RIOT, WORK PROPERLY

Aertyes·Apr 5, 2018·1 votes·476 views

Hey Riot, if you guys are reading this, then work properly for reporting people and giving them penalty. You guys are really bad at working, especially how to manage toxic players.

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Imperial PandaaApr 5, 20188 votes

What a well constructed post that manages to point out issues in the system as opposed to some blanket statement that someone could take however they want.

Reporting for not feeding the Poro on Howling Abyss should be harshly punished. Non poro feeders are toxic.

ZezockaryApr 5, 20185 votes

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Reporting for not feeding the Poro on Howling Abyss should be harshly punished. Non poro feeders are toxic.

I disagree wholeheartedly! Poro obesity is at an all time high and could lead to the extinction of the race as a whole! Do you even realize that if a poro eats just 10 poro snax it will explode!?

I demand Riot place "Do not feed the poro" signs around the Howling abyss and other poro habitats! Perma ban for poro feeders on sight!

ModMaybeFiftyOttersApr 5, 20184 votes

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I disagree wholeheartedly! Poro obesity is at an all time high and could lead to the extinction of the race as a whole! Do you even realize that if a poro eats just 10 poro snax it will explode!?

I demand Riot place "Do not feed the poro" signs around the Howling abyss and other poro habitats! Perma ban for poro feeders on sight!

What you must take into account though is that the explosion from feeding poros split them into more poros effectively saving the species.

Not feeding the poros until it explodes into more is the worst behavior imaginable, expecially if you feed them to the verge and not finish the process.

ZezockaryApr 5, 20183 votes

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What you must take into account though is that the explosion from feeding poros split them into more poros effectively saving the species.

Not feeding the poros until it explodes into more is the worst behavior imaginable, expecially if you feed them to the verge and not finish the process.

But if you feed them nothing but poro snax then the high sugar diet will put the infant poros at a higher risk of developing metabolic syndrome, diabetes, heart disease, and pre-eclampsia. I'm not sure what some of those are but they can't be good.

Point is human (and yordle and like, vastayan, you get the point) interference with the ecosystem of these cute critters could be endangering them in the long term.

That is why my poro eats nothing but the corpses of his fallen enemies.