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(bet riot wont read this so who cares) away with these awfull smurfs (idea)

Apuuzh··2 votes·786 views

ok so ive had enough.. people always ask me if im either a smurf or a noob which btw sounds very degrading. i started to play lol just a few days ago and its already offputting why? because these egoists who makes another account simply to feel better about themselfes makes lol boring. i met a friend a few days ago and he said ''maybe lol deserves smurfs'' because of all the bugs etc but SPECIALLY because of all the smurfs and they apparently have no way to take care of them.

so this is my idea why not force people to have a phone verification cus no sane person would say ''hey friend let me use your phone so i can create another account for myself'' and dont come and say that not everyone has a phone! im not stupid i know that there is alot of people out there who doesnt have one but i find this to be the best way possible to clear out all the smurfs.

i know lol has the largest number of players but that doesnt mean that they can treat the new players like shit! just as an example i was going to buy a game and i recieved a message on my phone saying that i had recieved the discount (im the kind of person who doesnt live in my phone so i didnt bring it with me) and when i stand there they say i need my phone with me.. oh great and the respons i get when i ask them why is ''everyone lives inside their phones today'' so yeah there is just one example why this is a legit idea and even in some extreme cases people have given their 2 month old baby a phone! u could call that bad or good parenting idc and for those who doesnt seem old enough to have a phone well ask your parents. its either the children has their own phone and since its riot or whatever which sends the message it wont cost anything (for the players) and if they dont the parents normally actually care about what their children do on the internet.

im sorry that my grammar etc sucks but english isnt my first language from a very pissed of beginner

34 Comments

PDE5 Inhib2 votes

or a noob which btw sounds very degrading

LOOL

Thin skinned much?

SpankMyPhatAshe1 votes

[{quoted}](name=PDE5 Inhib,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=exIWLElv,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-04-02T23:42:41.907+0000)

LOOL

Thin skinned much?

You made me LOL so hard

PDE5 Inhib1 votes

I'm glad I made someone happy.

...you wouldn't be a hot grill by any chance would you?

Apuuzh2 votes

lol out of the whole text that small part stuck to your head? but thx for proving one of the points i didnt mention in my text

PDE5 Inhib1 votes

No, that's not the part that stuck in my head. That's the ONLY thing that my head was filled with. Once I got to that point, I started laughing and stopped reading.

Apuuzh1 votes

unfortuently freedom of speech applies to idiots aswell u know they say if you dont have anything nice to say dont say it at all i think this just profes that youre one of the smurfs out there who literally feel the need to crush some new players out there for your own personal gain

PDE5 Inhib1 votes

dat grammer doe

sorry if i hurt ur fee fees

Apuuzh1 votes

''I'm glad I made someone happy.

...you wouldn't be a hot grill by any chance would you?''

grill lol

PDE5 Inhib1 votes

....that's the joke...

It's probably because you're not American, so you don't understand subtleties in the language like that. It's actually a pretty common joke. -1 for trying hard to be witty, but failing miserably.

Apuuzh1 votes

-1? seriously as i wrote in another post ''there will always be people who will hate and love everything anyone does this is just an idea and its not written in stone and if people dont like it then they dont but it would be nice if people actually said what they disslike and like about the idea insted of taking bits and pieces of the post i wrote and turn the things i wrote against me and actually write something thats helpfull insted of harrasing (idk a better word) me or anyone else for grammar, language problems or something else''

Troll Armada2 votes

I think you're right. Smurfs got to remember that they might be playing with completely new people.

Many assume that through the miraculous riot matchmaking capabilities that they are placed with other smurfs such as themselves. In these pre-level 30 matches you are gonna see all sorts of crazy poop because you just noobs.

I think they just immediately assume new players are trolling, since it's similar to what happens in ranked matches.

It's not your fault, but next time tell them you're new and need help, and to be patient with you... and maybe they will be more friendly since these smurfs full of game knowledge.

Oh and smurfs, telling people they suck,etc is not being helpful. I remember it was weeks before I even understood why me dying/feeding affected them so much because the only thing i heard in chat was "QUIT FEEDING!" and I'm like what? .....

Apuuzh1 votes

finally someone who understands and is not being a complete dick [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

disregardable1 votes

Actually, the problem is the opposite. Phones cost $5 at the dollar store. There's nothing stopping anyone from just buying one. I personally don't use a phone because Google Hangouts is free, but if I ever needed one for verification it wouldn't be hard to get one lol.

Apuuzh2 votes

thats why i wrote a sane person wouldnt do that.. but i guess people would do anything to make themselfes feel better about themselfes

disregardable2 votes

There's nothing insane about it lol. It's only $5.

Apuuzh2 votes

well thank u here im trying to be serious

LF Annie1 votes

themselves :FTFY

also, i just want to make the point that if i had to put a phone number to play a free online game, i'm going to find a different game.

Apuuzh1 votes

why? and its just an idea nothing is written in stone and thx my spelling sucks

LF Annie1 votes

just part of my personality, i hate giving information about myself that can be sold to other people.

ex: i hate telemarketers that get phone numbers from companies that need a quick buck, and can legally sell the list of them at any time.

Apuuzh1 votes

oh yeah then i understand

FrankerX1 votes

better idea: make smurfs link to your main. why?

well the good things: you can use your champs and skins even on your smurf. the even better things: if you are an asshole on your smurf and get banned, your main also gets banned.

ez

Apuuzh1 votes

thats kind of a good idea i had a reason why it was kind of bad but i forgot about it but i think it was.. how manny would do that?

FrankerX1 votes

i just copy pasted this idea from an mmorpg i played. enough ppl still made a none linked smurf tbh.

A Liberal1 votes

This is a horrible Idea...

If smurfs are linked to the main account they need to share the same MMR as the main account. Although honestly, than that defeats the purpose of the smurf.

Apuuzh1 votes

thats the idea lol

SpankMyPhatAshe1 votes

Only the best propane and propane accessory you have ever seen lol

J E B A ł T E D1 votes

{quoted}

ok so ive had enough.. people always ask me if im either a smurf or a noob

so you're new to gaming? And you really just made a wall of text about it? some people..

Apuuzh1 votes

didnt say i was new to gaming did i maybe next time u should actually take your time to actually ask before you accuse someone... some people so here ill give you a thing so you can punch me in the face with it later ive been a gamer for 15 years and im not unfamiliar with games like lol yes im a beginner (at lol) and ill admit that i am but if you have read some of the comments ''I think you're right. Smurfs got to remember that they might be playing with completely new people.'' what sane person actually takes the time to create a different account just to push new players over?and no offence but do you think im stupid? if i was new to gaming i wouldnt have written anything in the first place i just simply want to contribute to a better community for the new players and just so you know i wont quit playing lol because of the smurfs

J E B A ł T E D1 votes

If you're not new to gaming then why are you making a giant shitpost cry/complain wall of text thread because somebody called you a noob? You can't expect to get somewhere without effort.

Let me break this down for you -

http://i.imgur.com/Z5IE7kP.jpg

Apuuzh2 votes

did u even read what i wrote? its not about the noob calling its about people pushing over others just the feel better about themselves if i was mad because of that id write a wall of text about being called a noob insted ;)

J E B A ł T E D1 votes

Haha... welcome to our species, kiddo. So where've you been?

Apuuzh1 votes

again no sane person would do that. i just simply want to help no i dont expect an award for this or anything i just simply posted this to see what other people thought about it but idk why you even bothered to read my ''shitty cry/complain wall of text'' but i guess you didnt cus if u did youd know it was all about another thing as i wrote im sorry for my grammar etc but english isnt my first language and i think that just because my english might be worse than some it doesnt give me less right to write what i think about the game or anything else

J E B A ł T E D1 votes

As you can see, you definitely have the right. Nobody is controlling what you do, but on the OTHER hand, nobody likes this post.

You need to learn the difference. And you also need to observe yourself before you throw out the "sane" card

Apuuzh1 votes

yeah im sorry but i dont really feel the need to push other people over. i guess its pretty insane to care about people then. do you have better word for it? and -11 tbh i dont care cus there will always be people who will hate and love everything anyone does this is just an idea and its not written in stone and if people dont like it then they dont but it would be nice if people actually said what they disslike and like about the idea insted of taking bits and pieces of the post i wrote and turn the things i wrote against me and actually write something thats helpfull insted of harrasing (idk a better word) me or anyone else for grammar, language problems or something else i know thats life and people will always do such things and there is nothing i can do about it i just think people should think one step longer before writing something its not like id go into someones post and write what a crybaby this person is etc cus that would just be a waste of time and just because i sit alot infront of the computer it doesnt mean im stupid (i know u havent said it but it kind of feels like u think i am) but i dont know what im gonna see the difference between?

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