Riot tilts me

The game recognizes whenever you cuss, miss a skillshot, die a lot etc. And what the game does is respond to these even though it shouldnt. Things like Ezreal quote when he misses Q "blame the terrain" or in loading screen when it shows you a quote from some player i don't know saying "I can't hit every skillshot, i'm just human" are tilting.

These things are tilting because it's pretty obvious why they are shown to me and i don't go "heh, funny" or "interesting", i read those as riot itself telling me "you suck at hitting things". Worst part is either they can't be disabled or the place where you disable them is too well hidden, when riot does this it's essentially like having a super toxic teamate that never stops talking and that i can't even mute.

After a tough game where i was just blasted completely, riot telling me to play better is the absolute last thing i want to hear.

Please create a way for players to disable these "respond to player behavior" things.