Roast my chat logs

Game 1 SangreDeNoche: Baby you set my world on fire SangreDeNoche: Literally SangreDeNoche: every SangreDeNoche: game SangreDeNoche: someone is first timing SangreDeNoche: for the past 3 days SangreDeNoche: every single game SangreDeNoche: bots and customs SangreDeNoche: am i the only one with the courtesy to test things in pve SangreDeNoche: warded SangreDeNoche: you picked karthus SangreDeNoche: you were asking for a bad lane phase SangreDeNoche: when you spam ping different pings like that i dont know what the fuck to do SangreDeNoche: im honestly so fed up with people like you picking poke champs, not trading, then flaming SangreDeNoche: i might as well farm jg to get this shit over with SangreDeNoche: since all youre going to do is split push bot lane SangreDeNoche: when it's time to team fight SangreDeNoche: it happens every game this patch SangreDeNoche: worth SangreDeNoche: youre mistaken SangreDeNoche: youve done nothing bot lane SangreDeNoche: now that im not supporting you SangreDeNoche: youre finally paying the price SangreDeNoche: for your overextensions SangreDeNoche: and lack of presence SangreDeNoche: nah SangreDeNoche: we lose quicker SangreDeNoche: Yeah, he's the only one going negative SangreDeNoche: Obviously SangreDeNoche: My allies are all faker SangreDeNoche: How was what I said toxic SangreDeNoche: I said my allies are perfect SangreDeNoche: Dont wanna SangreDeNoche: good ult SangreDeNoche: See the thing is I can do damage, but you guys repeatedly land nothing SangreDeNoche: then they get away SangreDeNoche: every single time SangreDeNoche: sure sure SangreDeNoche: i dont actually SangreDeNoche: but good for you SangreDeNoche: you know everything SangreDeNoche: idec at this point SangreDeNoche: You already gave that away SangreDeNoche: Might as well actually troll if I wanna SangreDeNoche: Not that you can punish me for getting caught out SangreDeNoche: As much as we wish we could SangreDeNoche: Report karth for dying SangreDeNoche: Gotta be equal opportunity SangreDeNoche: You ran away SangreDeNoche: So I couldnt help karthus SangreDeNoche: Away from me SangreDeNoche: ^ SangreDeNoche: Im trolling by your def SangreDeNoche: Not theirs SangreDeNoche: That's why im here SangreDeNoche: On my first account SangreDeNoche: My only other is pbe SangreDeNoche: Both are max honor SangreDeNoche: At all times SangreDeNoche: I can show you my ward SangreDeNoche: You can guess SangreDeNoche: I see you people troll like this game after game SangreDeNoche: And realized they were still there months later SangreDeNoche: Negative attitude op SangreDeNoche: idk SangreDeNoche: Wow toxic SangreDeNoche: Riot hates passive agressive behavior like that bro SangreDeNoche: Calm down SangreDeNoche: Check boards Game 2 SangreDeNoche: how did sion keep his auto going SangreDeNoche: sigh SangreDeNoche: This game gets slightly harder to play by the day SangreDeNoche: cc only works half the time SangreDeNoche: mf you make it so hard to keep you alive SangreDeNoche: when you walk into the enemy constantly SangreDeNoche: I have to use all my mana healing you with my crummy 1 point heal SangreDeNoche: no before that SangreDeNoche: Taliyah I cant leave lane when she's always a danger to herself SangreDeNoche: ^ SangreDeNoche: See??? SangreDeNoche: She kills herself and blames me SangreDeNoche: It resets the wave dumbass SangreDeNoche: learn how minions work SangreDeNoche: reset = in the middle dumbass SangreDeNoche: yes you can SangreDeNoche: youre taliyah SangreDeNoche: probably bc you didnt bother learning how they work SangreDeNoche: This client sucks Q_Q SangreDeNoche: I used e then ult SangreDeNoche: And it only counted the ult SangreDeNoche: mf you dont need excuses youre just bad SangreDeNoche: 0/7 SangreDeNoche: High skill mf too good to not feed 7 kills SangreDeNoche: 8* SangreDeNoche: we were 5 manned while you sat on your ass mid lane SangreDeNoche: you dont even know where to be as a mid in the first min of the game SangreDeNoche: then say "oops should I have been there?" SangreDeNoche: I may ult tower, dive mf or tali for me SangreDeNoche: lol gl SangreDeNoche: Dont cry so much, you're the one asking for the game to be over. SangreDeNoche: I've learned to stop trying to carry trash. SangreDeNoche: Your comeback is just repeating me SangreDeNoche: no wonder i thought you were slow Game 3 SangreDeNoche: Who is that champ, the smiling blue one? Never seen him in a game :P SangreDeNoche: bot SangreDeNoche: are you blind SangreDeNoche: seriously SangreDeNoche: Im so done with lanes that never want to stop playing the early game cs farm game and group SangreDeNoche: you dont need help SangreDeNoche: you obviously dont need help SangreDeNoche: because you didnt help fight when it was offered by the 3 other players on your team SangreDeNoche: if youre typing to me I already muted, I anticipated stupid comments when I spoke in all chat SangreDeNoche: you gotta make an effort if you expect me to SangreDeNoche: Got your blue SangreDeNoche: I've learned it's not worth trying to carry if my allies can't be bothered to help the first 15+ minutes of the game.