Braum, Fishy Stuff...

An Okay Draven··3 votes·574 views

So if Braum's shield is a door, it makes it a door and a shield. Now sound it out, Door-and-shield. Doran's shield! So we can safely assume that Braum is a relative of Doran, probably the manly father, and that's a piece of his shield, the door and shield. This means that he had a two sons, and probably a daughter. One of them playes Beyblade(tm) all the time so Braum made him the Doran's Blade, a beyblade made of a door, duh. And the other son got a ring because fuck it, here's a ring. But these two sons weren't brothers, they were cousins. And they had a long lost brother they didn't know about named Jacob, but Braum was also like, fuck Jacob. Mustachio.

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Legacy of Xion3 votes

:|

I've seen some wild theories.

This one...yea. No.

VocaIoid Miku2 votes

IDK...........

GenoXx1 votes

haha, a theory based from pronunciation,

Stars Shaper1 votes

Door-and-Blade Seems heavy but still possible

Door-and-Ring OK now that's ridiculus xD Whose finger is gonna fit? :P

Ark Angel HFB1 votes

Door-and-Blade Seems heavy but still possible

Door-and-Ring OK now that's ridiculus xD Whose finger is gonna fit? :P

what if it was like... the key whole... the rest of the door falls away and just the key whole or peep whole is stuck on his finger

Stars Shaper1 votes

what if it was like... the key whole... the rest of the door falls away and just the key whole or peep whole is stuck on his finger

The guy/gal would be like:

<<OMG PLEASE HELP ME I'M STUCK!!>>

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