To the players I played with in these games, Im truly sorry.
As embarrassing as it is for me to post these OBSCENE and UTTERLY OFFENSIVE chat logs, I'd first like to say guys....I'm sorry. You'll be happy to know that this account has been permabanned as being in the top .006% of all extremely and utterly offensive accounts in all of league of legends. These chat logs are unedited for your viewing pleasure and I can only hope that ONE DAY we dont have to live in a world where people say the hurtful and hateful things I say.
Game 1 Pre-Game 0rangejuiced: why ban nobody? 0rangejuiced: theres plenty of ban worthy champs like tryn, zed, yasuo, skarner 0rangejuiced: aww shitty. irelia made it thru bans :( 0rangejuiced: same with alistar me and zed r gonna have an awful time this game] In-Game 0rangejuiced: yeah its over or me with alistar in this game. unfortunately we have someone here that believed it would be a better idea 0rangejuiced: to not remove it from the options 0rangejuiced: cant help cait. 0rangejuiced: ali wasnt worth a ban apparently 0rangejuiced: and it also makes ur lane ungankable 0rangejuiced: sorry :/ ask karma waht that was about 0rangejuiced: no ones gettin one 0rangejuiced: u banned NOBODY instead of irelia 0rangejuiced: who also, i cannot gank 0rangejuiced: as u can see even at 50% health she 100/0 me 0rangejuiced: karma banned nobody 0rangejuiced: i ganked bottom already 0rangejuiced: ali punched me away 0rangejuiced: then i lost my top side jungle over it 0rangejuiced: jsut nothing screams "i dont care about winning ranked" more than a "NONE" ban 0rangejuiced: its so demoralizing 0rangejuiced: cant gank an ali lane 0rangejuiced: and alistar just punches me away 0rangejuiced: u lose the game when 20% of your team doesnt remove somene like alistar or irelia in an assassin heavy dive comp 0rangejuiced: i do. 0rangejuiced: but its ok :) ranked got 7 months left. 0rangejuiced: this loss is fine dont let it get to me 0rangejuiced: if irelia or alistar gets banned we are fine 0rangejuiced: irelia just wayy too strong and alistar counters all our dive 0rangejuiced: 158 cs at 15 mins 0rangejuiced: everyone gets one ban. dont blame me you couldnt use yours on irelia or ali 0rangejuiced: we hovered our comp my dude 0rangejuiced: just muting 0rangejuiced: 4 mid 0rangejuiced: sorry nasus u had it rough :( 0rangejuiced: i messed up bad and tried ganking bottom 0rangejuiced: and got denied by alistar headbutt 0rangejuiced: well i have a xp boost on so im voting no 0rangejuiced: besides we are so confident we diddnt even wanna use all our bans 0rangejuiced: nice try zed 0rangejuiced: just got headbutted 0rangejuiced: again i saw that :( Post-Game 0rangejuiced: gg thanks guys Game 2 In-Game 0rangejuiced: someone take a peek and put a ward opn my blue if u dont mind 0rangejuiced: why they all take exhaust 0rangejuiced: nice zed 0rangejuiced: great follow 0rangejuiced: good news is im just farming till this is over now 0rangejuiced: :) called a loss in champ select anyways 0rangejuiced: zed? 0rangejuiced: bot lane? 0rangejuiced: u guys seeing this? 0rangejuiced: w/e 0rangejuiced: doesnt matter they are all afk 0rangejuiced: ww just walks directly into my jungle past me and 3 of the laners just watch him and continue farming 0rangejuiced: ww here 0rangejuiced: bad bans. blitz over ww. just gg at that point 0rangejuiced: ZED 0rangejuiced: VAYNE 0rangejuiced: SORAKA 0rangejuiced: FIORA MID 0rangejuiced: nice heal vayne 0rangejuiced: thanks 0rangejuiced: great job laying down the silence soraka 0rangejuiced: such a super hard skillshot to nail and u just baned it right on 0rangejuiced: perfect 0rangejuiced: because WHEN u lay down the silence and i one shot sona 0rangejuiced: they are fucked 0rangejuiced: and its a 3v2 0rangejuiced: i cant play your champion for u 0rangejuiced: just had to hit W 0rangejuiced: m1 0rangejuiced: ww gets a double ghost 0rangejuiced: when ppl r low 0rangejuiced: for free 0rangejuiced: its why u usually ban him over someone like blitz 0rangejuiced: bye raka 0rangejuiced: PLEASE 0rangejuiced: USE YOUR SILENSE 0rangejuiced: ITS A MASSIVE CIRCLE 0rangejuiced: PLEASE 0rangejuiced: PLS PLS PLS SORAKA I BEG U 0rangejuiced: well i guess if u 4 just wanna be the guys to boost the enemies KDA and confidence then sure 0rangejuiced: i personally dislike being someones punching bag for momentum but to each their own 0rangejuiced: neat 0rangejuiced: for waht 0rangejuiced: for playing a 5 sqush comp? 0rangejuiced: nobody took a tank, you had last pick and went the softest support u could find 0rangejuiced: so maybe self reflect before you look to blame 0rangejuiced: your ban was blitz. we are getting destroyed by ww 0rangejuiced: good try swain Post-Game 0rangejuiced: fun match. reported raka for SUUUUUUUUUUUPER salt 0rangejuiced: its pixels on a screen. this person takes it way too seriously Game 3 In-Game 0rangejuiced: tryn? 0rangejuiced: u ok? 0rangejuiced: kaisa top. nasus 50 hp 0rangejuiced: u not comfortable ganking at 50 hp? 0rangejuiced: ?? 0rangejuiced: what do u mean 0rangejuiced: hey if u dont want to gank or anything fine. ill just let him free farm his q all match 0rangejuiced: kaisa top again 0rangejuiced: nasus 18% hp 0rangejuiced: then why arent u taking her blue? 0rangejuiced: or gromp? 0rangejuiced: or puttin a ward down? 0rangejuiced: if u can clearly see her on my map ganking 0rangejuiced: because you took the role i queued for lol 0rangejuiced: nasus f 0rangejuiced: im giving him top for free 0rangejuiced: too many kaisa ganks 0rangejuiced: not getting anything for taking all the attention of the jungler 0rangejuiced: 138 stacks at 10 mins 0rangejuiced: wonder what he have at 20? 0rangejuiced: kaisa top again 0rangejuiced: and why arent u in her jungle or warding? 0rangejuiced: gnona jsut do ur red and not get her blue huh 0rangejuiced: 150 stacks n keep goin 0rangejuiced: i asked for ganks. u couldnt figure it out 0rangejuiced: bet her blue is still up 0rangejuiced: hes very strong. kaisa spent a lot of time top 0rangejuiced: and u spent alot of time in our own jungle 0rangejuiced: instead of putting her behind 0rangejuiced: i agree cait 0rangejuiced: team game. their team just helped top more than ours 0rangejuiced: kaisa should not be 2 lvls ahead of tryn while sitting in top for 5 mins 0rangejuiced: maybe now? 0rangejuiced: still no hu 0rangejuiced: 3 top 0rangejuiced: why hes an autofilled jungle 0rangejuiced: leave him alone guys holy 0rangejuiced: kaisa bot 0rangejuiced: 4 top 0rangejuiced: tryn on bot lane 0rangejuiced: enemy immediately barons 0rangejuiced: good call tryn 0rangejuiced: oh what? 0rangejuiced: i thought 3 of u wer behind me 0rangejuiced: i got 5 summoners and two ults 0rangejuiced: 3 top 0rangejuiced: kaisa fl 0rangejuiced: gj cait 0rangejuiced: close one 0rangejuiced: naw not gonna buy it 0rangejuiced: dont wanna lose my dark seal stacks Post-Game 0rangejuiced: gg nice stacks nasus