don’t tell me how to feel without any prior warnings or bans, Mmmk?

Edit: I posted before thinking... IGNORE ME!!

knock on the door Daughter> There are two people at the door cannofodder> Give me a second to port back to base Daughter> they knocked again, I'm answering! I jump to my feet in order to save his daughter from stranger danger, pulling on my headphones and causing my computer to crash to the floor; The screen goes black, my face turns white, and a tear is shed as I turn away from my $1500 computer toward my daughter. I valiantly dash to the bedroom door like Riven, swing around toward the front door with a smile, but filled with malice that of only Teemo could rival. Only to find two Jinx like faces shoving their idea of religion down my daughters throat. I quickly ask them to leave, politely ask my daughter not to answer the door without Dad, and make sure she doesn't feel bad when I told her the crashing noise was my computer. I then RUN back to computer and hard boot it... It's OK! The day is good! I get back in time help finish up the match with vs the A.I. and explain the situation to my team. At the end of match I am met with a message of guilt for leaving my fellow summers behind and a scary message asking me to type "I Agree", with no mention of what would happen if I did otherwise.

Why does LoL want me to feel guilty for rushing to my daughter's aid with no prior incidents or warnings? You are supposed to be my door to love, joy, and fun!

CannoFodder is a good boy, CannoFodder is a good boy, CannoFodder is a good boy, CannoFodder is a good boy