FreeCrafty1
My Fellow summoners
I come to you today with a request. My friend and fellow confidante CraftyCraff has been given a 14 day ban on the EUW server and I need him back. League has lost it's magic for me the last 48 hours. The Rift simply does not feel the same without my trusty companion.
I am not here to plead for his innocence. Myself and Riot both know he has sinned, but things aren't the same without him. Sure he is a flaming Bronze four player, sure he blames in game bugs for a lost lane, sure he flames his jungler for not ganking. Does he report people unjustly? OFCOURSE he does he is a TOXIC FLAMER!!!!. . . . But he is my TOXIC FLAMER and I miss him deeply.
After all, what is league without some salt in the bottom left hand corner. Flamers are a part of what makes this community so special. Like it or not CraftyCraff is one of our own and deservers to battle on the Rift once more!
Please Riot help a poor solo player get back his toxic duo partner and make the Rift great once more
Regards A very sad LuminesentCretin
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