What are your reactions/witty comebacks to a toxic player? humor me

Soul Eater5406·7/29/2016, 3:05:43 PM·2 votes·3,881 views

Everyone's had those games (the "diamond 1 riven smurfs" that dont get fed blaming their team (the garen main who thinks hes using all the skill this game can provide bragging in all chat the whole game (the salty player who believes hes too good for his team yelling in all chat the whole time ( the tiler 1 fan boys who- wait thatll start a whole new debate so lets leave that one for jest shall we?)))) Now what do you do to either shut them up or maybe make them feel bad about what theyve done? Do you mute them? maybe you insult their mother? I'm interested. Feel free to tell me specific situations as well and remember this for fun an funny stuff mates be nice to each other!

22 Comments

venomous frost7/29/2016, 3:08:52 PM3 votes

whenever the enemy team starts flaming me for tryndamere "no skill", i just say "outplayed" after i kill them with my autoattacks. they just go full tiltmode after that and type 10 lines of rage and how their champ requires so much skills while all i do is rightclick.

kP54koDbB47/30/2016, 10:15:44 AM2 votes

There should be no witty comebacks because 8 times out of 10 your toxic teammate is probably right. But you kids are all a bunch of cyborgs who don't know how to improve so you just blame the entire community for being toxic.

VoidStaresBack7/31/2016, 2:40:35 AM2 votes

For allies, I opt for /mute. For enemies, particularly those who complain about my champion picks, I'll borrow the only thing I know from Tyler1, "hehe xd" (seriously, that and he's banned are about the only two things I know about him). I also use <3 on occasion, but that's usually reserved for an enemy I'm having fun bantering with rather than an enemy who is being toxic.

Wukong X Ahri7/29/2016, 3:44:32 PM2 votes

I make Hue puns till they rage quit.

Like "I love hue!" Or "huello" and "huearious". I can go on all day. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qfji6hHU1r3ykgdo1_500.gif

Deep Terror Nami7/29/2016, 3:08:27 PM2 votes

This one gets them every time;

/mute

jojowhite28/10/2016, 11:12:17 AM1 votes

I get reported for talking shit to the enemy garen mains that say ez get rekt

" holy shit wp teach me how you slam ur face on the keyboard that was the best face roll mechanics i have seen"

if its someone feeding and complaining to our team

" its ok we know we suck I'll go pick up your tampons after you carry us and win this game "

Aldduren7/29/2016, 3:31:36 PM1 votes

I just type /mute all.

notice the space at the beginning

Also "It could be worse, i could be an insert name of champion my assailant is playing player."

Dull, but it gets the job done. And of course;

That gets people going from 0 to 100 faster than sitting on a cactus.

Melledoneus7/29/2016, 5:26:33 PM1 votes

I just let my team know that I'm there for them. Shen is very reassuring to have on your team.

When we start winning, I say, "ok, guys. You can stop holding back now."

Then I watch the carnage. Heh heh.

Soul Eater54068/1/2016, 5:08:54 AM1 votes

id like to submit my own, all in fun of cource, but feel free to use it if the time comes. I find people getting mad for whatever reason or another kinda pointless and counter productive so yes i do making fun of them from time to time. Now my favorite way to get them to stop flaming is this: "Now you see how you aren't doing good? life can suck really bad sometimes but just think for a secound..... humor me here..... just think how much better your life could be if your parents weren't siblings. See? so much better right? now you have something to work for besides playing this game." hehehe.... witty enough?