Guess I am in the 0.006%
Game 1 Pre-Game StackedTear: hi StackedTear: go for exhaust plz In-Game StackedTear: note to myself StackedTear: he has a ward in the right bush StackedTear: I didnt knew before u came StackedTear: veigar and syndra can be so boring StackedTear: the won with more mana wins StackedTear: dont push StackedTear: just last hit StackedTear: thanks for watching StackedTear: and I knew StackedTear: you were mid also StackedTear: you got 0 ganks StackedTear: and is 10:00 StackedTear: wards StackedTear: dear bot StackedTear: play safe cause I cant ward StackedTear: just farming StackedTear: wont do anything StackedTear: cause thats the only way to play StackedTear: nope StackedTear: not in this meta StackedTear: nope StackedTear: not at all StackedTear: if a fed enemy laner StackedTear: has any idea of what he is doing StackedTear: u wont get any farm StackedTear: and even if u get StackedTear: farm StackedTear: it will be pointless StackedTear: since they still have a 900 gold advantage over u StackedTear: lmao StackedTear: u realise StackedTear: they can farm too? StackedTear: just idling farming StackedTear: is NOTHING StackedTear: the enemy also farms StackedTear: I wish I had a jungler StackedTear: STOP WHAT StackedTear: omg StackedTear: I swear StackedTear: u are doing your best StackedTear: to tilt me StackedTear: I wish my jungler ganked StackedTear: Once in this game StackedTear: every lane is losing StackedTear: I dont want to play? StackedTear: im the one afk farming StackedTear: i want to win StackedTear: thanks for StackedTear: defing yi StackedTear: my team StackedTear: I swaer StackedTear: they are trying to tilt me as much as possible StackedTear: riven and yi StackedTear: I swear your dicks StackedTear: must be bleeding StackedTear: you are circlejerking so hard StackedTear: the hyporcrysi StackedTear: is astounding StackedTear: Im not the jungler with 0 ganks StackedTear: I will pick jungler primary until im out of silver StackedTear: u can still get camped StackedTear: jungler has to be the easiest StackedTear: team you are making me want to troll StackedTear: just to fuck up your game StackedTear: you are all entitled brats StackedTear: idk why yi didnt gank my lane the whole game StackedTear: It was obvious veigar would snowball hard StackedTear: jungler has the most impact StackedTear: on anything StackedTear: sure mid can roam if fed StackedTear: but jungler always roams StackedTear: I wonder why yi StackedTear: I wonder hwy StackedTear: yeah not cause StackedTear: the jungler just afked farmed gromp StackedTear: got 0 drakes StackedTear: 0 ganks StackedTear: even tough I was camped StackedTear: its ironic StackedTear: u were jerking each other StackedTear: that I was the one not trying to win StackedTear: you should play StackedTear: fornite StackedTear: in duo Game 2 In-Game StackedTear: close enough StackedTear: bully them a lil urgot StackedTear: nvm StackedTear: my flash died for this StackedTear: thanks for watching guys StackedTear: I gave olaf 600 gold StackedTear: u lost lane to vayne as kaisa StackedTear: just wow StackedTear: vayne is too StackedTear: and vayne has the weakest early game StackedTear: and vayne is one of the weakst adcs StackedTear: right now StackedTear: while kaisa is op StackedTear: it took u so much to type that StackedTear: coming back is impossible StackedTear: come lets do it StackedTear: yeah StackedTear: count me out StackedTear: whoever voted no StackedTear: should stay StackedTear: im not playing a lost game StackedTear: I only play ranked StackedTear: yeah but not you StackedTear: and you s++++ tier adc StackedTear: that lost to vayne StackedTear: like kda even matters StackedTear: I didnt lost lane to vayne as kaisa StackedTear: or mid to veigar as the most op champion in the game StackedTear: you can barely speak english kaisa StackedTear: this one wasnt even coherent StackedTear: inted means intentionally dying StackedTear: since when StackedTear: 1 more min StackedTear: of afking StackedTear: and then I leave for good StackedTear: like they even ban leavers StackedTear: leaving StackedTear: int lmao StackedTear: u learned a cool now word StackedTear: from your favorite streamer StackedTear: I used the wrong vowel wow StackedTear: its not like your adc butchered the whole english language StackedTear: come StackedTear: im going to hit something StackedTear: have your fun enemy team StackedTear: when u will be losing u will remember how crappy this game is StackedTear: /all StackedTear: Literally every game is the same StackedTear: one team snowballs heavely StackedTear: and completly oliberates the other team StackedTear: we lost our base StackedTear: and u still vote no? StackedTear: chatting is more fun than actual gameplay StackedTear: permabaned for afking lol StackedTear: in the worst case StackedTear: I will get a 20 min que StackedTear: which is nothing Game 3 Pre-Game StackedTear: can I top? In-Game StackedTear: is good u came vack StackedTear: so they could kill you StackedTear: thanks malphite for preventing her to snowball out of control StackedTear: whats even the point of playing vayne StackedTear: u too StackedTear: dont face check StackedTear: he is 10 StackedTear: 10/2 StackedTear: ofc he is op StackedTear: Imagine if we had a realer jungler StackedTear: I actually went for pahntom StackedTear: phantom StackedTear: def mid StackedTear: what are u doing here StackedTear: genius yi StackedTear: genius everyione StackedTear: top is open StackedTear: TOP IS OPEN StackedTear: wow StackedTear: 2 turrets StackedTear: ofc yas comes too StackedTear: yes but yas was there StackedTear: so I have more reasons to complain StackedTear: varus needed 10 scs StackedTear: to figure he cant shoot trough yas StackedTear: 'wall StackedTear: why is silver so varied StackedTear: in terms of skill StackedTear: some ppl have no idea what a tower is StackedTear: but here they are StackedTear: in the top 50% of players StackedTear: u cant trust them StackedTear: u cant trust your teammats StackedTear: they might be a future bronze StackedTear: U have to play broken champs to climb StackedTear: if u dont want to surr? StackedTear: why dont u defend? StackedTear: you puzzle me so much StackedTear: its like u play only to waste others time StackedTear: im much better than u will ever be StackedTear: give the cs to me StackedTear: omg you used a mean word StackedTear: why even play jungle StackedTear: I should have que dodged StackedTear: when I saw the comp StackedTear: only a genius could pick StackedTear: like our top and jungle StackedTear: Not gg in the slightest Post-Game StackedTear: sometimes I wish I can honor the enemy team StackedTear: some ppl just dont deserve to b e honored StackedTear: I will start playing S champs StackedTear: until I am gold StackedTear: vayne is shit tier StackedTear: ever since the item change StackedTear: you managed to die StackedTear: to me StackedTear: cause u dont know how my kit works