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How to not get punished/banned in LoL ever again! (Discussions open)

P0rnstarPantheon·10/29/2019, 1:48:36 AM·2 votes·1,891 views

Type /mute all

Play early game champions Get a good KDA

Win

Expect 0 help from "teammates" (They're not your teammates. You do not have teammates. They are enemies in disguise, as they constantly feed and flame)

Do not even press enter. Not even once. Do not send a single letter. Do not even ping. They do not respond to pings, neither do they know what they are.

Recap:

  1. Play early game champion and snowball. Play a jungler, so you can control/solo drake.
  2. /mute all and NEVER SAY A WORD NOR A PING.
  3. League of Legends is a 1v9 game. You do not have teammates. They are enemies in disguise.
  4. Lose the game if you must, just do not ruin your KDA. Secure kills, as the support/someone useless on your team will take it. It's better to lose a kill than to give it to a teammate.

Questions, comments and concerns? I would love to hear what people have to say! Have a good day fellas!

6 Comments

Aetherium Blade10/29/2019, 2:00:48 AM8 votes

Recap on the Recap

  1. Don't flame, even if you're doing it in self defense.
  2. Ping reasonably, don't excessive ping like a mad man, nobody likes that
  3. If you're behind, don't give up, make something of it. For instance, if I get completely shut down in lane, I become a split pusher, especially if my other lanes/jungle did well. If I can bring some of the enemy's team attention to me, It gives the teammates who are ahead a chance to secure Rift, dragons, turrets, push waves. When they leave, I push again, and again, and again. At least till I can teamfight.
  4. If you lose, you lose, if you win, you win. Take something from your poor plays/decision making and improve on it.
ModPrandine10/29/2019, 4:04:46 AM4 votes

My experience contradicts yours. For one I chat quite often in my games and have seen others chat frequently on occasions and unless they're being toxic there's never been a problem (same with pings), and while on occasions I've had bad teammates they are uncommon enough to not be something I encounter every game, as usually I have good teammates who do use teamwork and don't act like it's a 1v9. The forth tip (as well as the third tip) is just selfish and the mindset of someone who hates the idea of teamwork and cooperation. Also, early game =/= victory, especially if one doesn't know how to translate a lead into objectives and kills around the map to help secure victory.

All in all these so-called tips just sound like excuses toxic players use to avoid taking responsibility for their behavior rather than actual helpful tips to avoid getting punished.

Ph03n1xb1rd10/29/2019, 10:55:00 AM3 votes

You just summarized it correctly.

This is the way to not get banned!

Summoner SpeII10/29/2019, 4:14:13 AM2 votes

kled teaches you the ways, just play him, his quotes and everything are the mental u need

Tele II10/30/2019, 1:43:42 AM2 votes

Or just dont break the rules. Works every time! 5 years, no punishments, 100% success rate.

Kyaza10/30/2019, 12:06:16 AM1 votes

step 1, dont have a name like the OP