Here to receive a smiting

Got permabanned yesterday. I won't deny it - I'm a toxic piece of shit who rage types in chat and flames people for doing badly.

Here's a paste of the chat log (unedited, no bamboozle) from the specific game that got me banned. To be clear - I was (obviously) not banned before playing this game (although I had been heavily previously punished by chat restrictions and a 14 day ban), but after this game I received a permanent ban. Riot Support seemed to think that the lines 'DRG Bazzalisk: thhis is retarded' and 'DRG Bazzalisk: your champion is literally for retards who cant play mid' were the most objectionable, despite these lines not actually being directly insulting to anyone.

So yeah, come smite me Riot Employee, and provide some entertainment for the denizens of the Boards.

Game 1 DRG Bazzalisk: wp ali DRG Bazzalisk: nice one DRG Bazzalisk: xin is DRG Bazzalisk: literally everywhere DRG Bazzalisk: what are you doing graves DRG Bazzalisk: you wanna have an impact or you wanna watch the game end around you? DRG Bazzalisk: thhis is retarded DRG Bazzalisk: xin is doing things DRG Bazzalisk: ur afk farming DRG Bazzalisk: DO SOMETHING %%%% DRG Bazzalisk: why are u wherever the fuck you are DRG Bazzalisk: fkn graves pick DRG Bazzalisk: useless DRG Bazzalisk: useless champ DRG Bazzalisk: useless DRG Bazzalisk: does 0 DRG Bazzalisk: better jungler wins tbh DRG Bazzalisk: xin is everywhere DRG Bazzalisk: wp xin DRG Bazzalisk: yes, your mechanical prowess is phenomenal DRG Bazzalisk: you're very good at pressing R and E on someone DRG Bazzalisk: supremely skilled DRG Bazzalisk: u do no dmg DRG Bazzalisk: ur useless DRG Bazzalisk: not even red ssmitingn in 1v1 DRG Bazzalisk: ??????? DRG Bazzalisk: btw it makes him do less daamage to you DRG Bazzalisk: and you do more dmg to him DRG Bazzalisk: wtf is ur ult cd DRG Bazzalisk: yyou literally just fucking used it DRG Bazzalisk: mechanical champion DRG Bazzalisk: yh a champion with skillshot Q skillshot W and brainpower R DRG Bazzalisk: your champion is literally for retards who cant play mid DRG Bazzalisk: there is nothing you have done this game that requiress any practise DRG Bazzalisk: or any mechanical skill DRG Bazzalisk: im first time malz and i could do exactly what youve done DRG Bazzalisk: ekko has Q skillshot, 3s delay skillshot stun on W, and an ult that requires careful use DRG Bazzalisk: malz is literally just put mouse on opponent and push all ur buttons DRG Bazzalisk: gg DRG Bazzalisk: ff DRG Bazzalisk: useless jungler DRG Bazzalisk: lol DRG Bazzalisk: thats why i have 57% ekko wr DRG Bazzalisk: im 'bad' DRG Bazzalisk: lol DRG Bazzalisk: problem is malz is fucking OP and easy champ DRG Bazzalisk: champ for non mid mains DRG Bazzalisk: could literally be 60IQ and play malz to full potential DRG Bazzalisk: oh hes got it again DRG Bazzalisk: after 40s DRG Bazzalisk: what DRG Bazzalisk: how is it not DRG Bazzalisk: malz is fucking easy as shit DRG Bazzalisk: if you are not main mid, pick malz and win anyway DRG Bazzalisk: because you dont have to practise him or anything to be good DRG Bazzalisk: you literally just fucking put mouse on someone and press E+R DRG Bazzalisk: btw malz has 56% winrate DRG Bazzalisk: hes pretty op DRG Bazzalisk: and hes mechanically easy as fuck DRG Bazzalisk: thats op dude. DRG Bazzalisk: lol DRG Bazzalisk: how are u serious DRG Bazzalisk: ahri has 2 skillshots DRG Bazzalisk: ekko has 3 DRG Bazzalisk: malz has 1 big fat one and he doesnt even need it. DRG Bazzalisk: good ur making me dumber DRG Bazzalisk: which is what i would expect from a malzahar main DRG Bazzalisk: lol DRG Bazzalisk: which is why u have 1200games and never diamond DRG Bazzalisk: lol