Riot Games Keyboard Warriors

KUNG FUZZ·Sep 3, 2016·2 votes·1,379 views

Riot games here is some truth that I found out about you:

You take enjoyment and laugh at the suffering of toxic players because they are ultimately going to fail to you're delusional form of a team game.
Not everyone was bullied in High School like your whole staff at Riot games, and wants revenge on any little piece of "toxicity" to get back at your high school bully.
You guys are programmers, try any of this methods in professional sports or any activities in real life and they will fail 10/10 times.

Tables are turned, you are the ones that will be stuck behind a computer desk rotting away playing a game that is so deluded, while you taught me the biggest lesson of life:

"there is nothing that can take away from real human connection interaction and the sweet outdoors"

Later,

I am the one laughing now.

38 Comments

xxxDogmanxxxSep 3, 20169 votes

Most hilarious post ever. Let me guess, chat ban?

KUNG FUZZSep 3, 20161 votes

It was more then a chat ban. A lot of emotional pain and because I was alone in this I thought it was "My Fault". I realized that just because I was alone did not mean I was wrong. Sure I said nasty things, but the way I felt was worse, and Riot games did nothing to prevent this. Just punish.

twchris13579Sep 3, 20161 votes

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KUNG FUZZSep 3, 20161 votes

Really? Bring in politics maybe the most corrupt source of power in the world. Please, no.

ModPrandineSep 3, 2016

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It was more then a chat ban. A lot of emotional pain and because I was alone in this I thought it was "My Fault". I realized that just because I was alone did not mean I was wrong. Sure I said nasty things, but the way I felt was worse, and Riot games did nothing to prevent this. Just punish.

Riot's goal behavior wise is Reform first, Punish second. The people who are getting 2-week and permanent bans are the ones who refuse to change their behavior for the better. Do you know how you can help? By not becoming part of the problem yourself. Easier said than done I know, but it's better than acting like you can do no wrong, blaming others for your poor behavior and getting a rude awakening in the form of a chat restriction or a temporary or permanent ban.

twchris13579Sep 3, 20167 votes

While you're laughing Riot is busy making 1.6 billion a year in revenue. But sure, you take that moral high ground kappa.

KUNG FUZZSep 3, 20161 votes

The fact that you even compared money to "human interaction and outdoors" You want to compare a monetary figure to something that is priceless "True Life Experience" Instead of sitting on front of a computer. Not Kappa.

twchris13579Sep 3, 20168 votes

Yet you are sitting in front of a computer arguing with a random person on the internet instead of embracing that human interaction. Kappa.

KUNG FUZZSep 3, 20161 votes

Yup, you are right. I just wanted to share the truth about riot and shine some light. Because they may be making 1.6 billion but a lot of their player base suffers and is scared to use forms of team communication. Riot games has no idea how to dictate or decide what is acceptable or not, because in real life they sit behind a computer and have no real social skills.

twchris13579Sep 3, 201610 votes

Alright kid heres the truth for ya.

Riot made LoL
Riot gets to decide what is/is not acceptable in their game just like your mom decides what is/is not acceptable behavior for you
You agreed to everything Riot stands for when you clicked "I Agree" after each ToS update.
Instead of being a keyboard warrior yourself (kappa?) maybe go do something you enjoy with those things you call "humans" while the rest of us play League

KUNG FUZZSep 3, 20161 votes

You nailed the hammer on the head, but just remember this. Just because everyone walks in a certain direction following the leader does not mean they are going in the right direction. I want to see humanity succeed not fail, and gaming has become a superstructure that is demoralizing man-kind.

I will move on, I just wanted to use my ability of free speech to show people they are not alone. Because I always felt alone in this community.

twchris13579Sep 3, 20168 votes

This is actually turning pathetic. You are trying to factor in Social Psychology into your argument about how gaming is ruining man kind when you're opening statement was demoralizing towards the members of Riot who just run a business?

You win the Kappa award for the year! Good luck with thy holy crusade against the crown my good ser.

KUNG FUZZSep 3, 20161 votes

Yup, I already told you I am the one laughing now.

HexaDecimelSep 3, 20165 votes

I think it's safe to say this post has us all laughing.

Laughing FishSep 3, 20165 votes

I know I am laughing. This post is entertaining as hell.

http://i.imgur.com/G8YOoDd.jpg?noredirect

FurriesAreHotSep 4, 20161 votes

Agreed.

archerno1Sep 3, 20163 votes

[{quoted}](name=KUNG FUZZ,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=XQJwYmqz,comment-id=00000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-09-03T05:02:37.124+0000)

Yup, I already told you I am the one laughing now.

U made us laugh too

AramsAreBestSep 3, 20162 votes

Stop the cringe you make is killing me

RogueWillSep 3, 20167 votes

[{quoted}](name=KUNG FUZZ,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=XQJwYmqz,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2016-09-03T04:46:05.746+0000)

The fact that you even compared money to "human interaction and outdoors" You want to compare a monetary figure to something that is priceless "True Life Experience" Instead of sitting on front of a computer. Not Kappa.

Actually "human interactions and outdoors" have a monetary price, you just don't realize it because you take it for granted

KUNG FUZZSep 3, 20161 votes

Or we have to many distractions such as "computers" and "entertainment" that we are distracted from seeing what is right in front of us. So we may be taking it for "granted" but it is possible that some of us are so brainwashed that they have the inability to see what is right in front of them.

Why is a company making so much revenue when there is serious problems on "Earth".

Hypocrite?

RogueWillSep 3, 20167 votes

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Or we have to many distractions such as "computers" and "entertainment" that we are distracted from seeing what is right in front of us. So we may be taking it for "granted" but it is possible that some of us are so brainwashed that they have the inability to see what is right in front of them.

Why is a company making so much revenue when there is serious problems on "Earth".

Hypocrite?

Man you have such a tiny mind.

I'm not hypocrite, I just was born and raised on a Third World Country, you know those types of country which their population with access to computer is less than 5%, and don't get me started on internet access. And let me tell you, the more exposure to the "sweet outdoors" changes shitfuck, our Life expectancy is way shorter, we have dis nutrition problem and heavier social problems than people just not going "outside". Try being indoors not just because you are "distracted" or "entertained" with a computer but because violence outside is quite high and you risk being killed. Try having, unspoken (yet respected) curfew because organized crime is running your country and police is basically another limb of them.

Yeah, "outdors" have a monetary value that you just don't realize it. You don't realize the millions of dollars spent on security so you can go outside and have your sweet joy. Or what about the millions of dollars that went into developing that road that took you there, the freaking car you used or even the freaking house complex or neighboorhood where you live into.

Don't forget the Human Necessities Pyramid. what are you talking about fells into Social needs, above safety and biological needs so like I said before, you are just taking it for granted.

FuzzOffSep 3, 20161 votes

When Im fishing i take nothing for granted. When Im playing LoL, or playing chat games on the forums, I realize how much I miss the outdoors and fishing. It is less people with Riot-like minds, and less rules. And, I can't go fishing right now.

ModPrandineSep 3, 2016

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When Im fishing i take nothing for granted. When Im playing LoL, or playing chat games on the forums, I realize how much I miss the outdoors and fishing. It is less people with Riot-like minds, and less rules. And, I can't go fishing right now.

When you're by yourself or with a group of friends then fine, feel free to act however you want. However, when you're in a public place you're expected to act like a mature person and respect that places rules. If you choose not to do so and continue to cause an uproar despite being warned then they are well within their rights to remove you from their establishment.

Ozag the MightySep 3, 20162 votes

I'd love for you to go see the great outdoors, I'm assuming your talking about camping/hiking which I can tell you from personal experience because I do both, it's not cheap the average camp location runs between $18-25 a night, that's not including food and supplies. So there for your still paying for this interaction.

And from a human standpoint I'd love for you to go find some random person and hang out with them all day.

Q r a f T e eSep 3, 20161 votes

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I'd love for you to go see the great outdoors, I'm assuming your talking about camping/hiking which I can tell you from personal experience because I do both, it's not cheap the average camp location runs between $18-25 a night, that's not including food and supplies. So there for your still paying for this interaction.

And from a human standpoint I'd love for you to go find some random person and hang out with them all day.

I encourage the OP to go outdoors more or spend more time making a positive impact on the planet. Then he's not frustrated with any online games he play and players aren't frustrated with him. He gets to do what he wants to do, everyone wins.

MissingKayoSep 3, 20165 votes

You are honestly so pathetic. But go on, keep talking about things you have no understanding of to try and attempt to make yourself at least appear smarter. Hint: It doesn't work because you're clueless.

Laughing FishSep 3, 20165 votes

How I felt reading through this post.

http://i.imgur.com/vzpZeFt.gif?noredirect

Jo0oSep 3, 20164 votes

Pro athletes face disciplinary action for how they present themselves on and off the field all the time. Try again.

scazzmanSep 3, 20161 votes

however no pro athlete will be disciplined for verbal conduct unless it's either A. completely out of line or vulgar B. said to a referee or thier coach, generally speaking other players are fair game as long as it doesnt get excessive

ModWulf HelhammerSep 3, 20165 votes

That "completely out of line" is what gets you punished in LoL btw

Jo0oSep 3, 20161 votes

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That "completely out of line" is what gets you punished in LoL btw

Precisely.

BeatzBoyFTWSep 3, 20163 votes

looks at this thread

surfed to watch the amount of audiences in the current LCS

Ummkay....

KarunamonSep 3, 20163 votes

I can't possibly be the only person that winds up playing a game with trolls, flamers, and other nasty types, and then comes here to watch other trolls, flamers, etc cry that they got punished for it.

Warms my heart just ever so much :)

TheSequelsRBadSep 3, 20161 votes

Same here. I read this board daily, almost every thread.

EvilDustManSep 3, 20161 votes

JonxxSep 4, 20161 votes

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/990/554/db7.gif

ItankyouSep 4, 20161 votes

Boiz we found the most boosted of animals on the boards.

ˆνˆSep 4, 20161 votes

While you're laughing Rioter actually are spending time with families and did you actually know that Rioters only play about 1-2 games per day while at work ? Did you also know that these games are meant to test stuff?