I KEEP GETTING PERMA BANNED!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!?

Götterdämmerung·12/29/2018, 6:31:09 PM·55 votes·17,761 views

This is what you do...

  1. Don't type in chat to flame others

  2. Learn to mute other players

  3. Don't play Ranked, it will work you up

  4. Play a champion that can hard carry games (e.g. Yi or Jax) if the problem isn't you but your "trashy" team

  5. If the problem is with you (most likely it is), get better

  6. Learn to play champions with CC instead of asking to nerf "Broken" champions (e.g. Jax, Zed, Twitch, Zoe), turns out that these "Broken" champions die hard to CC

  7. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO DODGE IF YOU ARE PLAYING RANKED! (Better to lose 3 LP and 15 minutes than lose 20 LP and 30 minutes)

  8. Make a point to take breaks frequently - a break every 2-3 games can do wonders to help relieve tilt.

You're welcome, I just saved you from a few bans and a broken heart...

Godspeed my friend! item 3117 You have many games to play without getting banned! [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

EDIT: No.8 was added and is Umbral Regent's Idea

71 Comments

CaptVqlsungr12/29/2018, 6:36:06 PM37 votes

I thought this was some guy complaining on why he is banned. Good guide though...

KFCeytron12/29/2018, 8:49:54 PM24 votes

This kind of thread pops up regularly, but the problem with all this advice is that permabanned players don't understand it. Here's the thought process around each piece of advice:

  1. Don't type in chat to flame others - I wasn't flaming. All I said was that my team is bronze trash and their mothers are hyenas. Those are just likely facts based on evidence. It's science. Riot can't ban me for science.

  2. Learn to mute other players - I need to defend myself! It's my right! If I get mugged, should I just try not to listen to my attacker?

  3. Don't play Ranked, it will work you up - The other modes are boring and meant for the children of hyenas (see above).

  4. Play a champion that can hard carry games (e.g. Yi or Jax) if the problem isn't you but your "trashy" team - People say my champ can't hard carry but she totally can. The problem is my trashy team. My teammates are literally bonobos at a zoo. Literally. Every time. And that one time where I won with a score of 2/9 while the rest of my team had positive K/D? I carried that.

  5. If the problem is with you (most likely it is), get better - The problem isn't me. I keep getting grouped with trolls, inters, AFKers, and bonobo hyenas.

  6. Learn to play champions with CC instead of asking to nerf "Broken" champions (e.g. Jax, Zed, Twitch, Zoe), turns out that these "Broken" champions die hard to CC - It's not my fault that Rito James keeps making broken OP champs that counter what I play. I was playing Leona jungle and even at 6 with my full root and stun combo I couldn't stop the enemy jungler AT ALL. He just turned red and kept hitting me. Nerf Olaf and unban me.

  7. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO DODGE IF YOU ARE PLAYING RANKED! (Better to lose 3 LP and 15 minutes than lose 20 LP and 30 minutes) - Why should I eat a dodge? My hyena bonobo troll inter teammates should dodge. I'm not dodging.

These players get permabanned because this advice that has been given to them many times before just isn't getting through and probably never will. It's not simple ignorance that can be fixed by giving them a few tips. And then of course even if they do understand that their behavior is problematic, they still think they shouldn't be banned for it. People should get thicker skins, behavior bans are stupid, I wouldn't ban myself for this, I don't like these rules... it's a lost cause, which is exactly why they are permabanned.

Umbral Regent12/29/2018, 8:13:55 PM15 votes

I'd like to add one to the list, if I may;

  1. Make a point to take breaks frequently - a break every 2-3 games can do wonders to help relieve tilt.
Arammus12/29/2018, 8:22:24 PM5 votes

your name is german and means gods dawn. did u know that?

OtakuBurrito12/29/2018, 11:30:22 PM5 votes

Have fun!!!

Jean Piaget12/30/2018, 10:20:43 PM4 votes

THIS SHOULD BE PINNED!

Tuition Fee12/30/2018, 8:17:12 PM3 votes

Or just mute everyone and break every key on your keyboard other than your hotkeys

SammyDayspring12/30/2018, 6:45:23 AM3 votes

I think if these kids who are getting banned were rational enough to follow this advice, they wouldn't be banned in the first place.

deltemp95151212/29/2018, 7:16:11 PM3 votes

"I KEEP GETTING PERMA BANNED!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!?"

Literally anything is fair game as long as you don't talk in chat.

Even12/29/2018, 10:15:28 PM3 votes

Dont play ranked??

I Spread Cancer12/30/2018, 7:53:10 AM3 votes

Add don't abuse ping to bm your ally.

Chezv12/30/2018, 3:08:36 PM3 votes

I'm afraid to even type hello in chat and I have to focus on not playing too good, because I've been banned without reason previously and no ban appeal

Jerry SeinfeId12/30/2018, 7:59:53 PM3 votes

so you gave 3 tips that actually keep you from being banned and then some shit that has nothing to do with it.

  1. Wether someone is hard carrying or straight up inting, that's not gonna change a damn thing about their team or their opinion on em.

  2. I didn't know i could get banned for being bad at the game? kinda contradicting when you're not allowed to be flamed for it tbh.

  3. So i can't think a champ is complete bullshit? that's something i'm just not allowed to think?

  4. see 5.

  5. that's simply not true for everyone. I couldn't care less about the degenerates in my previous game, they're not my current teammates.

Teh Watt Waffle12/30/2018, 11:44:03 PM1 votes

I just got perma banned. I keep getting flamed by Duo's in ranked games and they get ppl to report me. I just filled as ADC and my support picked an ADC and stole all my in lane farm. What the fuck is wrong with Riot half ass instant report system. well they were reported so must be true. Fix your shit you fucking lazy assholes.