i got 3 man camped on top of my freakin blue buff lol so i mean sure i coulda got vision or something but u dont usually expect the 3 man bush gank and my bot wasnt leashing since i was xin so w/e right anyway then they stayed when iwent back
This would never happen. There's no way you're that irrational - nobody in their right mind would go straight back to the buff they got killed at after the enemy invades. And more than that - you did that twice. You went right back to the same place you died two times, expecting a different outcome.
I call bullshit. If you got invaded and killed at blue buff, you would've gone for your red buff instead.
but what is the use of having a hunters machete and a refill instead of boots to get to lane when all im trying to do is basically play tryndamere until i can get some cs and levels to be relevant again after that horrible start? it was a logical buy and so were my next buys
No, that wasn't a logical buy, at all. Hunter's Machete, Hunter's Talisman, and their upgrades give you bonus EXP for killing Jungle creeps, Boots of Mobility doesn't. The only rational reason you'd ditch your Machete to buy Boots of Mobility is to go to the enemy quicker to feed, not to bounce back.
I'll give that Skirmisher's Saber (Warrior) and Blade of the Ruined King are logical buys (I'd say Bloodrazor is better than Warrior, though), but that doesn't excuse your clear intentional feeding. You died way too frequently to be considered trying to farm, and more than that, you died the majority of times on bottom lane.
If you were really trying to farm your way back into relevance, you would've been farming your jungle, not throwing yourself at the enemy bottom lane.