I was playing against ADC
as
support. At first he was Annoying since my ADC wouldn’t harass back, but the moment he stepped too far up I ate him and spit him into tower, killing him.
He flames me in chat and a crooked smile reaches across my face. I meet my jungles and grant him a free gank bot. Two deaths, Teemo’s and the Supports
“Too scared to face me in a fair fight you overpowered peice of shit”
After roaming around a bit I head back bot and solo kill him.
“God, I can’t stand people like you who abuse broken champs” yada yada yada all while I have this grin on my face.
He decides to split push. I hot behind him in the bush and surprise attack him. I buy ZZ’rot and a pink ward to go fishing (not even explicitly for Teemo) and catch him TWICE.
Ends with a victory on my end. Teemo begins writing this essay on how stupid I am and how I’d never be good at any othe champion bot, and how I’d loose if I played x champion and on and on. Until one of his teammates says, “report this guy”. So I did. And about 30 mins later I got the little justice served pop up on my screen.
And the funniest part? I said nothing to him at ALL.