This is how to get a 10 game chat suspension (use a loosely defined word)
The uninformative automated "chat history" given by Riot Games: Game 1 AxeFresh: well unless ez's skillshots magically become godlike it's gg (1) AxeFresh: lol AxeFresh: Right AxeFresh: because ez has ever had problems with minions AxeFresh: I see the entry matches in ranked haven't changed AxeFresh: Still lopsided as always AxeFresh: It's 13:00 and your jungler has had at least three different opportunities to get drake AxeFresh: wtf is he doing? (2) AxeFresh: Because I don't care about ranked? lol AxeFresh: Not really AxeFresh: talking about udyr is different than talking about ranked AxeFresh: May as well push bot lane AxeFresh: going to stop adding fill to my queue selection. Support 2 times in a row AxeFresh: The champ, or the player controlling him? AxeFresh: Because alistar's carried tournaments, nerfs or not. AxeFresh: Not really AxeFresh: ahri could be a moron and think alistar is just bad. (3) AxeFresh: What do you guys recommend for fun ranked play? I used to do only top lane. Thinking adc or mid AxeFresh: Or I could just report you %%%gots AxeFresh: You're* AxeFresh: If you're going to insult someone, at least use proper grammar. AxeFresh: Otherwise the insult is invalidated by your own stupidity. (4)
- "well unless ez's skillshots magically become godlike it's gg ":
Ez was getting binded by morgana, not using W or trying to poke a rather open support/adc. Blaming minions of course. Not to say my performance was any better, but as a support i'm supposed to tank the damage. Being alistar also means a couple of bindings is next to nothing. I just noticed that Ez was not using any advantages he had, and on my side I was completely disadvantaged. Morana shield countering CC etc.
- " It's 13:00 and your jungler has had at least three different opportunities to get drake, wtf is he doing?":
If "wtf" is an offense then R.G. has no clue what their real community is like. Was trying to give a nudge to Udyr to pick up his jungling game. One/Two drakes is worth more than a couple of ganks. Udyr was on the other team so really I was just being a friendly opponent.
- "The champ, or the player controlling him? Because alistar's carried tournaments, nerfs or not. Not really ahri could be a moron and think alistar is just bad.":
Someone tried to be clever by saying "You just answered your own question", which I did not. Ahri used her communication methods to talk about Alistar, when her intent was quite likely to direct her message to the player using Alistar. I asked a question (it was unanswered, of course) and continued on with a brief explanation of Alistar's broken history in the League of Legends. By the way, Alistar had close to a 100% ban rate in (x) tournament(s).
- "What do you guys recommend for fun ranked play? I used to do only top lane. Thinking adc or mid. Or I could just report you %%%gots. You're*. If you're going to insult someone, at least use proper grammar. Otherwise the insult is invalidated by your own stupidity.":
I decided to shift the conversation into a friendly one, even though our team was getting pummeled. Asked what kind of role I should consider. Two players in chat told me a variety of: "Shut up" and "Uninstall". Of course I sent back a retaliation message. Bullies get away with bullying because of those choosing not to fight back. "Oh that 1% beating up the 99%, it's too bad those 99% were taught not to fight back! :( "
Adding a poll for fun, in case there are those who don't feel like posting.