Official Message to Riot.

The Nasus God BB·10/26/2017, 8:40:24 PM·8 votes·1,668 views

%%%%%%s.

Okay so with that out of the way. I have about 17 accounts that have been perma banned.

I am going through all my old credit cards, and every single RP purchase i've bought from you guys, will be disputed with the banks.

Also, when I get my 30 million dollar check, From a lawsuit I just won. I'm going to challenge you in court with the instant ban you have set up on top of the rules where you don't refund rp purchases after a ban. I won't be looking for a settlement, but for rule changes. Also for you to change the instant ban system which is complete BS. I'll make sure everyone is updated with the court case.. 30 million can buy a lot of legal counsel in the courts.

You might can just ban these nobodies.. even the pros.. but now you messed with someone who now has serious money. I'll challenge your billions.

Mods be sure to pass this on to your superiors. Cya soon..

51 Comments

HalcyonDweller10/26/2017, 9:02:48 PM15 votes

The transactions were made legally, and you agreed to the terms of use prior to making them. Among those terms was the statement that any transactions you made would be final. Also that you would not own the content, rather Riot would let you hold the rights to use that content so long as you did not break the rules of your agreement with them.

If you attempt to chargeback the money spent on the accounts, you could legit wind up in jail for fraud. So be careful in how you go about this.

La Belle Sauvage10/26/2017, 8:44:33 PM11 votes

LMAO good luck with that dispute..

HA! Lawsuit!

Hold on, going to pop some popcorn.

Let's say for a second you succeed in finding a litigator who takes your case. The result will be a net loss of your money.

Good luck.

Warios10/26/2017, 8:47:05 PM9 votes

So let me get this straight, your going to receive 30 million dollars from a lawsuit, and your going to spend your time suing a game company on their policies?

I can think of 30 million other things I would do with my time if I received a windfall like that.

The Bearded Bard10/26/2017, 8:57:55 PM7 votes

Do you know of any game, or literally anything that refunds the money spent if you knowingly break the rules? If you go to a concert and punch someone in the face and get kicked out, do they give you the money back for the concert? If you're loud in a movie theater and they kick you out, do you think you'll get your money back for the ticket?

Use your brain.

ShinkoMinori10/26/2017, 8:42:47 PM7 votes

What makes this message "official"?

nerak2310/26/2017, 8:55:00 PM6 votes

And even if you've spent money on the account they won't refund it.

It is a FREE game.

Seriously, if anyone tries the charge-back thing Think before you do it. It could mess up the banking account of whoevers card it was ! Trying to be nice here and give everyone a heads up..

Now, I'm leaving this thread Have a nice day. I sure smiled today.

nerak2310/26/2017, 8:42:03 PM6 votes

Good Luck LOL

I have about 17 accounts that have been perma banned.

Get a grip on yourself.

BlueThingamajig10/26/2017, 8:46:11 PM4 votes

This post is sarcasm, right? I'm pretty sure it's deliberately outlandish.

But, like, I've seen actual people think things close to this, which makes me uncertain. I try to never underestimate incompetence.

Xidphel10/26/2017, 9:30:28 PM4 votes

Looking forward to you losing your money while nothing happens to Rito.[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Ph0neS10/26/2017, 10:11:08 PM3 votes

You'd think you'd have gotten the message of what's unacceptable conduct after seventeen permanent bans. Good lord.

Jo0o10/26/2017, 9:15:05 PM2 votes

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

I make dem flash10/26/2017, 8:46:19 PM2 votes

About time someone did something. Sick of the noobs in this game. The tribunal was better than this. And look at these fan boys riding the skirt of Riot.

TheShowStopperBB10/26/2017, 8:47:28 PM2 votes

I hope this makes the hot part of the forum. Upvote and stop being salty fanboys.

venerdì10/26/2017, 8:47:53 PM2 votes

"This isn't a warning, you have been warned - Anonymus" meme the thread

Xidphel10/26/2017, 9:59:14 PM2 votes

I remember when someone was sued. That person decided to get a lawyer. The accuser didn't. It was a fun run.

Here's how it went down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-LXvhy1Do

Pretty Dhizi10/26/2017, 10:56:48 PM2 votes

Ey' we got a new copy-paste meme for the good folks to use. Thank ya'.

This Is Your Dad10/27/2017, 4:13:53 AM2 votes

Because when I win 30 million dollar lawsuits, the first thing I do is try to get my 200 dollars back from Riot. By spending 30 million, I WILL get my 200 back.

FlexingOnYouBB10/26/2017, 8:49:35 PM1 votes

Seriously. They make billions of dollars. They say, "You can play our game, you just can't say certain things. If you do we'll ban you" And even if you've spent money on the account they won't refund it.

wilsuport4coffee10/26/2017, 10:21:04 PM1 votes

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

DemonCrow10/27/2017, 12:57:27 PM1 votes

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Guess i still had more popcorn to share. Anyone wants some? RIOT had many lawyers to dispose of while you only had one lawyer against them. Might as well use that 30 millions dollars for some charity instead of wasting on a legal action that you cannot win. LMAO.....you must be dreaming thinking that you can win a lawsuit against RIOT.

ModPeriscope10/26/2017, 11:00:25 PM1 votes

If your plan is to sue them, you should probably get a courier, not a boards

Let us know about your imminent failures to come with the banks

General Esdeath 10/27/2017, 12:37:25 AM1 votes

2/10 weak bait OP

Kürama10/27/2017, 3:06:24 PM1 votes

Best of luck with the case, I hope you get through with it and all!

Randomonium10/27/2017, 4:26:57 AM1 votes

Welp, there's worse ways to blow $30 million I guess. A least buy a house or a car first, don't spend it all in one place.

That said, you may want to actually read the terms of use and do a little research into how the laws work before you waste your money.

sanshaoye10/26/2017, 9:23:17 PM1 votes

good stuff my friend. we can hire a team in china dedicated to this purpose

yi810/26/2017, 8:52:19 PM1 votes

pretty sure this meme is a thread, but he makes valid pointsYasuo

nelogis10/27/2017, 8:38:26 AM1 votes

AAAAHHAHAHAHA... oh wait you are serious... let me laugh even more PHAAAAHHAHAHA