I'll never reform, you can ban me

Stars Shaper·Jul 31, 2016·4 votes·711 views

Because if I see a dps Alistar jungle never ganking, running back at each teamfight, refusing to help in ganks, only running away...

I'm going to tell him to fuck himself.

9 Comments

AurlecJul 31, 20165 votes

And you would deserve to be banned because you're a part of the problem.

NarvuntienJul 31, 20161 votes

Perhaps.... you were overextended and it was easier to let you die than to have both die.

It something that actually takes a long time to learn because it seems wrong and people like you tell you that you are wrong, but it is often best to let your teammate pay for his mistakes and die than to go in one by one to die and lose the game. If we are losing the teamfight I am leaving rather than going down with you.

There is another 2 lanes, dragon baron and enemy jungler that a jungler has to deal with they are not your servant. Yes it is possible for them to be bad and being in the wrong place on the map at the wrong time but not ganking your lane and even not ganking at all is not necessarily wrong. Jungling is actually really complicated and to reduce it to Ganking or not is disrespectful. I have had so many games with someone whining about getting camped and no ganks while i am stealing enemy camps and taking dragons/hearld while they are taking all the enemy jungle pressure.

WolfChasesJul 31, 20162 votes

Exactly!

As a jungle main I get really pissed off when my bot or mid start yelling on me and blaming me for their deaths and how enemy jungler is way better then me because I am not ganking their lanes. I mean...srsly, how do you think that I have a single chance ganking your God damn lane if you are constantly pushing your enemy under his tower, overextending without even thinking of warding your lane? It is not like I can get behind and dive them under their turret at lvl 5-6 because there's no other path for me since you pushed all the way through your lane and you don't have a single ward. Also...if it happens "somehow" that you didn't overextend and I gank your lane and we kill them both, listen to my God damn pings and call for a Drake, don't just fu*king farm and lurk around because 1 drake is more worthy than 3-4 minions you'll get if you stay there.

Stop acting like you know everything better than me, If I ping for a Drake it obviously means that we can take it since I have tracked enemy jungler and know that he wont be there in time as well as his teammates, stop waiting and ignoring me because it is obvious that they will rush to the drake as soon as they respawn after we killed them on bot, they will come with full HP while you are chunked down from previous fight and probably kill you and take the drake. Just come as soon as I ping you to come and run away as fast as you can after dragon dies.