Free The Beaver

Im that DUCK··3 votes·1,063 views

Why is "beaver" censored in game? Uncensor the word "beaver" god dammit I know I can just disable the language filter which I finally did, but what if someone ELSE has it enabled and doesn't understand I'm talking about a fucking BEAVER? I mean come on, why the fuck is "beaver" censored? Because it can SOMETIMES, very rarely be used to mean pussy or vagina? Shouldn't "snake", "stick", "tube", etc also be censored then? Cause those COULD POTENTIALLY mean a dick? Right? I'm just tryna have a fuckin conversation about beavers and I say "beaver" and all of a sudden it gets CENSORED like I'm trying to say something else. WHY WOULD I USE "BEAVER" TO BYPASS A FILTER FOR "PUSSY"??

Beaver lives matter. Free the Beaver. Beavers should be free. Or are we gonna censor "snake" and "lion" and "monkey" because they could all be used to mean inappropriate or discriminatory things too?

BEAVERS HAVE FEELINGS. Beavers MEAN something to some of us, ya know. All I wanted was to call a friend a fuckin beaver cause they're almost the same as otters and NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND MAKE IT CENSORED. So now everyone who had their chat filters still on thought I was calling them inappropriate names, AND I PROBABLY GOT REPORTED FOR HARASSMENT. BEAVERS ARE NOT HARASSING ANIMALS! Beavers are FUN and LOVING animals who should be free from such constraints such as a CHAT FILTER, WHICH IS DISCRIMINATORY AGAINST BEAVERS. WHY ARE BEAVERS SO WRONG, RIOT, WHAT HAVE BEAVERS EVER DONE TO YOU? Not all beavers are bad. Sure, some may have faltered here and there and done some bad stuff, but you can't say ALL beavers are like that, can you? That's just plain discrimination! Beavers are people too. Free the beaver.

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Deep Terror Nami2 votes

They did seem to add a ton of obscure sexual or otherwise offensive words to the filter recently. No idea if they intend on changing that, but I do call into question what exactly you were having a conversation about when you said "beaver"?

Im that DUCK4 votes

I was literally calling my friend, whose username has "otter" in it, a beaver, as they were calling me "chicken" since I'm "duck". Come on.

ReadyxPlayerxOne3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Deep Terror Nami,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=MtiLfuPG,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-11-28T05:54:56.146+0000)

They did seem to add a ton of obscure sexual or otherwise offensive words to the filter recently. No idea if they intend on changing that, but I do call into question what exactly you were having a conversation about when you said "beaver"?

He was discussing how to build a damn and a new sub bronze wood division... duh...

Im that DUCK4 votes

EXACTLY. Thank you, geez, isn't it obvious? And Riot just comes along and is all like OH NOOO WE CAN'T BE HAVING THAT NOW CAN WE!

ReadyxPlayerxOne2 votes

{quoted}

EXACTLY. Thank you, geez, isn't it obvious? And Riot just comes along and is all like OH NOOO WE CAN'T BE HAVING THAT NOW CAN WE!

Honestly, I'm a fan of the beaver... cute little things whose tails really can take a pounding... I think the beaver speaks for itself and we call ALL enjoy allowing the beaver to be naked, free and uncensored! Why leave it to beaver though when we can just trust in RIOT... it's clear after years of abuse they just don't give a damn... Possibly because of their obvious mistrust and censorship of the beaver... This is exemplified in their long standing worship of the rat and satan! The only two creatures that even come close to looking like a beaver. Now you may ask yourself if RIOT likes ANY beaver... and to this I'm a bit confused... There's a LOT of amazing beaver in this game and unfortunately ALL of it is censored... Perhaps that's what's on the developers minds... If one beaver need be censored... ALL SHALL BE!

And so thinketh RIOT.

[zombie-nunu-hearts]

If you didn't at least chuckle at this... you have no soul.

Deep Terror Nami3 votes

You can give damns but you can't build them.

ReadyxPlayerxOne2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Deep Terror Nami,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=MtiLfuPG,comment-id=000000010001,timestamp=2016-11-28T06:13:34.627+0000)

You can give damns but you can't build them.

Frankly, I don't give a damn!

Also... I want a beaver champion...

Dominick Destine1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Deep Terror Nami,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=MtiLfuPG,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-11-28T05:54:56.146+0000)

but I do call into question what exactly you were having a conversation about when you said "beaver"?

Such a thing is irrelevant.

Simple household words shouldn't be suppressed by the draconian system... then again , could the OP not simply disable word-filter?

Deep Terror Nami3 votes

It was just a joke, I wanted to know what he was talking about not trying to suggest that filtering it made any sense.

Dominick Destine2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Deep Terror Nami,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=MtiLfuPG,comment-id=000000020000,timestamp=2016-11-28T06:17:14.739+0000)

It was just a joke, I wanted to know what he was talking about not trying to suggest that filtering it made any sense.

I really want a spinning Evelynn Avatar.

But I can't pay for it because such a concept (Paying for internet stuff) is impossible in my country, SIGH. People from the U.S. have it so easy.

Deep Terror Nami2 votes

Well I didn't pay for mine, I made it, and you can enter FEK events to earn Fish Chips (to pay for the badge) too. Whether you want to put forth the effort to do that or not is in your hands.

ReadyxPlayerxOne1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Dominick Destine,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=MtiLfuPG,comment-id=0000000200000000,timestamp=2016-11-28T06:29:29.284+0000)

I really want a spinning Evelynn Avatar.

But I can't pay for it because such a concept (Paying for internet stuff) is impossible in my country, SIGH. People from the U.S. have it so easy.

What the hell kind of country doesn't allow you to buy things on the internet?

IsoVhell1 votes

Why even use it?

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