My favorite part was game 3
Game 3 I was doing poorly with Gnar, then I said "It's time for the Gax plays" (Game 3 is my favorite)
And let me explain the games cause they're pretty funny. Game 1 we had duo top "i last pick trundle top" cause i was pissed off that my first pick didn't ban mundo. instant locked the trundle and late game we were pulling it together. At one point vayne said "afk" she kept playing and i slapped her ass down to bronze level.
Game 1 Gaxloom: not banning mundo should be reportable Gaxloom: i kno you're rushing for cs Gaxloom: u would lose this game... Gaxloom: riven not even smart Gaxloom: ya it's gee gee fcking bans Gaxloom: it's not even hard to ban mundo Gaxloom: just press dr Gaxloom: in search Gaxloom: mundo is a plain simple crap champ Gaxloom: takes too much dmg Gaxloom: and deals too much Gaxloom: not even fun to play Gaxloom: i honestly dont even understand why they buff champions that are so unfun to play Gaxloom: like seriously Gaxloom: i mean they're boring as hell to play Gaxloom: but they sure do have a high win-rate Gaxloom: i think rito likes it when people win more but have less fun Gaxloom: tbh we were gonna lose anyway Gaxloom: mundo how u lose? Gaxloom: bot getting 2v1 Gaxloom: gonna be sad if u lose this game Gaxloom: pillar too strong? Gaxloom: let me kno if pillar too strong Gaxloom: our riven be doin work Gaxloom: this moron leblanc said don't focus mundo Gaxloom: when a giant fcking sack of meat doing 10x the amount of dmg adc is doing Gaxloom: is right in your face Gaxloom: but don't focus mundo Gaxloom: your dumbass needs to learn how 2 ban Gaxloom: run in circles noobs Gaxloom: run in circles Gaxloom: pro tactics Gaxloom: pro wards Gaxloom: gee gee Gaxloom: get rekted Gaxloom: geeeeeeeeeee Gaxloom: geeeeeeeeeeeeee Gaxloom: geeeeeeeeeeeeee Gaxloom: geeeeeeeeeeeee Gaxloom: dragon too worth Gaxloom: holy 6% op as faq Gaxloom: i can feel the power of the 6% Gaxloom: pls nerf drag Gaxloom: yi Gaxloom: nowhere in site Gaxloom: i don't think these kids understand that inhib lanes push themselves Gaxloom: cause u guys don't know how 2 play Vayne: afk Gaxloom: kkk Gaxloom: will do noob (Gaxloom kills vayne) Gaxloom: pce noob (Destroying their nexus) Gaxloom: pce out noobs Gaxloom: get rekte
Game 2 (Got ass beat by all ad team but their top counter-picked my malphite with a vlad pick) Gaxloom: all ad? Gaxloom: cute Gaxloom: i'm going to beat the living hell out of u noobs Gaxloom: i guess u never seen frozen heart Gaxloom: q me Gaxloom: i'll give u a free one Gaxloom: fck Gaxloom: our Gaxloom: mid Gaxloom: HOly Gaxloom: the attention span Gaxloom: fcking zero Gaxloom: holy buff brain cells sht Gaxloom: i do Gaxloom: i got frozen heart Gaxloom: but ashe if u can't position correctly Gaxloom: it won't matter Gaxloom: i won't say we lost until we lost Gaxloom: i still got frozen heart Gaxloom: nah u noobs just suck at pushing Gaxloom: ya Gaxloom: we lost Gaxloom: i will never understand how i lose to all ad teams Gaxloom: armor pent Gaxloom: too many items with armor pent Gaxloom: how is he tanking 5x more than me Gaxloom: wdf Gaxloom: this game too hard Gaxloom: wow Gaxloom: how did forzen heart Gaxloom: not instant win game Gaxloom: i don't get it
Game 3 (My favorite was up against a riven top that beat me in lane came back late and fcking destroy their anuses) Gaxloom: get rdy to lose. Gaxloom: i'm in the mood for victory Gaxloom: HA ignite top Gaxloom: your team will be at a great disadvantage Gaxloom: Rivenh have u heard of the Gax plays? Gaxloom: they're deadly Gaxloom: our karma is on chat-restrictions Gaxloom: guess her "karma' got to her Gaxloom: u timed that incorrectly riven Gaxloom: man it's going to be hard lifting this game Gaxloom: thresh went afk? Gaxloom: my team pretty troll anyway Gaxloom: yep Gaxloom: krugs for tower Gaxloom: when i get omen Gaxloom: or your supp gets sightstone Gaxloom: so i can actually make fcking use of tp Gaxloom: yep Gaxloom: 28mins in Gaxloom: no sightstone in site Gaxloom: i'll make u noobs walk Gaxloom: yep Gaxloom: u thought the gnar was sht Gaxloom: then he took your lives Gaxloom: he took your baron Gaxloom: he took your support Gaxloom: he took your riven Gaxloom: he took your pride Gaxloom: he took your hope of winning Gaxloom: but u thought the gnar was sht Gaxloom: riven said "he sucks just let him be" Gaxloom: then the gnar came back Gaxloom: then his minions took your towers Gaxloom: but u thought the gnar was sht Gaxloom: now look at your base Gaxloom: not lookin too good Gaxloom: is it.. Gaxloom: i admit this karma did work Gaxloom: bot lane was trash
