ARAM: Lying Nidalee
I was playing a game of ARAM and I got Zed. In our team, we had Headhuntress Nidalee that refused to heal anyone (even though she had full AP and around 1600 mana). She said it only healed for 100 even though the base value is much higher, keep in mind however that she on top of that base value had around 600 AP and the heal scales with 65% AP and has a minimum heal and a maximum heal. At worst, it would have healed for around 310 HP lvl 18 and around 620 at best. I reported her after the game, but here's also a chatlog (name is censored).
(Other player) left the lobby Ermin09: report nidalee Ermin09: refuses to heal Ermin09: flames Ermin09: and lies about her heal xxxxxxxx: XD zed reported XD (Other player) left the lobby Ermin09: ''it only heal 100'' even though the base value is 230 xxxxxxxx: XD kido xxxxxxxx: XD u have autism XD (Other player) left the lobby (Other player) left the lobby Ermin09: let me screenshot xxxxxxxx: XD u trying to tell me Ermin09: i've played nidalee xxxxxxxx: XD about me skills xxxxxxxx: XD xD Ermin09: i looked up her stats in the wiki Ermin09: 70 / 110 / 150 / 190 / 230 (+ 65% AP) xxxxxxxx: XD so stfu and go cry to mom xxxxxxxx: XD u getting report :D xxxxxxxx: XD enjoy (xxxxxxxx) left the lobby
I am not exaggerating; she used that many XD emojis.
Not sure what's actually funnier; the fact that she tried to make her heal look like garbage that only heals 100 (she literally used the same value when I asked her midgame aswell as lategame) or the ludicrous amounts of XD emojis and her lack of arguments when I gave her proof.
Speaking of which, I mentioned her heals before. Well, look at this.
Primal Surge HUMAN FORM - ACTIVE: Nidalee evokes the spirit of the cougar, healing the target allied champion or herself, increased by 1% for every 1% of the target's missing health, and granting them bonus attack speed for 7 seconds.
MINIMUM HEAL: 35 / 55 / 75 / 95 / 115 (+ 32.5% AP) MAXIMUM HEAL: 70 / 110 / 150 / 190 / 230 (+ 65% AP)
Pretty damn powerful heal, aswell as having a 20/30/40/50/60% AS boost for 7 whole seconds. It seems too powerful, so let's rework into this:
Primal Surge HUMAN FORM - ACTIVE: Nidalee evokes the depressed spirit of the cougar, kind of healing the target allied champion or herself by a flat amount. This spell fails if the cougar is having an anxiety attack.
HEAL: 3 / 6 / 9 / 12 / 15 (+ 0.05% AP)
The whole situation was shockingly stupid, but funny nonetheless.
T. Hank for reading