I get chat restricted over venting my frustration with the game and it's shit balance.
Game 1: In-Game
ASCORBICAZID500: Dude I'm sick and fucking tired of stupid ass champions being let through champion select ASCORBICAZID500: like honestly wtf are you guys banning? Ivern? ASCORBICAZID500: Top no f ASCORBICAZID500: Can you please gank my lane anytime time today Sej ASCORBICAZID500: Like today would be nice he is at my tower with no mobility of flash or anything ASCORBICAZID500: Aight I guess ill just continue to sit under my tower because noone banned irelia ASCORBICAZID500: fun fucking game, kai'sa is fed too ASCORBICAZID500: Im really enjoying this ASCORBICAZID500: Oh nice, the certaintlyT champion is also ahead! What a blast! ASCORBICAZID500: Ok for people who don't ban a fucking champion in champion select, I have no words for you ASCORBICAZID500: No offense, but that is incredibly selfish ASCORBICAZID500: I even asked for an irelia ban, nah we're just gonna ban nothing ASCORBICAZID500: HEHEXD GET MEMED ON BRO ASCORBICAZID500: Like honestly, where are the fucking cameras ASCORBICAZID500: Stupid ass Riot games gonna make sure they don't nerf stupid fucking retard shit for months on end cause LCS
Post-Game ASCORBICAZID500: what a GIANT waste of my fucking time, honestly have no clue why I bother logging in the game anymore
Game 2: In-Game
ASCORBICAZID500: So you just decide to walk away from your computer when the game loads to go take a shit? ASCORBICAZID500: Alright, you're literally holding 4 players hostage because you decided to not go before you queued up for a game. ASCORBICAZID500: Nice, it's players like you who just need to stop playing the game entirely because you don't even care about ranked. ASCORBICAZID500: Yes, I'd like to get told gold before the season ends. ASCORBICAZID500: ah the racial slur, nice. ASCORBICAZID500: well, zed just killed me with his ult and an auto attack after missing all his fucking abilities cause duskblade exists ASCORBICAZID500: Neato, thanks riot balance team! I really felt the outplay right there! ASCORBICAZID500: 1/0/2, insta kills me with no effort ASCORBICAZID500: I was literally a bug on his fucking monitor. ASCORBICAZID500: Here's an idea for Riot video games: Fire everyone relating to game balance and fire Certainly Fuck-head. ASCORBICAZID500: I promise you, from an intellectual standpoint, the game will become enjoyable to play again.
Post-Game ASCORBICAZID500: Damn, you guys really classed us there with your over-loaded fuck-tard garbage champions. Congrats ASCORBICAZID500: Flame me all you want buddy ASCORBICAZID500: Keep it coming
Game 3: In-Game
ASCORBICAZID500: I enjoy Brand support doing a fuck-ton of damage to me with his PASSIVE because the balance team are too fucking scared to nerf him ASCORBICAZID500: No, legit, his passive did a whopping 646 damage to me and I have 2.5k hp cause rylais and liandries ASCORBICAZID500: What a shitshow game this has turned into ASCORBICAZID500: Can't even fucking exist anymore ASCORBICAZID500: Can't even move ASCORBICAZID500: Can't even do anything ASCORBICAZID500: Literally nothing ASCORBICAZID500: Because 2 of them have displacements so tenacity doesn't even fucking work against them ASCORBICAZID500: Haha! Literally CANNOT move ASCORBICAZID500: at ALL ASCORBICAZID500: High CC high mobility ASCORBICAZID500: Power creep in the game ASCORBICAZID500: Anything that doesn't have a fucking stun or gap closer ASCORBICAZID500: is LEGIT ASCORBICAZID500: Punishing to play ASCORBICAZID500: I don't know why I fucking put myself in these situations ASCORBICAZID500: I must be one stupid ass mother fucker to believe that my champion would be viable ASCORBICAZID500: Silly me, but the Camille has the option to fly across 6 montiors on an 8 second cooldown, which also stuns and gives her attack speed ASCORBICAZID500: Super neat rito video games ASCORBICAZID500: Doing me proud.
Post-Game: ASCORBICAZID500: What a battle summoners, really felt outplayed there.