FreeCrafty1

LuminesentCretin·4/16/2017, 12:05:23 PM·5 votes·556 views

My Fellow summoners

I come to you today with a request. My friend and fellow confidante CraftyCraff has been given a 14 day ban on the EUW server and I need him back. League has lost it's magic for me the last 48 hours. The Rift simply does not feel the same without my trusty companion.

I am not here to plead for his innocence. Myself and Riot both know he has sinned, but things aren't the same without him. Sure he is a flaming Bronze four player, sure he blames in game bugs for a lost lane, sure he flames his jungler for not ganking. Does he report people unjustly? OFCOURSE he does he is a TOXIC FLAMER!!!!. . . . But he is my TOXIC FLAMER and I miss him deeply.

After all, what is league without some salt in the bottom left hand corner. Flamers are a part of what makes this community so special. Like it or not CraftyCraff is one of our own and deservers to battle on the Rift once more!

Please Riot help a poor solo player get back his toxic duo partner and make the Rift great once more

Regards A very sad LuminesentCretin

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

6 Comments

EvilDustMan4/16/2017, 12:26:06 PM7 votes

No.

Clementine4/16/2017, 12:10:28 PM4 votes

Solid argument

Tim the Virtuoso4/16/2017, 12:14:44 PM3 votes

Nono pls

Hawckey4/16/2017, 3:11:03 PM3 votes

Keep on shitposting my friend

Colgate Gator4/17/2017, 2:34:14 PM3 votes

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OFCOURSE he does he is a TOXIC FLAMER!!!!. . . . But he is my TOXIC FLAMER and I miss him deeply.

That's a quick way to end your own silly argument.

Melkie4/17/2017, 2:32:26 PM1 votes

Who are we to deny this desperate man his best friend? item 3070 Amumu item 3070