Me when I Came to lol again in 2015 (Reacting to what I Did)

AngelFrost00·10/17/2016, 3:37:21 PM·1 votes·433 views

Riot this is how I used to play in S5 and my Behaviour

So this is what I actually used to be because I was toxic af.

I think I was toxic because I saw my teammates do these before like

"No ganks noob jungler" "stop feeding wtf" "wtf instalocker" "duo mid idc"

So I just copied them. I did not have computer left for me before S5 , so the last champion I saw was actually Vi, because my brother told me to play it for him one day, "I had no fuckin clue what she does at that day"

I made account , because I don't remember what I Used to do I went to eune. My first account was leveled until 5 than I saw something in shop saying "Free trip To FR Or whatever server it was" and I buyed it and I realised I went to another server LMAO.

Made another account because I don't understand what these people say.

Then made account then I said i do not like name and I want another account so I made another one .

and named this AngelFrost00

Because EVERYNAMEIST00KEN

I forgot to mention I was confused when I saw the new map , "WTF NEW MAP." bots typed in all chat "QUOTE of (CHAMPION)"

Me: WTF SINCE WHEN BOTS TALK Teammates: ???? Do you live under rock?

When I wanted to play Xin jungle because I remember him being broken since release, my team saying "Start gromp not blue"

Me: wtf is gromp? Teammates: The frog "Pings" Me: idc i go blue. Teammates: Spams pings Goes to gromp... Gromp does more damage than a fed zed.

And like every other account, rip refunds. BUT REFUNDED FOR KATARINA #WORTH.

My impressions when I saw these champions and what happened when I played them : Zac "wtf is these blobs , my team made me think that one of the blobs kill zac instead of killing all blobs" Zed Broken Yasuo High skill champ Thresh He hooked me up with his ADC Sion I couldnt even land a q,e ,r EVEN W SRSLY Quinn My teacher is famous? Riven Thought she is hard champion, I was fuckin right RekSai WTF HE CAN SEE ME WHEN IM INVIS ( Shaco main ) Lucian trying to play like~~ bronze 6~~ pro Jinx pink , oh lovely , wait... she is supposed to be lovely Kalista I dont even use her passive Lissandra MY Q RANGE IS SO SHORT HOW CAN IT HIT ENTIRE MINION WAVE Katarina wtf she got rework? ( Nothing changed she is same I don't understand the 2 other reworks before) Darius Insta Q half hp Braum I Was toxic Aatrox Felt he is useless Azir So much counterplay Heimerdinger My best CS So far.

BTW The new gamemode that you pick for your enemies was released when I played.

When I thought ashe and ryze reworks were released Ashe item 3070 the rework sucks so hard that it wasn't released on live server so I had to watch brofesco.

BTW IN RANKED I DROPED FROM S2 TO S5 HAHAHAHAHA.

I was attracted to Omega squad Teemo Video also.

Teemo

When I was toxic :

I used to play **Cancer **champions Teemo Katarina Leblanc Lux MasterYi

Once pantheon stole my penta as teemo.

He was toxic though, Now I know everyone love teemo.

AND DEN Vayne "This champion omg i can make better plays than gosu"

plz ^^^^^^ [zombie-brand-facepalm]

Let note I played katarina in urf. And got penta with her and said "My first pentakill"

My first pentakill was on bots game and it counts . idc

I was never banned in this account I Was punished for toxic . 75 chat ban for first time.

"riport pantheon ks"-DevilFrost11/2k15

My friend named me DevilFrost11 .

Legend says he still calls me that, explains why he is leaving me the server.

I think I stop the Devilfrost11 it was never stoped muwahahaaheahhauhahu after Riot said they gonna remove all of your toxic history and if you be a good boy we give you gift. Still have no idea what was it.

Am I dreaming or I just made up "Removing Toxic History" Thing up. Because this can explain why I was never gifted that thing or accepted to Beta or Alpha Client.

I think tyler 1 thinks I should be accepted to Beta client first.

TBH I thought all braums are kind. I saw a support braum flaming me before beginning of game .

Today:

I Play new champions better than my main. What the ****.

What I play mostly now : Vayne Fiora Kennen Karma Syndra Ashe

What Im Looking forward to play : Elise Taliyah AurelionSol Jhin Orianna Tristana Teemo

Rito unban me in nt toxic pls ty

This is my story when I remember playing league.

Tell me yours.

If you are Riot and reading this. I will look forwards towards reading your story even if it was short, or your not allowed to tell your story because it the most Top Secret thing in the entire world and no one must know why.

Yo if you see G00d gR@mm3r or CAPS EVERYWHERE, blame brain lag.

I played ashe on live server thinking they made rework to her (hahaha im dying)

2 Comments

HexaDecimel10/17/2016, 4:45:37 PM1 votes

Well here is my story when I first started league.....

What do you mean I don't need two boots? Where do I buy gloves? Why doesn't my character look different now that I bought Items.

What do you mean by creep score, what are the minions for? How do you expect me to get more than 25 cs in 20 min.

I am just going to avoid the jungle because I die every time I go in there.

Why the heck doesn't my channeled ults not reset cd when a champion displaces me??? That is so unfair.

Alistar - Useless champion, does no damage and what do you mean "alistar combo"? Brand - Broken champion, Brand bot keeps wrecking me in player vs AI. Fiddlesticks - Scariest champion in league, I cant beat the bot. Sivir - Useless champion, ult does nothing but makes me run fast. Rengar - Way too weak, I lose every game with him. Jax - Why can I never kill him?

Later on.....

Illaoi - Her ult is broken, when I cast it I don't jump to the enemies and just end up wasting it....

Nunu - Why can't I use Nunu's Q on Enemies?????

MissFortune - Stupid champ, I keep cancelling her ult.