"Sorry, guys I'm so drunk my vision is a little blurry"

"Sorry, can't see straight"

"mb guys, little drunk. Forgot cho had true damage"

So glad league is a game that ranks you based on skill. So glad I don't have ANY stray variables like teammates in my games fucking everything up. Enemy jg is right, it's totally my fault when TWO of my allies started a game too drunk to see in front of their faces. The enemies before that were right too, it's totally just my fault I lost 4v5 when the adc I went out of my way as a mid laner to get fed afk'd. It's just me being bad with my fullly stacked mejai's. Shouldn't I have forseen the afk and never built it in the first place? It's my fault the last 4 games of my placements people got the wrong role and either trolled or suckered someone else into taking their role when they couldn't play it and one or both of them fed their asses off. Mb guys you're totally right, despite 17 pings to the contrary in the chat log, you had NO way of knowing my laner was coming bot while I was low and needed to back. So cool. "Lux mains deserve to be hanged. Lux mains are garbage that doesn't know it's garbage. Lux mains can never land anything, even when they're 8/0. What is this 6/0 bard/sion doing carrying the game? He thinks he's so good. I'll show him, I'll refuse to group. I'll fight the enemy 1v4 until we lose. I'll take jg camps and cs while my allies try to win. I'll challenge the enemy in chat to 1v1 me in dragon or baron pit (they never 1v1) because I'm better than all of them. I'll fucking back at the nexus. That'll show this jackass."

Fun game riot. It's really fun making a stack of cards only to have someone come by and knock it over followed by another setting the cards on fire and calling me a %%%got before both tell me I don't know how to stack cards. Without the systems in place those poor saps would feel left out. I only had to dodge the max number of games I could afford every day I attempted my placements to get games even this "good." Nice job cleaning up the community. This is totally better than what we had before. Wait a second. IT'S NOT. I'M NOT GLAD. IT'S NOT COOL. THIS SUCKS. I'm sick to death of this. Every now and then I fool myself into thinking there's an iota of a chance this game has changed for the better but nothing changes for good. You still have people throwing the game AT THE NEXUS. No you still get PUNISHED for the loss. You still get called bad by the enemy you pubstomped into the ground. You still have these assholes defending everything your allies do after game. They still place 2 wards a game. I still Improve and get shat on. I premade with diamonds on multiple occasions to get coaching and every single one asked me how I get matched with this crap. They tell me my gameplay and macro are on point most of the time but that neither they nor I could get our allies on objectives even (or especially) when the enemy is aced or visibly somewhere else.

It sickens me at this point thinking back to my first season. I was silver 1 regularly queueing up against plats. Fuck me though right? I don't deserve gold. If I did I'd be there right? It has nothing to do with the 3 promos I got to that season (I started ranked 3 weeks before end of season) that ended because people were afking and inting from the gate. It doesn't matter 3 of them admitted they were doing it to keep people out of gold because they could see I was in promos. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT RIGHT!????? Or is that just what you jerks keep telling me to give me hope that things will change? Well it worked. I've been here since season 4 holding out hope. I do placements, maybe a few promos, then I'm so done. I wait a few months practicing in norms, studying the game, try again. Same deal. Wait a few months, study more, practice more, try again. More. More. More. More. More. As I said, I'm tired. I really can't keep going like this. You people keep at it and keep at it. Carrot. Stick. Carrot. Stick. I don't know what I'm waiting for. I should just uninstall and off myself. That's what you people want right? Hardy har har. Won't that be a laugh. "Fucking idiot getting so worked up over a game he committed himself to learning 8+ hours a day for 4 and a half years. No wait, let's count the videos and guides and time in customs, etc. Probably closer to 13+ hours a day. What business do I have expecting low silver at this point. What nerve. Who does this guy think he is?

FUCKING IDIOT, KILL YOURSELF.

KILL YOURSELF.

UNINSTALL AND KILL YOURSELF.

WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING THIS GAME?

DO YOU FIND THIS FUN?"