excuse me while i go and have some cake.

39 Comments

Vistha Kai27 votes

Lucian is having a watermellon-eating contest with Ekko.

http://i.imgur.com/HEOJs.jpg

The Shredder4 votes

Just to clarify things, I really hope that no one actually thinks that I'm being racist O.o It's just a joke One of my best friends is actually black. y'all need to chill lmao I'm just saying this cause some people actually seemed offended

Vistha Kai1 votes
GenoXx2 votes

So the first thing that comes to ur mind when lucian or ekko eats...is watermelon?

Jeddy0173 votes

Who cares?It's just watermelon.Watermelons are pretty tasty anyway.

GenoXx2 votes

It's a racist joke no matter how u look at it.

Jeddy0173 votes

Well,I'm black & I'm not offended by watermelons.I see no reason to make a big deal out of it.

GenoXx2 votes

I'm not offended either, but the fact that sugar thought it was cool to casually put that and act like noting happened

Jeddy0173 votes

Act like nothing happened?Nothing did happen. Sugar didn't say anything negative about black people.Sugar just having 2 champs that happens to be black having a contest eating a food that happens to be watermelon.

Is it a stereotype that black people like eating watermelon?Yeah,so freaking what?It's just watermelons.

Sugar is just trying to produce some harmless,fun situations the LOL champs go through.The goal is not to belittle or attack anyone because of their race.

Plus if we're going to pull out the "racist" card for no reason,can we at least be fair for the cows & horses.I'm sure some of them are offended as well.Yes,this does show how serious I'm taking this.

GenoXx2 votes

But the truth is, he did. And I don't like racism in the slightest. So yea, I would make a big deal because I've noticed a increase in racial jokes on the boards

The Shredder2 votes

You shouldn't take the racial jokes on the boards too seriously most of them are just teasing Im muslim myself lmao but i don't go around flipping tables when i see Allahu Akbar suicide bomb jokes anyways i'll tell you what If this comment gets 5 or so upvotes i'll just cut out that line Problem solved XD If not then i'll assume people get that its a joke and we can all live in harmony lmao no need to make a fuss about this

GenoXx2 votes

You shouldn't be making racist jokes period

Vistha Kai1 votes

That's racist towards racist jokes... you racist.

Wind Whistler1 votes

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http://i.imgur.com/HEOJs.jpg

LOL!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING OF TOO

The Red Warden8 votes

Olaf & Jayce are arm wrestling with the winner facing Galio

Quinn starts panicking as Nidalee scoots closer to Valor with a hungry expression

KenjiChan2516 votes

As an Azir main who despises Zed with a passion.... Their section speaks to me on so many levels. Kudos, mate.

Jeddy0174 votes

Good stuff,good stuff. Nothing beats the champs having a good time with each other in the normal situations (Though I'm not sure how the word "normal" would fit here). Going to the gym,eating in a dining hall,going to the movies,having a wild party,spending time at the beach,having a picnic in a park,going camping,attending a wedding etc.All could be fun & entertaining situations.

The Shredder2 votes

Yeah, i agree. Now that you mention it camping would be really cool too. Brand burning all of the wood that hes trying to gather lmao. Rengar complaining about WAY too many freaking spears in the rabbit that Kalista just hunted.

ElJanitorFrank4 votes

Lost it at the watermelon eating contest.

Devack The Holy4 votes

[{quoted}](name=sugar beetle,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=5QlrrOgU,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-06-01T17:37:54.406+0000)

Akali is frozen in terror and seems to be the only person in the room aware of the impending doom as she horrifyingly observes Kennen chug down a giant flask of black coffee.

At this point, I lost my shit laughing.

Have an upvote, good sir.

LostSoul6664 votes

JarvanIV is wondering if he should drink the green and purple "Punch" that Cassiopeia just brought to him....

Velkoz Analyzes each dish trying to learn their ingredients. As he in secret also wishes to be a great baker.

Nautilus walks in carrying a huge fish behind him for the kitchen. meanwhile Nami is trying to stop him from cooking one of her friends.

MasterYi and Yasuo Sit together and drink coffee in silence.

Elise is hanging in a corner keeping the flies away from the guest's food.

Typhoon1013 votes

Lost it at the hecarim, alistar and braums plate of hay bit. 10/10 need more.

Kuroi863 votes

Meanwhile Pantheon brings out a fresh batch of cookies for everyone and Vladimir enjoys freaking out Lulu making her wonder if his goblet is filled with blood or red wine. In a corner Trundle and Volibear are arm wrestling over the last crescent roll.

The Shredder1 votes

last crescent roll hahahaha XD made me laugh

Audiomancy2 votes

{quoted}

Meanwhile Pantheon brings out a fresh batch of cookies for everyone and Vladimir enjoys freaking out Lulu making her wonder if his goblet is filled with blood or red wine. In a corner Trundle and Volibear are arm wrestling over the last crescent roll.

Lulu "But does it taste purple?"

ValuedCustomer3 votes

Interestingly enough, someone actually did draw a bunch of champions in a dining hall (albeit kindergartener-sized on the most part):

http://e-shuushuu.net/images/2012-06-06-505077.jpeg

The Shredder1 votes

Thats pretty cool.

Curling Veigar3 votes

hahah I love this type of thread.

do one w/ factions, like demacia noxus bandle ect

"all demacians/noxians in a bar", for example!

James Stone3 votes

Newbie Summoners watch in awe as Skarner ults his plate filled with various crystals to his custom made dinner table.

KogMaw is the only Voidborn allowed into the dinner hall, because Blitzcrank vouched for him (he thinks Kog's a puppy).

DrMundo in his normal form eats a blue-rare steak and drinks some red wine with Vladimir and Singed. Newbie Zaunite Summoners try to mess with the "nerdlinger" and the Doctor pulls a serynge from his pocket.

Draven hasn't even started eating because he saw his reflection on the window.

LoL Ergo Urgot2 votes

It was pretty good.

The Shredder1 votes

Thanks man :)

GenoXx2 votes

I was amused...until you went racist.

Dandymann2 votes

Braum being adorable as always, love it

Kieferr1 votes

Would've been cool if you didn't insert a racist joke in there. Shows how immature and insensitive you are.

Daeonic3 votes

This shows how sensitive YOU are.

Vistha Kai4 votes

I bet he's one of those guys who report people for saying "GG" at the end of the game.

Jeddy0172 votes

WTF.They're just eating watermelons.Chill out & have some fun.

Fritterz1 votes

"Soraka is passionately throwing bananas across the room at MonkeyKing , which he swallows whole in mid-air one after another."

If you know what I mean......

Kieferr1 votes

You guys may not even know it, but watermelons is an iconography for racism. The stereotype was developed by pro-slavery defenders. But regardless of its historical context, the joke is tasteless and unnecessary. I'm not even black (Asian BTW), but when someone wants to hide behind the internet and try to act funny without regard for other people, it irks me. If he put "Ziggs and Zilean shouted ALLAHU AKBAR and then started a suicide attack" everyone would go apeshit. But watermelons, fried chicken, and stealing is Ok to this community. I don't get it.

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