Can we add a "Drunk and Disorderly" to reports?

Or PSA: Don't Drink and League

I have a RL friend that I play League with. He has a drinking problem. When he's sober, he's a good sportsmanlike player who puts in work. When he's inTOXICated, otoh, he feeds, he AFKs, and he acts like a complete jackass to other players in game. But even more than that, he can't remember what's going on from one minute to the next, IRL and in-game.

I would urge RIOT and/or a third party (preferably run by gamers) to conduct a study on the correlation between alcoholism/drunkenness and toxic behavior in multiplayer video games. Should that prove positive, I would also urge RIOT to create a report for known drunkenness while playing League. It might go a long way toward clearing up toxicity in the community.

At any rate, folks, try to stay sober while playing League. It really does require all of your faculties and all of your attention. Your fellow players will thank you for it.