A Guide to Toxicity: How to Tilt Anyone without Getting Banned

DonGiovanni·2/23/2017, 11:55:41 PM·3 votes·485 views

Hi,

Banning toxic players seem to have the exact opposite effect on them. Instead of reforming them, it is making them more toxic on their other accounts. Here, I propose a different solution to the problem of toxicity: Redressing. Let's admit, there is a wicked satisfaction to see someone tilt because of a game and on many occasions people use uncivilized toxicity to get that satisfaction. Here are some alternative toxic statements you can use if you want to get that satisfaction in a more civil and humorous way:

Instead of saying: "Stop feeding!" after a teammate giving the first blood, say: "You beat me to it. Teach me Senpai." "You suck!" after a failed gank from your jungler, say: "Can you take that lollipop out of your mouth before you gank next time?" "Stop taking kills idiot!" after your support securing a couple kills, say: "Support [any adc here] OP!" "Don't attack minions moron!" after your support takes some cs, say: "At least buy some condom with that gold so I don't get herpes". "GG, open mid" after your team goes 0-5 in the first 2 minutes, say: "When does the warm up end?" "Report this clown" if someone is trolling, say: "Level 7 Trundle too strong" "God you are trash" after your opponent fails to make a play, say: "Cy@" (if you barely survived), "TY, Come again!" (if you capitalized on their mistake), "Bring more, I need 300 for [item name here]" if you 1v2 their ass.

Hope this helps in making your toxicity efforts more civilized and less painful.

Good luck avoiding that perma!!

(Feel free to add more)

2 Comments

Chønklord2/24/2017, 3:25:10 AM2 votes

These are ridiculously stupid and half of them make no sense/are not insulting. Downvoted for lack of creativity.

boo9102/23/2017, 11:59:18 PM1 votes

I like your style.

this might make games a bit more humorous

but eventually someone will cross the line