Negative attitude, not wrong.

SweatyStoner·12/5/2017, 8:54:33 PM·1 votes·890 views

I got chat restricted for having a negative attitude and i have to say, I agree. I had such a negative attitude. At 25 minutes my top laner had exactly 107 cs.(thats 10 min cs for those of you that still don't think cs is important in almost 2018) Ultimately losing the game from bad ultis and lack of vision all the while I'm getting called bronze by my teammates.

So i got punished for negative attitude but the following things which caused my negative attitude go unchecked: 0 man ultis or as i call it. "you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a boat" Calling teammates bronze, as long as you're doing it to the guy asking for vision because asking people to do things is toxic af. CSing worse than a dota2 bot Buying 0 control wards for over 10 minutes

So here's what you're thinking "Wow you're a toxic piece of shit fuck you ass hole whats the point of this post even" and I'm glad you asked. When I have a negative attitude rito is kind enough to put chat restrictions on me which do the trick every time. I come out of my 10 game chat restriction ready to mute everyone and not talk like a depraved introvert not capable of communicating for fear of further action on an account I've clearly spent too much fucking money on. So here are my solutions similar to chat ban that may help these people the same way rito is able to help me.

You CS like you're right mouse click is broken? For the next 10 games if you fail to CS as according to your rank you're likely going back to bronze 5 because I have no mercy like old testament god: bronze: Anything over 10 cs no punishment anything under removes the game and IP bans, try roblox. Silver: Anything over 20 cs no punishment anything under straight to bronze 5. Gold: Anything over 90 cs no punishment Anything under straight to bronze 5 you boosted fucking monkey(please add message upon elo change) Plat: 105-107 cs no punishment Anything less straight to bronze 5 I've had it with you fuckers having 80 god damn cs in plat get it together you fucking monkeys. Diamond: Anything less than 107 and you're a boosted monkey this is the top 20% of the community why the fuck can't you last hit some fucking minions in a game with no one else in it are you actually kidding me right now. masters/challenger: GL trying to punish these guys master/challenger accounts are so cheap these days just don't even bother punishing these guys.

Teams got so little vision you feel like you're cosplaying leesin? No worries if at any rank you fail to buy a control ward for 15 minutes you go back to bronze 5 regardless of the outcome of the game(you clearly didn't help). If you fail to buy a control ward for 30 minutes or more you're ranked banned for 1 year, go try some normal games until you figure out how to not ruin other peoples games in ranked.

Teammates are calling you a rank you clearly aren't? Say it with me class "back to bronze 5".

I put lots of time, effort and salt into this and hope rito gives it particular consideration. My goal is ultimately to put 90% of the population in bronze 5 so they at least have to pay their boosters again because those guys need money to feed their families, god bless. Thank you community for managing to get worse every year since the game came out, you the real MVP.

Sweaty

28 Comments

Taeseuk12/5/2017, 9:07:40 PM2 votes

This made me both laugh and cringe good job. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

redniwediS12/5/2017, 8:57:06 PM2 votes

The accuracy of your statements is not what is being judged here, only the quality. If you're going to be brutally honest make sure you're focusing more on the honesty than the brutality, because with a little tact you can say what you need to say without being negative.

Karunamon12/5/2017, 9:06:07 PM1 votes
SweatyStoner12/5/2017, 9:38:49 PM1 votes

If you take this seriously you're in for a bad time

Sir Ticklesword12/5/2017, 9:45:05 PM1 votes

That's a lot of salt. Think i might need to drink three 24-packs of water after reading this.

Go ahead, tell me I'm taking this too seriously. Your account is the one affected, not mine. Have fun in the future, you got another chance after this.

Zombie Gerbil12/5/2017, 9:08:29 PM1 votes

Regardless of what anyone does, in the end, it's all about how you respond. When it comes to your case, it has nothing to do with your team, your enemies, or anyone outside of the game. What you do and what you say is all that matters when it comes to the chat punishment. You are responsible for your own action.

Think of it this way, no one wants to know what your team, friends, enemies, or what anyone else said. They only want to see what YOU said. Regardless of the excuses.

EvilDustMan12/5/2017, 8:58:42 PM1 votes

No, you are still at fault, it's not your job to tell everyone you think they aren't playing well.

ModPrandine12/5/2017, 10:50:07 PM

Locking this since the OP only wants to tick people off rather than have a discussion. In the future please avoid making threads and posts for the sole purpose of trying to getting a rise out of people or there will be consequences to face. You've been warned.

-Prandine.