Braum, Fishy Stuff...

An Okay Draven·10/28/2014, 6:39:51 AM·3 votes·574 views

So if Braum's shield is a door, it makes it a door and a shield. Now sound it out, Door-and-shield. Doran's shield! So we can safely assume that Braum is a relative of Doran, probably the manly father, and that's a piece of his shield, the door and shield. This means that he had a two sons, and probably a daughter. One of them playes Beyblade(tm) all the time so Braum made him the Doran's Blade, a beyblade made of a door, duh. And the other son got a ring because fuck it, here's a ring. But these two sons weren't brothers, they were cousins. And they had a long lost brother they didn't know about named Jacob, but Braum was also like, fuck Jacob. Mustachio.

6 Comments

Legacy of Xion10/28/2014, 7:10:38 AM3 votes

:|

I've seen some wild theories.

This one...yea. No.

VocaIoid Miku10/28/2014, 6:46:01 AM2 votes

IDK...........

GenoXx10/28/2014, 1:37:26 PM1 votes

haha, a theory based from pronunciation,

Stars Shaper10/28/2014, 3:43:36 PM1 votes

Door-and-Blade Seems heavy but still possible

Door-and-Ring OK now that's ridiculus xD Whose finger is gonna fit? :P